I'm pretty much addicted to Dr.Pepper. I hadn't had it in ages because have heard from so many places it can lower your sperm count and cause impotence and stuff My mum bought a bottle at shopping and I have had 7 glasses of it in half an hour. And then I remembered hearing about the sperm count thing. So can it actually do that? Or is it just bullshit?
Have a wank and count them?
Unless you want to get a chick pregnant a low sperm count is a good thing.
Plus if your mum is buying you Dr. Pepper when you go shopping with her I don't think you need to worry about a low sperm count.
Plus if your mum is buying you Dr. Pepper when you go shopping with her I don't think you need to worry about a low sperm count.
7 glasses in a 1/2hr is way too much sugar. Well it dehydrates you and that lowers your sperm count.
well, how big are these glasses?
either way thats a fuckton of sugar
either way thats a fuckton of sugar
It's a load of bollocks (no pun intended), this rumour was circulating when I was in school.
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They said it about Iron Bru, too, but nobody outside of Scotland will know what that is..
I've heard lots of stuff about it killing your sperm. Don't know if it's true though.
just means you dont have to buy condoms, no complaints here
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Are you mad, I love Iron Bru.Finray wrote:
They said it about Iron Bru, too, but nobody outside of Scotland will know what that is..
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
aye made in scotland from gurdess!Switch wrote:
Are you mad, I love Iron Bru.Finray wrote:
They said it about Iron Bru, too, but nobody outside of Scotland will know what that is..
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I thought it was mountain dew that was supposed to? I doubt it either way.
1. Drink more Dr. Pepper and become impotent
2. Enjoy fucking women bareback
3. ???
4. Profit
"It's ok baby, we don't need a condom. I drink Dr. Pepper."
2. Enjoy fucking women bareback
3. ???
4. Profit
"It's ok baby, we don't need a condom. I drink Dr. Pepper."
I don't go shopping with her. She drops me off at my girlfriends house 5 mins from the shop Why would i buy my own doctor pepper when she does it for me Haha.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Unless you want to get a chick pregnant a low sperm count is a good thing.
Plus if your mum is buying you Dr. Pepper when you go shopping with her I don't think you need to worry about a low sperm count.
And thats good news I only worried about because I want kids in later life and don't want the chances to be decreased.
Fucking lol. Shame it doesn't protect against STIs aswell. That would make the ultimate drinkWreckognize wrote:
1. Drink more Dr. Pepper and become impotent
2. Enjoy fucking women bareback
3. ???
4. Profit
"It's ok baby, we don't need a condom. I drink Dr. Pepper."
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Word, high sperm counts are for morons.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Unless you want to get a chick pregnant a low sperm count is a good thing.
Plus if your mum is buying you Dr. Pepper when you go shopping with her I don't think you need to worry about a low sperm count.
ShadowsStrike wrote:
I don't go shopping with her. She drops me off at my girlfriends house 5 mins from the shop
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?max wrote:
ShadowsStrike wrote:
I don't go shopping with her. She drops me off at my girlfriends house 5 mins from the shop
Fix'dmax wrote:
ShadowsStrike wrote:
I don't go shopping with her. She drops me off at the babysitter's house 5 mins from the shop
Ja okAries_37 wrote:
Fix'dmax wrote:
ShadowsStrike wrote:
I don't go shopping with her. She drops me off at the babysitter's house 5 mins from the shop
I thought you frogs never got Iron Bru...m3thod wrote:
aye made in scotland from gurdess!Switch wrote:
Are you mad, I love Iron Bru.Finray wrote:
They said it about Iron Bru, too, but nobody outside of Scotland will know what that is..
oh well.
"They" said the same thing about Mountain Dew.
killer21 wrote:
"They" said the same thing about Mountain Dew.
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Somehow this is slightly relevant
I don't think you know what impotent means?Wreckognize wrote:
1. Drink more Dr. Pepper and become impotent
2. Enjoy fucking women bareback
IF it is true, its not like it kills every last one, or makes you completely impotent... it most likely has a SLIGHT effect if any. Don't worry about it, but that doesn't mean drinking a 2 liter bottle in a day is a good idea. They make water too.