Getting laid vs getting brutally killed

2009-02-22 10:36:14

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5577

Well I took some more sleeping pills last night and had another weird dream. To make a long story short. Would you go somewhere and have sex with a women who offered it to you if there was a chance it could all be a trap to kill you. Beautiful woman who you have known for awhile. You used to be close when you were young and there is no ill will between you two but she is close to some of your enemies.

So would you take the chance?

2009-02-22 10:37:57

#2

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6445|The Twilight Zone

Macbeth wrote:
Would you go somewhere and have sex with a women who offered it to you if there was a chance it could all be a trap to kill you.

No, they come to me.

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2009-02-22 10:38:05

#3

BL4CKL10N: Member; +66|6274

No because I would never risk my life for just one night with a woman. There thousands of them

2009-02-22 10:38:06

#4

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5554|Stoke, England

ye

2009-02-22 10:38:40

#5

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6499

no?

2009-02-22 10:39:22

#6

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6698|67.222.138.85

Dream charles. It means nothing.

2009-02-22 10:40:05

#7

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6445|The Twilight Zone

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Dream charles. It means nothing.

lol

2009-02-22 10:41:44

#8

phishman420: Banned; +821|5673

stupid thread is dumb

2009-02-22 10:42:17

#9

Lynx14: Member; +41|5962

Macbeth wrote:
Well I took some more sleeping pills last night and had another weird dream. To make a long story short. Would you go somewhere and have sex with a women who offered it to you if there was a chance it could all be a trap to kill you. Beautiful woman who you have known for awhile. You used to be close when you were young and there is no ill will between you two but she is close to some of your enemies.

So would you take the chance?

Drink some alcohol, way better dreams because its like you're retarded in them

2009-02-22 10:43:07

#10

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5577

I know it means nothing, mister my balls aren't worth keeping. It's just a dream and for a plan like the one set forth in the dream one of my closest friends would have to betray me over to somebody he doesn't like. I'm asking this question as to see which would be the choose for some people.

2009-02-22 10:44:29

#11

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5554|Stoke, England

Macbeth wrote:
I know it means nothing, mister my balls aren't worth keeping. It's just a dream and for a plan like the one set forth in the dream one of my closest friends would have to betray me over to somebody he doesn't like. I'm asking this question as to see which would be the choose for some people.

Eat some cheese before bed

2009-02-22 10:45:36

#12

cl4u53w1t2: Salon-Bolschewist; +269|6464|Kakanien

Macbeth wrote:
Well I took some more sleeping pills last night

wat?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2oh3h3DvY0

2009-02-22 10:46:05

#13

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6352|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

phishman420 wrote:
stupid thread is dumb

wrong, its how youre doing it!

2009-02-22 10:46:15

#14

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6303

Get laid before going to bed then you won't have dreams about beautiful women with potential danger preventing you from being with her.

And you'll probably sleep better too.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2009-02-22 10:48:17

#15

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6484|Connecticut

Every night I go to bed with a beautiful woman who is slowly killing me by sucking the youth out of me day by day.

Malloy must go

2009-02-22 10:57:05

#16

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6641

Eat the woman, marry the trap, fuck the enemies.

2009-02-22 11:06:45

#17

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6619|UK

ghettoperson wrote:
Eat the woman, marry the trap, fuck the enemies.

This man makes a good point.

2009-02-22 11:08:47

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6612|London, England

Macbeth wrote:
Well I took some more sleeping pills last night and had another weird dream. To make a long story short. Would you go somewhere and have sex with a women who offered it to you if there was a chance it could all be a trap to kill you. Beautiful woman who you have known for awhile. You used to be close when you were young and there is no ill will between you two but she is close to some of your enemies.

So would you take the chance?

Probably would, but she'd be on top so if anything does happen she's the human shield, then I make a quick escape out the window or I kill everyone in the room and walk out whilst I finish off putting my Tie on as I exit the room

Yeah

2009-02-22 11:12:50