B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|6855|Cologne, Germany

Zaius1000 wrote:

I have been best friends with Mandy Moore for years, and i am with her on vacation to Los Vegas. We are in a hotel room, and we start talking to eachother about general things. We continue talking for about 2 hours, and then Mandy Moore asks me to sit on the hotel room bed shes laying on. And then she starts asking me some things about my lovelife. I tell her that i do not have one. Then she asks me how come, i say i dont know. She puts her hand on my back and then she says "so much pain" and i say, "Pain can be controlled, you just have to disconnect it" then she says, "you dont feel" I say of cousre i feel, im feeling you right now" then she asks me if i have ever made love to a woman, i tell her that i have never. She says in a deep, mellow crying-like voice, "Never?" I say no, never. Then tears drip down her eyes and she says in that crying voice" Oh my god!.... Oh my god im so sorry, im so sorry! I say to her "its okay.. it doesnt matter to me" then i get up off the bed and walk to the bathroom, she gets up off her bed and kisses me, i resist her at first, but then i give in. Then we make love, we make sweet passionate love allthroughout the night!

http://web.telia.com/~u87727183/mandy_moore.jpg
you need to take your medication, dude...

btw, before I believe any celeb will waste precious time playing FPS, I will have to see proof. and no, I don't mean another random post in some internet forum.
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|6777

d3v1ldr1v3r13 wrote:

Oh yeah ( a little late I know but Mandy Moore )
https://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9444/fg143tc6ni.gif
it's never too late for I'd Hit It pics!

https://sc.tri-bit.com/images/9/93/67ZQ7TS5KTL47Y2LQPFE7YODQMCEMK4O.jpeg
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6715
This is one of the more amusing threads ive seen in a while. thank you all.
luckybaer
Member
+10|6789| Going Feral
Yeah, but you'd guys would rag on her 'cuz she uses the n00b t00b, armor, jets, and likes to be the gunner in the attack helos.

Just don't affix the popular prefix "-whore" when you refer to her.  It could be taken the wrong way.  :-)
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|6715
Well
A: I doubt mandy moore will ever read this,
B: Even if she were to read this I doubt she would care what a bunch of random people on some gaming forum think about her and
C: How do you know what she likes to do in game?
LuitenantLt.Smash
Member
+0|6697|UK
aahhhhhh.....anyone got a tissue?
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|6851|Finland
Another completely wierd topic by zaius. You seen the other one? There he just  keeps saying how psychopatic he is and kicks her grannys ass and shit like that.

Come oon man, no ones gonna believe you anyway. Post something that makes sense.
E^9.Guarnere
Member
+1|6703
hmmm sound hawt i would love to pwn her any day !!!
HisInfernalDeath
Member
+23|6739|Belgium
I would like to stick my "knife" in her anytime !!
WilhelmSissener
Banned
+557|6747|Oslo, Norway

Zaius1000 wrote:

Id hit it without a condom!
information overload
Milk.org
Bringing Sexy Back
+270|6790|UK

Mj.Blindfisch wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

Mandy Moore is in my bed, say hi everyone.
"FIELDFUCK!"
Eh no no he said field-fun.
*ToRRo*cT|
Spanish Sniper-Wh0re
+199|6758|Malaga, EspaƱa
omfg....this is so stupid

like anyone would give a fuck when some guy in the server sais ''I,m Michael Jackson Come To papa kiddies''
not me, because i do not believe him/her...thats internet for, u can be anyone...

so i do not give a shit who i shot in the game , i,m just glad he lies down on the field
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|6693|Denver, CO
chuyskywalker
Admin
+2,439|6862|"Frisco"

INCSOC wrote:

there you go lol

http://bf2s.com/player/mandymoore/
Pft, Transport whore... Wait a sec...
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|6759|Houston, TX

Zaius1000 wrote:

Id hit it without a condom!
She's so hot, I'm sure there are quite a few who would hit it even after you hit it.

KJ
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|6759|Houston, TX

chuyskywalker wrote:

INCSOC wrote:

there you go lol

http://bf2s.com/player/mandymoore/
Pft, Transport whore... Wait a sec...
LMAO, this joke was coming (insert additional pun here).  Just a matter of when (and by who).

KJ

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-01-30 10:04:32)

Dr.Battlefield
Got milk?
+150|6766
Guys, just relax...She's married
AirForce2076
Member
+1|6756|MN
that means she's sexually deprived
airborne916
Member
+24|6679
id hit it with out a condom.
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6751|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

Mj.Blindfisch wrote:

I'd like to show her my noob tube....
L0000000000000L LETS ALL NOOB TOOB HER (I GUESS MINE IS THE BIGGEST )

Last edited by Masta_Daco (2006-01-30 11:34:45)

AirForce2076
Member
+1|6756|MN
no really, but with a condom you wouldn't.
Masta_Daco
Member
+39|6751|Amsterdam,The Netherlands

Zaius1000 wrote:

I have been best friends with Mandy Moore for years, and i am with her on vacation to Los Vegas. We are in a hotel room, and we start talking to eachother about general things. We continue talking for about 2 hours, and then Mandy Moore asks me to sit on the hotel room bed shes laying on. And then she starts asking me some things about my lovelife. I tell her that i do not have one. Then she asks me how come, i say i dont know. She puts her hand on my back and then she says "so much pain" and i say, "Pain can be controlled, you just have to disconnect it" then she says, "you dont feel" I say of cousre i feel, im feeling you right now" then she asks me if i have ever made love to a woman, i tell her that i have never. She says in a deep, mellow crying-like voice, "Never?" I say no, never. Then tears drip down her eyes and she says in that crying voice" Oh my god!.... Oh my god im so sorry, im so sorry! I say to her "its okay.. it doesnt matter to me" then i get up off the bed and walk to the bathroom, she gets up off her bed and kisses me, i resist her at first, but then i give in. Then we make love, we make sweet passionate love allthroughout the night!

http://web.telia.com/~u87727183/mandy_moore.jpg
Yeah keep on dreaming
SargeJp
Member
+87|6764|Canada

Zaius1000 wrote:

Id hit it without a condom!

http://www.splicedwire.com/02galleries/mmoore1.jpg
o yeah baby!!! she's hot!
Sgt_Stutta
The Disturbed One
+14|6690|Tucson, AZ, USA, Earth
liar.
tehmoogles
Don't touch the pom-pom!
+7|6724
Zaius - Could somebody please ban him?

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