Hi, my name is Scorpion0x17 and I'm a zombieholic.

2009-02-12 20:57:05

#1

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6994|Cambridge (UK)

My first taste of sweet zombie goodness came with the release of the L4D trailer.

I was instantly hooked.

I needed more.

But, like all good dealers, Valve kept me waiting, kept me wanting more, kept me craving.
Even once it was released, lack of money kept me waiting.

But thankfully, you-tube sated my thirsts.

I started shouting "WIIIIITCH!" at random pale-goths (you know, those ones that are so goth they wear nothing but white) and pointing out overweight men with calls of "Boomer!".

Every hoody a Hunter, the masses a Horde.

By now I was gone. Lost.

And then, around 24hrs, or so, ago, I got to taste real zombie flesh for the first time.

I am now infected.

Please pray for my soul.

2009-02-12 20:58:13

#2

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6935|67.222.138.85

/blows Scorpion's brains out with little mercy.

2009-02-12 20:58:55

#3

Brasso: member; +1,549|6858

can't help you buddy. i'm infected too.

someone find a god damn cure.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-02-12 20:59:55

#4

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6970|FUCK UBISOFT

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
My first taste of sweet zombie goodness came with the release of the L4D trailer.

I was instantly hooked.

I needed more.

But, like all good dealers, Valve kept me waiting, kept me wanting more, kept me craving.
Even once it was released, lack of money kept me waiting.

But thankfully, you-tube sated my thirsts.

I started shouting "WIIIIITCH!" at random pale-goths (you know, those ones that are so goth they wear nothing but white) and pointing out overweight men with calls of "Boomer!".

Every hoody a Hunter, the masses a Horde.

By now I was gone. Lost.

And then, around 24hrs, or so, ago, I got to taste real zombie flesh for the first time.

I am now infected.

Please pray for my soul.

hold up, you bit a zombie?

2009-02-12 21:03:51

#5

Brasso: member; +1,549|6858

Miggle wrote:
Scorpion0x17 wrote:
My first taste of sweet zombie goodness came with the release of the L4D trailer.

I was instantly hooked.

I needed more.

But, like all good dealers, Valve kept me waiting, kept me wanting more, kept me craving.
Even once it was released, lack of money kept me waiting.

But thankfully, you-tube sated my thirsts.

I started shouting "WIIIIITCH!" at random pale-goths (you know, those ones that are so goth they wear nothing but white) and pointing out overweight men with calls of "Boomer!".

Every hoody a Hunter, the masses a Horde.

By now I was gone. Lost.

And then, around 24hrs, or so, ago, I got to taste real zombie flesh for the first time.

I am now infected.

Please pray for my soul.
hold up, you bit a zombie?

yeah, it happens. we fight a lot. mostly because he keeps barfing all over my damn shoes, but sometimes i just don't like that look in his eye....

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-02-12 21:16:24

#6

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|5945|Vancouver, BC, Canada

I'm infected, but can't afford to keep going.

Played it at a friends house, but srsly can't afford to buy it.

Even if I could, my graphics card burned out, and the onboard barely handles BF2.

2009-02-12 22:47:22

#7

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6698

I think this thread is just a big allegory for Scorpion's painful social ostracization to be honest, culminating in the eventual climax of him losing his virginity (i.e. tasting the flesh of the zombie horde that are so alien and hostile to him).

Just my own interpretation.

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2009-02-13 03:44:43

#8

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6630|dm_maidenhead

Don't worry. You'll get bored of it soon.

2009-02-13 05:21:17

#9

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6935|67.222.138.85

Uzique wrote:
I think this thread is just a big allegory for Scorpion's painful social ostracization to be honest, culminating in the eventual climax of him losing his virginity (i.e. tasting the flesh of the zombie horde that are so alien and hostile to him).

Just my own interpretation.

.

Social ostracization into the horde? More like bending under the will of the masses.

Be cool man, just eat a little zombie, everyone's doing it.

2009-02-13 08:59:14

#10

Brasso: member; +1,549|6858

Peter wrote:
Don't worry. You'll get bored of it soon.

no you won't. any way to see total play time?

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-02-13 09:04:07

#11

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6076|one windy city

haffeysucks wrote:
can't help you buddy. i'm infected too.

someone find a god damn cure.

this is my boom stick

https://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9907/aod10gp2.jpg

2009-02-14 02:19:58

#12

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|7000|PNW

Ah, the joys of tanking. While other zombies moan and groan and say 'GETINHEREGETINHERE' over and over again, I playfully swat logs, forklifts, cars and bales of hay about, waiting for the survivors to make the first move.

It's usually a thankless task if accomplished. You know you're supposed to run into the farmhouse and get your tiny head blown off your beefy shoulders.

2009-02-14 07:25:22

#13

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6630|dm_maidenhead

haffeysucks wrote:
Peter wrote:
Don't worry. You'll get bored of it soon.
no you won't. any way to see total play time?

I've had it about 2 months and probably played less then 10 hours.

2009-02-14 07:47:27

#14

destruktion_6143: Was ist Loos?; +154|6855|Canada

Peter wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
Peter wrote:
Don't worry. You'll get bored of it soon.
no you won't. any way to see total play time?
I've had it about 2 months and probably played less then 10 hours.

ive played each "movie" about 10 times. and now bored with it.

2009-02-14 13:59:20

#15

Brasso: member; +1,549|6858

Peter wrote:
haffeysucks wrote:
Peter wrote:
Don't worry. You'll get bored of it soon.
no you won't. any way to see total play time?
I've had it about 2 months and probably played less then 10 hours.

i've had it for about the same amount of time and have probably played 10 hours in just one weekend. i'd say i've probably played at least 150 hours.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

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