So, I'm taking a flight...

2009-02-23 22:55:00

#1

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6519

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I've got a 5 hour flight coming up in about a month and I'm doing a little research.

I know you can take liquids as a carry-on as long as they are in individual containers less than 3oz (which equals 88 fluid oz, very important). Also, said containers must all fit into a quart sized zip lock bag.

So here's the question: What, if any, are the rules on alcohol? I know you can buy them on the plane, but you might as well smuggle the booze on in your anus, cuz it'll feel the same.

Basically, I wanna load up on those mini 50ml bottles and chill the flight away. Any hitches I don't know about?

Last edited by Protecus (2009-02-23 23:06:51)

2009-02-23 23:04:05

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6150|what

Protecus wrote:
Any hitches I don't know about?

If you get a window seat, it's harder to get the attention of the stewardess that's got the drinks.

2009-02-23 23:07:57

#3

Protecus: Prophet of Certain Certainties; +28|6519

AussieReaper wrote:
Protecus wrote:
Any hitches I don't know about?
If you get a window seat, it's harder to get the attention of the stewardess that's got the drinks.

Which is why I want to bring my own.

I just wanna make sure its legal before the nice security guy with the wand makes me do the no pants dance.

2009-02-23 23:21:41

#4

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6319|Orrstrayleea

Sitting on the window will make your head spin if you get rolling drunk

2009-02-23 23:42:30

#5

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6217|Phoenix, AZ

Getting shitfaced on a plane I would imagine wouldnt be so great

What, with the immobilization and what not, but I can see how you would want to get enough to just chill out

You could always find small containers of a different sort, and fill those with alcohol... That would be a total bitch though

God damn terrorists, first its the shoes, we have to remove them now, and then they fuck with our Vitamin Water bottles full of Vodka? Assholes

Another thought - Make sure the bottles are plastic

2009-02-23 23:46:06

#6

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6471|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Why not buy a bottle from taxfree and do some filling when the stewardess ain't watching?

2009-02-23 23:55:59

#7

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6629|Finland

5 hours go amazingly fast, so you'll be IMO quite fine with investing a few bucks on onboard drinks (they're quite cheap). Buy a magazine, take an mp3-player with you, watch the in-flight movie, take a nap.

Hint: Buy everything you need when the stewardess makes rounds to ask what you're having with your lunch/dinner.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-02-24 00:09:36

#8

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6471|6 6 4 oh, I forget

DonFck wrote:
5 hours go amazingly fast, so you'll be IMO quite fine with investing a few bucks on onboard drinks (they're quite cheap). Buy a magazine, take an mp3-player with you, watch the in-flight movie, take a nap.

Hint: Buy everything you need when the stewardess makes rounds to ask what you're having with your lunch/dinner.

Improved hint:

Try get a stool from the back of the plane. You'll have fast access to the shit simulator. And after emptying you can get moar to drink. This is pure win if all drinks are included. Because it's good to get some exercise to them legs on a long flight. And what would be a better reason than getting your ass up for more %%

2009-02-24 00:20:26

#9

notorious: Nay vee, bay bee.; +1,396|6744|The United Center

Drinking on flights is awesome.

The only thing better is drinking on trains.

2009-02-24 00:59:57

#10

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6543

Make jello shots, but put them in a mold. If it's big enough you can bring an entire bottle.

2009-02-24 01:02:24

#11

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6629|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:
DonFck wrote:
5 hours go amazingly fast, so you'll be IMO quite fine with investing a few bucks on onboard drinks (they're quite cheap). Buy a magazine, take an mp3-player with you, watch the in-flight movie, take a nap.

Hint: Buy everything you need when the stewardess makes rounds to ask what you're having with your lunch/dinner.
Improved hint:

Try get a stool from the back of the plane. You'll have fast access to the shit simulator. And after emptying you can get moar to drink. This is pure win if all drinks are included. Because it's good to get some exercise to them legs on a long flight. And what would be a better reason than getting your ass up for more %%

I do agree, ol' chum. Another bonus with sitting in the back near the shitter, is that you can a) estimate the perfect time to visit said shitter by observing the queue and b) flirt with hot chicks on their way to take a dump.

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-02-24 01:10:08

#12

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6389|Southern California

DonFck wrote:
flirt with hot chicks on their way to take a dump.

2009-02-24 01:21:06

#13

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|6747

if you put one of these on and filled it with the cocktail of your choice then you would get wasted easily.

The Beer Belly

But if they happen to frisk you during the security check then you will get into SERIOUS trouble.

edit:
would help if I put the link in

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2009-02-24 03:51:41

#14

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6471|6 6 4 oh, I forget

VicktorVauhn wrote:
DonFck wrote:
flirt with hot chicks on their way to take a dump.

"So. Going to have a shit then?"

If you charisma is in order this will work. But if you have greasy hair, look like Jack Torrance and have a long jacket on you, you might get off with a slap and/or pepperspray.

2009-02-24 04:07:50

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6497|so randum

We can't bring our own booze on flights.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-02-24 04:13:11

#16

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6471|6 6 4 oh, I forget

FatherTed wrote:
We can't bring our own booze on flights.

Ultrafunkula wrote:
Why not buy a bottle from taxfree and do some filling when the stewardess ain't watching?

Helloo-oo?

2009-02-24 04:13:47

#17

phishman420: Banned; +821|5678

xanax is really good for flights. i get anxiety before a flight, and xanax is an anti-anxiety drug, so it really chills me out and lets me enjoy the flight. ipod is a must btw

2009-02-24 04:14:53

#18

bennisboy: Member; +829|6643|Poundland

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed

2009-02-24 04:18:53

#19

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,810|6103|eXtreme to the maX

Why not just go five hours without a drink?
I think most airlines only allow duty free - which you're not allowed to drink on board - or drink bought on board.
You're not allowed to take drink to be drunk.

BTW Breaking airline rules -> You never fly again, anywhere.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-02-24 04:19:56)

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2009-02-24 04:20:16

#20

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6497|so randum

Ultrafunkula wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
We can't bring our own booze on flights.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Why not buy a bottle from taxfree and do some filling when the stewardess ain't watching?
Helloo-oo?

Get caught, you get banned from flight i think. Over here at least.

If it's five hours, just down a couple of pints, get on board then have another drink midway through. No need to risk fucking something up

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-02-24 04:35:26

#21

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6471|6 6 4 oh, I forget

FatherTed wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
We can't bring our own booze on flights.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Why not buy a bottle from taxfree and do some filling when the stewardess ain't watching?
Helloo-oo?
Get caught, you get banned from flight i think. Over here at least.

If it's five hours, just down a couple of pints, get on board then have another drink midway through. No need to risk fucking something up

Banned from flight? A bit harsh for taking a sip from your own bottle.

Ah, fuckit. Just buy the damn booze on the plane. It's not like you're gonna go bankrupt over a few drinks. You'll end up spending the cash on beer anyway at some point

2009-02-24 04:42:31

#22

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6629|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:
VicktorVauhn wrote:
DonFck wrote:
flirt with hot chicks on their way to take a dump.
"So. Going to have a shit then?"

If you charisma is in order this will work. But if you have greasy hair, look like Jack Torrance and have a long jacket on you, you might get off with a slap and/or pepperspray.

"Hey baby. So, you're on your way to take a sheit? Give me a shout when you're done and make yourself wet, I'll get there once I'm done with this brandy here"

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-02-24 04:50:49

#23

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6646

ThomasMorgan wrote:
Drinking on flights is awesome.

The only thing better is drinking on trains.

Why is it better on trains? Planes get you utterly hammered with no effort.

2009-02-24 05:03:34

#24

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6150|what

DonFck wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
"So. Going to have a shit then?"
"Hey baby. So, you're on your way to take a sheit? Give me a shout when you're done and make yourself wet, I'll get there once I'm done with this brandy here"

"Save the last flush for me."

2009-02-24 09:46:02

#25

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6482

Forget booze, bring pot brownies.

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