Should I give up masturbation for lent?

Actually the only correlation between the two would be the amount of zinc within seminal fluid. But The amount of zinc lost through ejaculation, however, is nowhere near enough to cause a significant zinc definicncy to cause blindness.

2009-02-25 20:32:31

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Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5709|College Park, MD

AussieReaper wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
If you stop now, you'll go blind.

Your choice, suckah.
I thought masturbation made you blind :3
Actually the only correlation between the two would be the amount of zinc within seminal fluid. But The amount of zinc lost through ejaculation, however, is nowhere near enough to cause a significant zinc definicncy to cause blindness.

Hm, so that's how the rumor started.

2009-02-25 20:34:09

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rdx-fx: ...; +955|6599

The more interesting question, really;

If she swallows, is she in violation of lent?

2009-02-25 20:38:58

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AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6160|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I thought masturbation made you blind :3
Actually the only correlation between the two would be the amount of zinc within seminal fluid. But The amount of zinc lost through ejaculation, however, is nowhere near enough to cause a significant zinc definicncy to cause blindness.
Hm, so that's how the rumor started.

Well more of a myth than a rumour to be perfectly honest. So much so that mythbusters took it upon themselves to disprove it:

http://www.snotr.com/video/256

2009-02-25 20:41:15

#12

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6478

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
If you stop now, you'll go blind.

Your choice, suckah.
I thought masturbation made you blind :3

It most definitely does, science lies. Ever seen that movie, Speed? Same principle. If you stop now or back-off from shaking hands with Mr.President, you're fucked. Go go go!

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2009-02-25 20:43:45

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mcgid1: Meh...; +129|6724|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

Hakei wrote:
Get involved in masturbationless march if you think you're up to it.

Or you could go the other way and participate in March Madness.

2009-02-25 20:46:09

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Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6773|Cambridge (UK)

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
If you stop now, you'll go blind.

Your choice, suckah.
I thought masturbation made you blind :3
Only if you suck it and jizz in your eyes.

You'll break you're back if you try to suck it.

2009-02-25 20:50:14

#15

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6478

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I thought masturbation made you blind :3
Only if you suck it and jizz in your eyes.
You'll break you're back if you try to suck it.

No sir, I had my lower ribs surgically removed.

I never leave the house.

Never gets boring.

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2009-02-25 21:07:19

#16

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|6584|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Roger Lesboules wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I thought masturbation made you blind :3
Only if you suck it and jizz in your eyes.
You'll break you're back if you try to suck it.

Actually its a typo i made but its somewhat win...

2009-02-26 02:49:46

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Swope: Member; +55|6176|Germany

nvm

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2009-02-26 02:50:01

#18

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|6604|England

Uzique wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
If you stop now, you'll go blind.

Your choice, suckah.
I thought masturbation made you blind :3
It most definitely does, science lies. Ever seen that movie, Speed? Same principle. If you stop now or back-off from shaking hands with Mr.President, you're fucked. Go go go!

I can attest to that. I went blind at 17 and killed myself by 19 out of the shame.
You can never stop D:

2009-02-26 03:18:15

#19

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6681|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Should I give up masturbation for lent?

Yes you should its a special time where individuals should concentrate on their own bodies and not of other men/beasts.

2009-02-26 03:45:08

#20

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5795|Catherine Black

I'm doing the exact same thing, lulz.

2009-02-26 03:49:32

#21

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6160|what

Finray wrote:
I'm doing the exact same thing, lulz.

Do you kiss your mother with those hands?

2009-02-26 03:52:12

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5795|Catherine Black

AussieReaper wrote:
Finray wrote:
I'm doing the exact same thing, lulz.
Do you kiss your mother with those hands?

I don't live with my mum.

2009-02-26 04:45:59

#23

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|5755|Croatia

I dare you not to spank the monkey for a week

2009-02-26 05:26:47

#24

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|6654

I dare you to not give up masturbating.

2009-02-26 05:34:19

#25

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6640

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I'm not even Christian (it's all a lie) but it's more of a personal challenge.

dont do it -posttin fruum my phone at school

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