riddles

2009-04-12 06:49:32

#1

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5749|Croatia

Post some good riddles you know and don't redirect me to some stupid sites like riddles.com because those sites suck balls.

I'll start(Be sure to put the solution in /spoiler tags.You can put hints too):

Two moms and two daughters went shopping yet they bought only three pairs of shoes.Why?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because there were actually only three people.The grandmother,the mother,and a daughter.

2009-04-12 06:50:05

#2

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6633

iseewatudidthar

2009-04-12 06:50:47

#3

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5789|Catherine Black

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2009-04-12 06:52:25

#4

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5789|Catherine Black

Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666

2009-04-12 07:56:11

#5

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6765|d

Finray wrote:
Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666

inb4thecloseguy

2009-04-12 08:50:49

#6

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6550|San Diego, CA, USA

mafia996630 wrote:
Finray wrote:
Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666
inb4thecloseguy

Don't you mean:

https://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3677/arsibtl.jpg

Anyhow, I'll bite:

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

2009-04-12 09:04:40

#7

firebolt5: Member; +114|6156

Harmor wrote:
mafia996630 wrote:
Finray wrote:
Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666
inb4thecloseguy
Don't you mean:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3677/arsibtl.jpg

Anyhow, I'll bite:

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

Heard that one before, easy.

2009-04-12 09:09:41

#8

elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6455|USA

Harmor wrote:
mafia996630 wrote:
Finray wrote:
Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666
inb4thecloseguy
Don't you mean:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3677/arsibtl.jpg

Anyhow, I'll bite:

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested themurdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

I hate typos, I guessed the man that was murdered but w/e

2009-04-12 09:16:17

#9

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|6765|d

Harmor wrote:
mafia996630 wrote:
Finray wrote:
Also http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pi … 6#p2148666
inb4thecloseguy
Don't you mean:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3677/arsibtl.jpg

Anyhow, I'll bite:

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

Jesus! just because she lied about getting mail, doesn't mean she is the murderer.

She might have gone to masturbate and didn't want everyone in the house knowing. lulwut

2009-04-12 09:18:31

#10

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6520|Adelaide, South Australia

Harmor wrote:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

HE DIDN'T DO IT! HE'S DEAD!

2009-04-12 09:19:23

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6154|what

It was a suicide!

2009-04-12 09:26:13

#12

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|6632|New Hampshire, USA

A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/14407/Sig_Pats.jpg

2009-04-12 09:49:37

#13

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5749|Croatia

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire

I don't get it

2009-04-12 09:53:06

#14

Ultimatrox: Member; +38|6234|Netherlands

blah wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire
I don't get it

That makes two of us lol

2009-04-12 09:53:41

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6539|Long Island, New York

blah wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire
I don't get it

Baseball..

2009-04-12 09:55:08

#16

Ultimatrox wrote:
blah wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire
I don't get it
That makes two of us lol

Ultimatrox is just admitting how gay he is. Nothing to do with the riddle, he's trying to confuse you lot.

2009-04-12 10:42:22

#17

firebolt5: Member; +114|6156

Poseidon wrote:
blah wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
A man leaves home running
He runs for a little while and takes a left
He runs some more and takes another left
He runs even more and takes yet another left
As the man approaches home again, he sees two masked men

Who are the masked men?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Ze catcher und de umpire
I don't get it
Baseball..

Bah, Croatia and Netherlands. Of course they don't get it

2009-04-12 12:30:24

#18

Gamematt: Stocking ur medpacks; +135|6663|Groningen, The Netherlands

firebolt5 wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
blah wrote:

I don't get it
Baseball..
Bah, Croatia and Netherlands. Of course they don't get it

I got it

BF2S Forums riddles

Finray wrote:

mafia996630 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Harmor wrote:

mafia996630 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Harmor wrote:

mafia996630 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Harmor wrote:

mafia996630 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Harmor wrote:

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

blah wrote:

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

blah wrote:

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

Ultimatrox wrote:

blah wrote:

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

blah wrote:

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:

firebolt5 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

blah wrote:

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