How much would someone have to pay you for you to decapitate a swan?

2009-02-23 09:24:04

#76

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
Is swan edible? I sure know that moose roast I slow cooked in the crock pot last week was absolutely awesome.

The french seem to think so

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2009-02-23 09:39:37

#77

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6714

I would cut a swan's throat with no hesitation.

It's a goddamn bird.

Fuck that shit up.

Humans on top, yo.

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2009-02-23 09:47:35

#78

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6875|949

Why would I want to decapitate a swan? If someone offered me money to cut a swan's head off I'd probably punch that person in the face and take the money from him/her then laugh and take the swan home as a pet.

2009-02-23 09:59:09

#79

LividBovine: The Year of the Cow!; +175|6623|MN

If I wouldn't be penalized for it. For the meat. Does it taste like chicken?

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2009-02-23 10:27:26

#80

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6893

If I could do it with an axe, I'd do it for not very much at all. Providing I could eat it. They're vicious fuckers though, you'd never manage with a saw.

2009-02-23 10:29:08

#81

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

ghettoperson wrote:
If I could do it with an axe, I'd do it for not very much at all. Providing I could eat it. They're vicious fuckers though, you'd never manage with a saw.

Yeah thought that before. After checking with the OP, it's fine to beat it up a bit first, stun it etc.

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2009-02-23 11:19:37

#82

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7053|Marathon, Florida Keys

20 bucks. I'd wear safety goggles too so the thing wouldn't peck my eye out

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2009-02-23 11:40:53

#83

BVC: Member; +325|6939

The black swan is a game bird in these parts. As I've never eaten swan, I'd do it for free provided I could keep it. Apparently you can cook them in much the same fashion as goose or duck, so I guess swan la orange would be a goer...maybe a roast with a lot of nice stuffing and a honey glaze?

https://www.fluffyfeathers.com/images/20080329105342_12223-australian%20black%20swan-csw.jpg

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2009-02-23 11:56:58

#84

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5787|Toronto

Why does that black swan look more delicious than the white?

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2009-02-23 11:57:34

#85

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6729

gnot<3 wrote:
lol, are you some kind of idiot? don't lie now

I bet you would perform some kind of oral sex for drugs to eh? Let's get real here, idk what kind of person you are, but to me, you seem like someone that's easily persuade to do anything.

Just like those people on Intervention, WILL DO ANYTHING to feed their addiction.

Be a ldr, not a follower.

lulz. I do drugs, but I don't need to stoop to oral sex to get them. Your categorizing me as a follower because I'd kill a swan for an exorbitant amount of money? I fail to see the logic behind this.

2009-02-23 12:00:10

#86

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6744|so randum

Pochsy wrote:
Why does that black swan look more delicious than the white?

lol

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2009-02-23 14:43:36

#87

Oo ETHER oO: Member; +3|5786|Tucson AZ

No problem I would do it for free, my little bro and me used to beat the crap out of swans and gease at the lake by our house...

2009-02-23 14:44:28

#88

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,979|6875|949

Oo ETHER oO wrote:
No problem I would do it for free, my little bro and me used to beat the crap out of swans and gease at the lake by our house...

Before or after your uncle would play doctor with you?

2009-02-23 14:46:31

#89

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6773|Global Command

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Oo ETHER oO wrote:
No problem I would do it for free, my little bro and me used to beat the crap out of swans and gease at the lake by our house...
Before or after your uncle would play doctor with you?

And before or after sniffing gasoline?

2009-02-23 14:47:05

#90

imortal: Member; +240|6908|Austin, TX

Poseidon wrote:

Okay, I'll bite..

I'm a huge animal lover so atleast $10 mil. The painful memories and guilt I'd have would be far worse and far too much for anything under that amount to compensate for.

Are you kidding? As long as I don't have kids, I would cut off my wife's dog's head for a measly $1 mil. Who cares about a swan?

2009-02-23 14:53:10

#91

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6773|Global Command

imortal wrote:
Poseidon wrote:

Okay, I'll bite..

I'm a huge animal lover so atleast $10 mil. The painful memories and guilt I'd have would be far worse and far too much for anything under that amount to compensate for.
Are you kidding? As long as I don't have kids, I would cut off my wife's dog's head for a measly $1 mil. Who cares about a swan?

What if your kids couldn't see and you wouldn't get busted?

how much then?

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2009-02-23 16:05:18

#92

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6712

Free.

2009-02-23 16:27:34

#93

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6707|Tyne & Wear, England

No, the Queen would have me hanged.

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2009-02-23 16:32:12

#94

13rin: Member; +977|6723

Sweet..

Vacation 09'

https://www.swanhunting.com/Swanuphires.jpg

*edit. I bet they fly slow... I'm used to shooting fast little moving ducks. I'll fuckin' murder em'.
*edit edit... Permit raffle. Shit. Well since I'll be in NC, I hang out at the Highlands place and maybe I'll go for bear too.

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2009-02-23 16:33:01

#95

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6716|Kakanien

4000 €

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2009-02-23 16:33:37

#96

andy12: Banned; +52|6901

Like £50, plus £5 for beer to make it easier.

I mean ciferder

2009-02-23 18:18:39

#97

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6649|North Carolina

Give me a chainsaw, and I'll do it for free.

2009-02-23 18:40:38

#98

Diesel_dyk: Object in mirror will feel larger than it appears; +178|6238|Truthistan

MMMMMMMM Swannnnnnn

here's a recipe I found

Baked Swan Old Elizabethan Recipe

To bake a Swan
Scald it and take out the bones, and parboil it, then season it very well with Pepper, Salt and Ginger, then lard it, and put it in a deep Coffin of Rye Paste with store of Butter, close it and bake it very well, and when it is baked, fill up the Vent-hole with melted Butter, and so keep it; serve it in as you do the Beef-Pie

I figure with about $8 in ingredients you could have a pretty good meal if someone gave you the swan.

I'd do it for $20 $8 for ingredients and $12 for wine.

Besides, Swans are pretty but they are really nasty animals. They will drown other swans and are capable of drowning dogs. Geese are bad, swans are worse. But I wouldn't decapitate it, I would stand on its wings and slit the throat to bleed it out... at least that's what we used to do with the chickens on the farm. Decapitation can stop the heart and the blood can affect the taste of the meat. but that might be TMI for some who frequent the grocer.

2009-02-23 19:04:29

#99

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6876

lowing wrote:
when it came right down to it, I could not do it.

Same...

2009-02-23 19:11:29

#100

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6762|Montucky

I can do it during General Waterfowl Season around here..

The Waterfowl Tag doesn't cost me anything since I'm a Vet.

So for free aslong as its around oct 1 to Jan 11th.

*edit* I shot two last year.

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