Kill, Marry, Fuck

2009-01-24 11:13:02

#1

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

Post three things (preferably people). The poster below you must state which they would kill, which they would marry, and which they would fuck.

I will start us off with:

Freezer
Freezer's mom
Freezer's dog

So the person below me will post which of those ^ three they would kill, marry, fuck. Then they will post a new three for the next person. GOGOGO.

x

2009-01-24 11:14:04

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6487|Gogledd Cymru

Kill Freezer's dog
Marry Freezer
Fuck Freezer's mum

Fatherted
Mek-Stizzle
ColonCarnage

2009-01-24 11:15:19

#3

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5786|Catherine Black

Kill Colon
Marry Mek
Fuck Ted

Ajar
A rock
A hard place.

2009-01-24 11:17:41

#4

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF

In keeping with the video.

Kill the jar
Marry the hard place (we all will at some point)
Fuck the rock

My Dog
My Brother
My Guitar

2009-01-24 11:19:44

#5

Kez: Member; +778|5701|London, UK

Kill Schloppy's brother
Marry Guitar
Fuck Dog wut

AIDs
HIV
Cancer

2009-01-24 11:20:32

#6

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF

Kill Cancer
Fuck Aids
Marry HIV

2009-01-24 11:20:49

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5786|Catherine Black

Kptk92 wrote:
Kill Schloppy's brother
Marry Guitar
Fuck Dog wut

AIDs
HIV
Cancer

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO HER???

https://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa178/Funky_Finny/IMGP2138.gif

Fuck AIDs
Marry Cancer
Kill HIV

A comb
A Joystick
A monitor

EDIT: Schlopp you tard. Forgot to post next three.

Last edited by Finray (2009-01-24 11:21:37)

2009-01-24 11:21:40

#8

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF

A comb
A Joystick
A monitor

Kill the monitor (It's CRT anyway)
Fuck the joystick
Marry the comb

A VW bus
A Glass
An Xbox controller

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2009-01-24 11:23:07)

2009-01-24 11:26:17

#9

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

Marry the VW bus
Fuck the glass
Kill the Xbox controller

Christopher Walken
A hawk
David Spade

Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-01-24 11:27:34)

x

2009-01-24 12:13:50

#10

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6653

Kill David Spade
Marry Christopher Walken
Fuck a hawk

Winston Churchill
Margaret Thatcher
Queen Elizabeth

2009-01-24 12:24:01

#11

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6841|Reykjavík, Iceland.

mtb0minime wrote:
Kill David Spade
Marry Christopher Walken
Fuck a hawk

Winston Churchill
Margaret Thatcher
Queen Elizabeth

Kill Margaret Thatcher
Marry Winston Churchill
Fuck Queen Elizabeth

Hitler
Stalin
Hirohito

2009-01-24 13:13:35

#12

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6536|Long Island, New York

Kill Hitler
Marry Stalin
Fuck Hirohito (I've got the asian persuasion.)

Michael Jordan
Tiger Woods
Kimbo Slice

2009-01-24 13:19:49

#13

Kez: Member; +778|5701|London, UK

Kill Kimbo Slice
Marry Tiger Woods
Fuck Michael Jordan

War Man
Supah
cdogmn

2009-01-24 13:45:57

#14

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6630

fuck warman
kill supah
marry cdog

KPTK
Poseidon
Sydney

2009-01-24 13:48:32

#15

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6466

Kill: Sydney
Marry: Kptk
Fuck: Poseidon

Uzique
Mek
Miggle

2009-01-24 13:49:53

#16

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6630

Kill Miggle
Fuck Uzique
Marry Mek

KPTK
DoctaStrangelove
Gooners

2009-01-24 14:50:37

#17

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6443|EE Chat

Kill KPTK
Marry Gooners
And Have a threesome with Strangelove, gooners, and KPTK's body.

George Bush
Condi Rice
Hilary Clinton

Last edited by Reddhedd (2009-01-24 14:54:30)

2009-01-24 14:57:39

#18

Stimey: +786|6118|Ontario | Canada

Kill my girlfriend
Marry my girlfriend
fuck my girlfriend

in that order.

2009-01-24 15:25:17

#19

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6466

Kill Hil
Marry Condi
Fuck Bush

Ebug
gooners
DoctaStrangelove

2009-01-24 15:29:36

#20

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6128|Carnoustie MASSIF

Kill Doc
Marry Ebug
Gape Fuck gooners

2009-01-24 21:05:33

#21

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

SirSchloppy wrote:
Kill Doc
Marry Ebug
Gape Fuck gooners

I guess he forgot to post a new three. I'll do the honors.

Megan Fox
Heidi Klum
Marisa Miller

x

2009-01-25 03:29:42

#22

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6451|The Twilight Zone

kill Marisa Miller
marry Heidi Klum
fuck Megan Fox

Pink Panther
Hulk
Spiderman

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2009-01-25 09:27:31

#23

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6691

Kill Pink Panther, because who wants to fuck a French, pink, cat?
Marry Spiderman because he wont get as mad as The Hulk when I divorce him.
Fuck The Hulk

Foreman
Kelso
Fez

Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-01-25 09:28:20)

x

2009-01-25 09:29:44

#24

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6487|Gogledd Cymru

Kill Fez, bloody immigrants
Marry Foreman, he's such a bitch
Fuck Kelso, Kelso = hawt

Jackie
Donna
Laurie

2009-01-25 09:58:53

#25

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6550|Scotland

Was the idea of this from Step Brothers?

Kill Jackie
Marry Donna
Fuck Laurie.

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