God is pissed at Australia/ Abortion caused wildfires

2009-02-11 15:56:03

#1

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5889

http://catchthefire.com.au/blog/2009/02 … ush-fires/

Catch The Fire.au wrote:
CTFM leader, Pastor Danny Nalliah said he would spearhead an effort to provide every assistance to devastated communities, although he was not surprised by the bush fires due to a dream he had last October relating to consequences of the abortion laws passed in Victoria.

He said these bushfires have come as a result of the incendiary abortion laws which decimate life in the womb. Besides providing material assistance, CTFM will commence a seven day prayer and fasting campaign for the nation of Australia tomorrow Wednesday the 11th February.

“Yesterday (Monday 9th February 2009), the front page of the Herald Sun newspaper reported “The Darkest hour for Victoria”. A few months ago the news media should have reported “The darkest hour for the unborn” but unfortunately the “Decriminalization of Abortion bill” went through parliament and was passed, thus making many people call Victoria ‘the baby killing state of Australia,’” Mr Nalliah said.

May God Bless Australia with His Rains of Mercy!

See Australia what happens when you refuse to practice abstinence and decide to destroy your innocent? God is pissed now your going to pay for it with your forest and people.

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God; Love him, Fear him, and Obey him.

2009-02-11 16:35:26

#2

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|6976|A sunburnt country

Man there are some fucking idiots in this world.

2009-02-11 16:36:28

#3

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7019

he sounds wacky... i wanna party with him...lol

Love is the answer

2009-02-11 16:37:41

#4

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,984|6935|949

Pastor Danny Nalliah and Pat Robertson should get together with their other fundie Christian buddies and hold a circle-jerk on Jerry Falwell's grave.

2009-02-11 16:39:05

#5

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6742|King Of The Islands

The bushfires were probably deliberately lit by this cunt.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2009-02-11 17:00:37

#6

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6895

Oh. And here I thought it was too many hot Australian women on too small of a continent casing all the combustion.

"Pastor Danny Nalliah ... was not surprised by the bush fires due to a dream he had last October..."

Right. Gotcha. Delusions of Prophecy & God speaks to him in dreams.
Anyone have a copy of the DSM-IV handy?
Think this guy might need a hand here.

Next he'll be having affairs with Playboy Playmates because he had a dream about it..
Then he'll be telling his followers to send him a bunch of money, 'cause God told him it should be so in a dream..
Hey... waitasec... Iseewhatudidthar! I think I just figured out this whole Televangelist Fundamentalist racket!

Visualization and positive thinking I can understand.
Falling asleep while working on a mechanical design, then dreaming a solution - I do on a regular basis.
But.. "God talks to me in my sleep"?
Um.. no.. they have medications for that now.
Really.
Seek help.

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2009-02-11 17:50:03

#7

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6456|what

heard about this loon, it's always the ones who think we should fear a vengeful god that are the worst. Any disaster and they are the guys saying those killed were chosen too, rather than just offering their sympathy and moving on.

2009-02-11 18:15:30

#8

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6823|Adelaide, South Australia

Next there'll be a report that someone saw a beam of light from space set the bush on fire...

2009-02-11 19:00:01

#9

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6895

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Next there'll be a report that someone saw a beam of light from space set the bush on fire...

What happens if they say the bush started talking to them?

2009-02-11 19:17:17

#10

Diesel_dyk: Object in mirror will feel larger than it appears; +178|6297|Truthistan

What?
I thought that America got all the religious nut jobs who were kicked out of Europe. And then Europe cleared out all the criminals and they went to Australia. I always thought Australia got the better of that deal.

I guess this wacko got on the wrong boat, I better check with Kansas, I think they have someone missing.

2009-02-11 20:02:46

#11

BN: smells like wee wee; +159|7071

I'm Australian but I had casual sex in Canada...is that included in this round of wrath?

2009-02-11 20:21:43

#12

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6281|Blue Mountain State

Kangaroos are weird.

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Baba Booey

2009-02-11 23:47:56

#13

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,817|6409|eXtreme to the maX

And there was me thinking it was hot weather, too much vegetation and nutjobs with cigarette lighters.
God did it, how did I miss that?

Fuck Israel

2009-02-11 23:59:46

#14

Little BaBy JESUS: m8; +394|6452|'straya

Dilbert_X wrote:
And there was me thinking it was hot weather, too much vegetation and nutjobs with cigarette lighters.
God did it, how did I miss that?

Well you obviously arnt blessed and god doesnt cum come to you through your dreams

2009-02-12 01:28:12

#15

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,060|7075|PNW

OP: Really? I thought it was the terrorists.

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2009-02-12 03:52:47

#16

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,817|6409|eXtreme to the maX

LBJ wrote:
Well you obviously arnt blessed and god doesnt cum come to you through your dreams

Actually he does, except he's a she and likes doing weird stuff, then I wake up and its back to reality

Fuck Israel

2009-02-12 03:55:19

#17

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7113|Nårvei

The Bushfire conspiracy

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2009-02-12 09:57:40

#18

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|6950

Dilbert_X wrote:
And there was me thinking it was hot weather, too much vegetation and nutjobs with cigarette lighters.
God did it, how did I miss that?

God made everything, so therefor he(she?) did it.

2009-02-12 10:08:05

#19

prototype: Member; +52|6614

AUS has these major bush fires because they say to drink Fosters but they do not drink it themselves.

shame on you aussies for making the rest of the world drink your beer *gulp*

2009-02-12 10:50:26

#20

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6486|Ireland

Quick, throw a virgin into the Volcano!!!!!!

Oh, wait, I mean burn some sheep and what fuck like they did in the old testament.

2009-02-12 11:12:12

#21

rdx-fx: ...; +955|6895

Lotta_Drool wrote:
Quick, throw a virgin into the Volcano!!!!!!

Oh, wait, I mean burn some sheep and what fuck like they did in the old testament.

Burn a Virgin Sheep, fuck a volcano! .. no, no.. that can't be right

Fuck a Burning Virgin Sheep, jump in a volcano! .. no, no.. still not quite right

Burn the Old Testament in a Volcano, let the sheep wander off and do it's own thing! .. Hey! i think we're on to something here!

Dilbert_X wrote:
And there was me thinking it was hot weather, too much vegetation and nutjobs with cigarette lighters.

Stop that!
You're being all logical, reasonable, and to-the-point here.

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2009-02-13 04:30:34

#22

SineNomine: Panzerblitz; +37|7026|SPARTA

YES!!!!!! THE HERETICS MUST BURN!!!!! BURN!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!...........gotta take my pills ill be right back......

2009-02-13 05:10:00

#23

JahManRed: wank; +646|6931|IRELAND

I knew it was the Muslims Christians.

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