Im sat here eating my Chips and Curry Sauce for dinner and Im bored so I thought I would offer a gift back to the good people of bf2s. Here follows various examples of Welsh Music.
I would rattle the ass off Katherine Jenkins, Maybe Cerys Matthews but would aggressivley nail Charlotte Church, you know punch in the ribs, really pull her hair, slap her face. Duffy, she'd be the same as Kath really nice and gentle with her.
Andrea Bocelli & Katherine Jenkins - Time to say goodbye
(not as good as him n Sarah Brightman and unfortunatly has that cunt Bruce Forsythe in it)
Katherine Jenkins - Habanera
(Spanish for Nice Tits, shame about the dress)
Cerys Matthew & Space - Ballad of Tom Jones
(in following of tradition she's a bit of a girl this one, drinks in a rough part of Cardiff most Sundays and gets up and does Kairdiffoke)
Cerys Matthew - Calon Lan
(A Welsh Hymn which we are all made to sing at school, Fat Blokes and Women in Pink cowboy hats still do this at rugby - Dont ask me what the fuck the words mean I don't know, all I do is if you try and repeat it at home your likely to ssscccccchhhhpppiiiittttttttt all over your computer screen butt, Mr P - Check the banjo out)
Catatonia - International Velvet (Cerys's Band)
(I like the Chorus on this one; all together now, 'Everyday when I wake up, I thank the lord I'm Welsh)
Charlotte Church - Somewhere over the rainbow
(An easy target to take the mick out of, she once gave me and my mate 'the eye' we was gobsmacked but also on lunch hour)
Charlotte Church and Fergie - 9 to 5
(im not a poof but I do like this song, I would slam it into Fergie, I think its the black eye peas one not the ex royal family one, video is just kareoke to me, Charl looking a bit fat, she keeps having babies with her orange husband Chavin Henson)
Duffy - Rain on your parade
(look at the ass on this one lads, I also reckon she gives a cracking blow job, look at the gob on it, 'rain on my parade' ?? she could piss on my chest for all i care, sexy lil ceriad )
Duffy - Mercy
(this is the song that put her on the map, the lil minx just picked up a host of awards, she will never turn into Amy Winehorse)
Stereophonics
(They come from Swansea)
Manic Street Preachers - Theme from M*A*S*H
(one of their earlier hits, the drummer or guitarist jumped off the 7 bridge I think never to be seen again)
Goldie Looking Chain - Oh Son, ya Mrs is a Nutter
(fucking safe innit - This is how my accent sounds)
Tom Jones - Delilah
(yeah alright he's a bit of a hero to us Welsh but I think he's a cunt as he lives in LA, oh hang on, you can't blame him, every pub in South Wales reckons that it's his local, every rugby club up the valleys has a signed pic of Tom on its walls)
Shirley Bassey - Big Spender
(again all the old biddies in Kairdiff worship the wrinkley wonder that is 'our Shirl', My Mum n Dad used to go and watch her in the clubs n that down the docks, just like Tom, she seen sence and fucked off abroad to the USA, everyone down Tiger Bay (Cardiff docks) knows her, safe bra. Yur she is belting it out at Glastonbury of all places, yeah I'd what my fucking money back too)
Now this is just a small selection of what this great principality has to offer the world of music and I havent even included myself on that list, you wanna see My and Lil 27's version of Downtown or my solo of Suspicious Minds, ohhh its fucking cracking it is.
I'll leave you with our national anthem, be standing please
Funky you'll get to hear this live however the stadium won't be looking anywhere near as packed as that
I would rattle the ass off Katherine Jenkins, Maybe Cerys Matthews but would aggressivley nail Charlotte Church, you know punch in the ribs, really pull her hair, slap her face. Duffy, she'd be the same as Kath really nice and gentle with her.
Andrea Bocelli & Katherine Jenkins - Time to say goodbye
(not as good as him n Sarah Brightman and unfortunatly has that cunt Bruce Forsythe in it)
Katherine Jenkins - Habanera
(Spanish for Nice Tits, shame about the dress)
Cerys Matthew & Space - Ballad of Tom Jones
(in following of tradition she's a bit of a girl this one, drinks in a rough part of Cardiff most Sundays and gets up and does Kairdiffoke)
Cerys Matthew - Calon Lan
(A Welsh Hymn which we are all made to sing at school, Fat Blokes and Women in Pink cowboy hats still do this at rugby - Dont ask me what the fuck the words mean I don't know, all I do is if you try and repeat it at home your likely to ssscccccchhhhpppiiiittttttttt all over your computer screen butt, Mr P - Check the banjo out)
Catatonia - International Velvet (Cerys's Band)
(I like the Chorus on this one; all together now, 'Everyday when I wake up, I thank the lord I'm Welsh)
Charlotte Church - Somewhere over the rainbow
(An easy target to take the mick out of, she once gave me and my mate 'the eye' we was gobsmacked but also on lunch hour)
Charlotte Church and Fergie - 9 to 5
(im not a poof but I do like this song, I would slam it into Fergie, I think its the black eye peas one not the ex royal family one, video is just kareoke to me, Charl looking a bit fat, she keeps having babies with her orange husband Chavin Henson)
Duffy - Rain on your parade
(look at the ass on this one lads, I also reckon she gives a cracking blow job, look at the gob on it, 'rain on my parade' ?? she could piss on my chest for all i care, sexy lil ceriad )
Duffy - Mercy
(this is the song that put her on the map, the lil minx just picked up a host of awards, she will never turn into Amy Winehorse)
Stereophonics
(They come from Swansea)
Manic Street Preachers - Theme from M*A*S*H
(one of their earlier hits, the drummer or guitarist jumped off the 7 bridge I think never to be seen again)
Goldie Looking Chain - Oh Son, ya Mrs is a Nutter
(fucking safe innit - This is how my accent sounds)
Tom Jones - Delilah
(yeah alright he's a bit of a hero to us Welsh but I think he's a cunt as he lives in LA, oh hang on, you can't blame him, every pub in South Wales reckons that it's his local, every rugby club up the valleys has a signed pic of Tom on its walls)
Shirley Bassey - Big Spender
(again all the old biddies in Kairdiff worship the wrinkley wonder that is 'our Shirl', My Mum n Dad used to go and watch her in the clubs n that down the docks, just like Tom, she seen sence and fucked off abroad to the USA, everyone down Tiger Bay (Cardiff docks) knows her, safe bra. Yur she is belting it out at Glastonbury of all places, yeah I'd what my fucking money back too)
Now this is just a small selection of what this great principality has to offer the world of music and I havent even included myself on that list, you wanna see My and Lil 27's version of Downtown or my solo of Suspicious Minds, ohhh its fucking cracking it is.
I'll leave you with our national anthem, be standing please
Funky you'll get to hear this live however the stadium won't be looking anywhere near as packed as that
