BF2S Forums Funniest reason u got kick/ban for server...?

specops10-4 wrote:

I was kickbanned due to "an oversized pertuitery gland" I really have no idea why I was kicked but that was why...  And my freind was kicked at the same time as me for being "a wanker"

an over sized what gland?

Nodrak wrote:

Can't remeber the server, but I was in a tank, and a SpecOps comes c4 hopping towards me, I full reverese, and fire the cannon/mg at him, somhow missing 2 shells, and hes still comming.  I hit a pole or something in reverse, and he gains some ground, chucks his 1 c4 onto me, and then 2nd one misses because I got unstuck intime.  He blows it, only hafk killing me, he dies from his c4.  I say 'lol smooth'.  -> You have Been Kicked

omfg this one is really funny!
nice action!

lame admin : )

A few weeks ago I got kicked for saying "Nice Shot" when i got sniped out of a attack heli =\

Back when I first aquired BF2, a friend came round (who bought the game the same day), we hooked up a little lan, formed a squad and started are desperate career of trying to stay alive under a torrent of artillery fire and shrapnel grenades.

We wandered around a beach, taking pot-shots with are little sniper rifles and generally missing everything we aimed at. Cries of "Ohhh did you see that Jet? That was soo cool!" and "What the f**k was that??" as the Arty rained hot death on our rookie squad.

The we found a helicopter, it was just sat there, all shiny and new, calling us to take to the skies.... so up we went (had just bought a joystick on another friends reccomenation, as it makes flight fun). We flew about a beach for a while, my friend trying the minigun and TV missiles out, while I banked around trying to get a feel of flight.

Then our down fall began, we decided to fly over the sea and have a look around.
It wasn't long before the gracefull shape of a carrier appeared in the horizon, as one unit we decided to attack.

Gunning the throttle I launched the attack helicopter straight towards the deck of the boat, missiles and minigun fire rained down on the enemy as I pulled the copter out of its dive... Laughing out loud we had missed everyshot, but undettered we went in for another run.

My friend launched a TV guided missile at the anti-air turret that had now spun to life but it glanced harmlessly into the carriers side. Fighting for control I desperatley fired my remaing missiles wildy into the air as the nimble helicopter lurched towards the bridge of the carrier.
Suddenly it was over though as the deck of the carrier had filled with hostile troops, Anti-tank missiles and heavy machinegun fire exploded our efforts and we fell about in laughter. Our plans and our helicopter sank into the depths of the ocean.

We decided to try out the support kit this time, as our suicide run onto the Enemies boat had landed us 0 kills, we hadn't even scratched its paintwork. This game was amazing:) We just attacked an aircraft carrier full of people in a helicopter But suddenly it was over.............


You have been kicked from the sever. Reason: Baseraping

Rookie Squad 0 kills 2 Deaths
Ebil Carrier 2 Kills+1 Helicopter
baseraping?

Dont worry though, we have got much worse since then

I was kicked for using UAV on the last remaining spawn of the opposing force as a commander....

EDIT - and the reason displayed was "CHEAT"

Last edited by 1234BGD (2006-02-09 01:36:53)

I played on the 50 klicks server, UK standard BF2 50 man. I played first map, karkand, was having one of those games no matter where I went on the map , every time I fired the grenade launcher it hit a 50k member, 25 people on the team and I kept nailing admins. A bit of whining and bitching went on but nothing happened, Got the gold medal.

Next map Oil Fields, I jump in a jet fly toward enemy base, see the enemy transport helicopter and shoot it down. 5 men dead , Top left of my screen fills up with 50k names......

Next minute my screen freezes and Im removed from server.

REASON : BANNED BUNNYHOPPING NOOB

In a jet!! It kinda made my night

No Flame intended 50k dudez btw.

Last edited by -fe.lep- (2006-02-09 06:24:38)

Got kicked twice for blowing up the radar stations to many times.  I was a spec ops thats my job.  Admin didnt care kicked me.  Rejoined..blew it up...kicked.

Because I had the guts too stand up to a 16 yr old Admin on internode Australia ( known as internoob by most Aussies) and their stupid rules ( i.e. fair play rules or rules of engagement) I not sorry i was banned and have many servers too play on like game arena.

I love these kids that admin and get their first power trip!

i got kicked for owning in a heli BUNCH OF WANKSHAFTS

sgt.vinny wrote:

once u know i was like hacking and u know like the admin sort of got mad so liek u know he banned me and i was laghing u know isnt that funny

FIRST NO ITS NOT FUNNY BECAUSE I HATE FUCKING HACKERS AND SECOND WHY THE FUCK ARE U HACKING DO U HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO HACK ON BF2?

for not giving a supply drop to a tank when requested, the tank was the admin - the reson for not giving it him was bc it was recharging. total idiot admin, but the servers good so you learn to put up with it. think hes called lightning pat

I just got kicked of this server.
Game-Monitor
24/7 Karkand [NoobKillers] - GameServers.net
IP: 82.192.78.144:17567
Game: BattleField 2
Players: 24 / 24

Server mess.
Cheating ! i'm like wtf
i'm just pwning the whole [Nk] squad.
didn't get the gold medal because the kick.
freaking *dsfadflsdjf* mother *hfalsdf*
Kicked for being good. There are sick people on this earth.
So if you are a good BF2 player don't ever step foot on :

24/7 Karkand [NoobKillers]