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cowami wrote:

dunno why but i lol'd

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Stranger: I love chocolate
You: i love lamp
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You: say something goddammit
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Stranger: american?
You: Main Entry:
1Amer·i·can
Pronunciation:
\ə-ˈmer-ə-kən, -ˈmər-, -ˈme-rə-\
Function:
noun
Date:
1568
1 : an American Indian of North America or South America
Stranger: chair
You: Main Entry:
1chair
Pronunciation:
\ˈcher\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English chaiere, from Anglo-French, from Latin cathedra, from Greek kathedra, from kata- cata- + hedra seat — more at sit
Date:
13th century
1 a: a seat typically having four legs and a back for one person b: electric chair —used with the
Stranger: am i talking to a bot?
You: Main Entry:
1talk
Pronunciation:
\ˈtȯk\
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English; akin to Old English talu tale
Date:
13th century
transitive verb
1: to deliver or express in speech : utter
Stranger: clown
You: Main Entry:
1clown
Pronunciation:
\ˈklau̇n\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
probably of Low German origin; akin to Frisian klönne clumsy fellow, Old English clyne lump of metal
Date:
1563
1: farmer , countryman
Stranger: falacy
You: Invalid Entry
Stranger: shit
You: Main Entry:
1shit
Pronunciation:
\ˈshit, interjectionally also ˈshē-ət\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English *shit, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scītan to defecate
Date:
circa 1526
1usually vulgar : feces
Stranger: you going to say anything buddy?
You: Main Entry:
1any·thing
Pronunciation:
\-ˌthiŋ\
Function:
pronoun
Date:
before 12th century
: any thing whatever : any such thing
Stranger: i know there's actually a person reading this
You: Main Entry:
per·son
Pronunciation:
\ˈpər-sən\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French persone, from Latin persona actor's mask, character in a play, person, probably from Etruscan phersu mask, from Greek prosōpa, plural of prosōpon face, mask — more at prosopopoeia
Date:
13th century
1: human , individual —sometimes used in combination especially by those who prefer to avoid man in compounds applicable to both sexes <chairperson><spokesperson>
Stranger: why didn't you define reading instead of person?
You: Main Entry:
de·fine
Pronunciation:
\di-ˈfīn\
Function:
verb
Inflected Form(s):
de·fined; de·fin·ing
Etymology:
Middle English, from Latin definire, from de- + finire to limit, end, from finis boundary, end
Date:
14th century
transitive verb
1 a: to determine or identify the essential qualities or meaning of <whatever defines us as human> b: to discover and set forth the meaning of (as a word) c: to create on a computer <define a window> <define a procedure>
Stranger: suck it
You: Main Entry:
1suck
Pronunciation:
\ˈsək\
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English suken, from Old English sūcan; akin to Old High German sūgan to suck, Latin sugere
Date:
before 12th century
transitive verb
1 a: to draw (as liquid) into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue <sucked milk from his mother's breast> b: to draw something from or consume by such movements <suck an orange> <suck a lollipop> c: to apply the mouth to in order to or as if to suck out a liquid <sucked his burned finger>
Stranger: i'm so horny
You: Main Entry:
horny
Pronunciation:
\ˈhȯr-nē\
Function:
adjective
Inflected Form(s):
horn·i·er; horn·i·est
Date:
14th century
1 a: of or made of horn b: hard , callous <horny-handed> c: compact and homogeneous with a dull luster —used of a mineral
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Last edited by Mutantsteak (2009-04-02 14:12:44)

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You: are you a woman?
Stranger: no sex
You: thats a shame :(
You: so like you dont have anything down there or what?
Stranger: i have holy hand
Stranger: Let me lay my holy hand upon you!
You: okay sounds fun! :D
Stranger: so can i?
You: yeah why not
You: give me a holy handjob
You: sounds divine
Stranger: i feel that you are broken, but faith can heal you
You: what kinda faith
You: are we talking christianity here?
Stranger: Just do everything I tell you to do.
You: okey dokey
Stranger: my god speaks through me now:
You: do go on
Stranger: He has needs, like I do.
Stranger: We both want to rape you.
You: you have no penis :(
You: otherwise id be down
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but i have my holy hand
You: so you have both? or do you just call your penis your holy had?
Stranger: i dont have penis
Stranger: only holy hand
You: so thats like five holy fingers
You: are you freaky with your holy fingers?
You: what about this god fella
You: is he packin heat down there?
Stranger: i dont have fingers man
Stranger: only holy hand
You: are you going to fist me then?
You: i dont understand how this will work
Stranger: If I'm the fuckin' man Then you're the fuckin' man as well So i can Point that fuckin' holy hand up your ass
You: ight cool
You: but its not just about me babe
You: i want you to feel good aswell
You: do you have a holy butthole? or am i going to have to give you a handshake or something
You: its hard to figure out what gets you going when you have no dick
Stranger: its hard to figure out what gets you going when you have no holy hand^^
You: ah i see
You: i want this to work baby
You: so what kind of shit do you hand crotches do to each other
You: start me up babe
Stranger: i can put my holy hand up your ass
You: thats pretty freaky i guess
You: and i mean that in a good way ;)
You: so i have a question for you
Stranger: ask
You: my place or yours?
You: ;)
Stranger: my place is too holy to do that
You: alright my place it is ;)
You: ill put my schoolgirl outfit on for you
You: and you get over here
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i will follow my holy hand
You: excellent
You: ill be waiting ;)
Stranger: im coming
You: baby i cant wait
You: im so hard right now
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Last edited by csmag (2009-04-02 14:13:54)

You: herro
Stranger: Hey
You: sup
You: http://www.4chan.org/ enjoy your ruined life
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You: hi
Stranger: Hello im a panda bear, the zoo will only let me on for 5 minutes so lets make it count!
You: AWESOME
You: A panda?
Stranger: yep
You: don't you get hot with all that fur?
Stranger: really
Stranger: really hot
You: What does Bamboo taste like?
Stranger: crap\
You: that sucks
You: why don't you eat anything else?
You: you are omnivores, after all
Stranger: thats all they give me the bastards
You: a nice big tasty juicy steak
You: well
You: when you're in the wild
Stranger: that would be cool
You: what do you eat there
Stranger: born in captivity D:
You: Damn.
You: That kinda sucks
Stranger: yep
You: I feel for you dude
Stranger: i know the man is crazy\
You: Does he beat you?
Stranger: damn paws to big for this keyboard hard to type
You: Well, sure was nice talking
Stranger: nah just keep me in this box all day with nothing to do
You: aww that's a shame
You: anyway
You: better get back to your enclosure
You: byebye
Stranger: cya

Sidsnot wrote:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where you from
Stranger: germany
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Markooo*Est wrote:

Fuckkk i lost my conversation with this girl. She disconnected and then i closed the page accidently and didn't get the whole text. She said she's from Brazil and 17 years old like me Then we sent a pics of eachother and She looks like that:
http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums3/A … L6v74w.jpg

Finray wrote:

Markooo*Est wrote:

u doubt of her or me?

Him I mean her.