For a while now the GF has been on about me getting waxed, I had the bushy thing growing on my back just above my arse, I was quite happy for this to be removed.
I cooked dinner yesterday, her and her sister were bored and asked if they could wax me there and then? I agreed, off they went to boots, I peeled spuds, put the chicken in etc etc.
They return saying it's cost them £30 (fucking hell, they should of gone to the cinema) and nagged me to lie down and get waxed, they had to wait till a convieniant time as Roast Chicken don't cook on its own.
So OK I lie on my front, they microwave the wax, paint it on with a stick thing, put some tape on it and 'riiiiiiiiiiiip'. 'FUCK, YOU COULD OF WARNED ME', didnt half take me by suprise the least I expected was a 'you ready then??'
The back took 5 mins and wasnt that painful tbh, I went for a fag, sort the veg's out and returned to lie on my front.
Again the wax gets microwaved to the point it's almost fucking bubbling and it fucking burns like fuck as its scalpelled onto you. Then she flicks at the edges so she can grab something to rip, and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP, fuck differnt story on your front, it fucking kills big time, must of taken an hour, there I am lying on my front kicking like im having a fit, screaming like fuck as she flicks at it so she can grab the wax. The actually rip isnt to bad, but the painting on and flicking of the edge is bad.
You have to paint it on and remove in the direction the hair grows and the lower you go the more it hurts. You cant go over bits that havent been ripped out so they have to be shaven but the outcome so far is I now look like a fat teenager waiting for the cake shop to open. 'Tubby 27' would be a good name to use, it wont be like this forever Im gonna sweat my moobs off (man boobs).
Im itching like fuck and pretty sore with it, Im a hairy mother fucker and when I did a full frontal in front of the Mrs last night she said I looked better. Its odd though for the last 15 years I have been looking down at my cock/feet and seeing a hairy chest, now fuck all, very odd.
I wouldn't reccomend it, the pain is like a bee stinging you over and over and only stops once its ripped off, your supposed to use the tape but Im too hairy for that and I don't like the way I look but this well change.
A video was captured by phone and if it gets uploaded I will post a link so you can see me kick like a bitch, she actually reckons I took the pain well but at times 3 of them were pinning me down.
My facebook status reads :'I have aerodynamic tits' and thats the only positive I am taking at the moment.
I cooked dinner yesterday, her and her sister were bored and asked if they could wax me there and then? I agreed, off they went to boots, I peeled spuds, put the chicken in etc etc.
They return saying it's cost them £30 (fucking hell, they should of gone to the cinema) and nagged me to lie down and get waxed, they had to wait till a convieniant time as Roast Chicken don't cook on its own.
So OK I lie on my front, they microwave the wax, paint it on with a stick thing, put some tape on it and 'riiiiiiiiiiiip'. 'FUCK, YOU COULD OF WARNED ME', didnt half take me by suprise the least I expected was a 'you ready then??'
The back took 5 mins and wasnt that painful tbh, I went for a fag, sort the veg's out and returned to lie on my front.
Again the wax gets microwaved to the point it's almost fucking bubbling and it fucking burns like fuck as its scalpelled onto you. Then she flicks at the edges so she can grab something to rip, and RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP, fuck differnt story on your front, it fucking kills big time, must of taken an hour, there I am lying on my front kicking like im having a fit, screaming like fuck as she flicks at it so she can grab the wax. The actually rip isnt to bad, but the painting on and flicking of the edge is bad.
You have to paint it on and remove in the direction the hair grows and the lower you go the more it hurts. You cant go over bits that havent been ripped out so they have to be shaven but the outcome so far is I now look like a fat teenager waiting for the cake shop to open. 'Tubby 27' would be a good name to use, it wont be like this forever Im gonna sweat my moobs off (man boobs).
Im itching like fuck and pretty sore with it, Im a hairy mother fucker and when I did a full frontal in front of the Mrs last night she said I looked better. Its odd though for the last 15 years I have been looking down at my cock/feet and seeing a hairy chest, now fuck all, very odd.
I wouldn't reccomend it, the pain is like a bee stinging you over and over and only stops once its ripped off, your supposed to use the tape but Im too hairy for that and I don't like the way I look but this well change.
A video was captured by phone and if it gets uploaded I will post a link so you can see me kick like a bitch, she actually reckons I took the pain well but at times 3 of them were pinning me down.
My facebook status reads :'I have aerodynamic tits' and thats the only positive I am taking at the moment.
