Mitch
16 more years
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This has always bugged me.

Why do the above mentioned wear high heels while having sex and/or naked??


#1. It's probly pretty annoying and hard to get your pants off, especially if they are tight pants, over your high heels. If you take the high heels off to get the clothes off, why put them back on?

#2. They are aften pointy and pose a risk of jabbing or kicking either yourself or the dude.

#3. They weigh down your feet so when your legs are in the air they are clumsier and heavier.

These are 3 good reasons why not.
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FatherTed
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stop breathing.
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And thus, we witness another Mitch thread.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Mitch
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You guys suck
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DesertFox-
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I think Jeff Foxworthy covered this one somewhere. Something along the lines of "make your legs and butt look good".
FatherTed
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anyway bumming fat chicks is your thing, you don't need to worry about heels getting in the way.
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Whose threads are worse, mine or Mitches?
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FatherTed
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mitches.
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Finray
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FatherTed wrote:

mitches.
By a long shot.
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if the male riding her misbehaves there will be consequences.

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2009-04-25 12:44:26)

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DoctaStrangelove wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

mitches.
By a long shot.
I agree, and I don't like Finny in the slightest.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
SofaKing18
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They're too busy being seksy to take the time to mess around with their feet.
ATG
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FatherTed
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ATG wrote:

Stay on topic or I iz be banzorz
there isn't really much of a topic mr grape.
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Cybargs
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Have sex with a chick with heels on and you'll know why.
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ATG
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Mitch
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ATG wrote:

Yes, but new mod guidelines have been issued and I have near dictatorial powers so you better do as you are told.
See my sig for details.
basically chuy said bf2s is gunna be shutdown in a month so ban whoever you want  cause no ones going to trackr
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Mitch wrote:

ATG wrote:

Yes, but new mod guidelines have been issued and I have near dictatorial powers so you better do as you are told.
See my sig for details.
basically chuy said bf2s is gunna be shutdown in a month so ban whoever you want  cause no ones going to trackr
stfu sourcee srsly im shitting bricks
Noobeater
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I swear that i read somewhere that its because high heels act to pull on certain muscles or ligaments to make the butt and legs look better.

Pretty much as desert fox said tbh.
menzo
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In Barcelona  they where 40 euro/hour
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Mitch
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+877|6495|South Florida

menzo2003 wrote:

In Barcelona  they where 40 euro/hour
Hmm i only need 5 minutes

Do you have to buy a whole hour?

Wonder if she wants to talk about life for the remaining 55 minutes.

Last edited by Mitch (2009-04-25 12:53:37)

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cause its hawt
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Mitch wrote:

ATG wrote:

Yes, but new mod guidelines have been issued and I have near dictatorial powers so you better do as you are told.
See my sig for details.
basically chuy said bf2s is gunna be shutdown in a month so ban whoever you want  cause no ones going to trackr
Ban.

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