Tell us the most unbelievable thing your neighbor has ever done to you or to someone you know....
We once knocked a whole song on the wall, from opposite sides. Then the guy gave me money. It was fucking awesome.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
my neighbor dropped a door on my head and i had to get stitches.
My old neighbour popped every football I kicked over
Die
Die
My neighbors liked to use their pool nude all the time, day or night. Most of the houses are two stories...
They're like 62 years old
Fat
but tan
They're like 62 years old
Fat
but tan
My neighbor gave us all of our footballs back, in fact he gave us permission to get them from his backyard.
Our Neighbours sold us their house then build one right next door to us on land that used to be our/their old garden.
My neighbour was a typical Ilford girl, much like Gooners
lol wtf. That's scottish logic for you.Finray wrote:
Our Neighbours sold us their house then build one right next door to us on land that used to be our/their old garden.
Probs liked the location, wanted a smaller house. Sell it, build a smaller one, have a fair bit of extra cash.Aries_37 wrote:
lol wtf. That's scottish logic for you.Finray wrote:
Our Neighbours sold us their house then build one right next door to us on land that used to be our/their old garden.
yeah my old neighbor who moved their kid and some other kid I knew thew ice cream at my house, chased them down and they had to apologize.... they ended up getting some 700k house in the other part of townWhite-Fusion wrote:
Probs liked the location, wanted a smaller house. Sell it, build a smaller one, have a fair bit of extra cash.Aries_37 wrote:
lol wtf. That's scottish logic for you.Finray wrote:
Our Neighbours sold us their house then build one right next door to us on land that used to be our/their old garden.
Bingo.White-Fusion wrote:
Probs liked the location, wanted a smaller house. Sell it, build a smaller one, have a fair bit of extra cash.Aries_37 wrote:
lol wtf. That's scottish logic for you.Finray wrote:
Our Neighbours sold us their house then build one right next door to us on land that used to be our/their old garden.
People around here are a bunch of chavs for the most part. In my old house, it used to be nice. Just old people for the most part. Then afterwards it just became full of Polaks and Tamils. But at least they keep to themselves, I don't really care who's living next to me just don't fucking be annoying. Or best thing, just keep quiet and do your own thing and let me do mines and that way nobody gets pissed off. Unlike these chavs who always want to have attention and other stupid shit.
My neighbor had a big gravel pit on their property (after some clearing etc) and so me and my friend went up to ask them if we could ride our dirtbikes on it. It was an old couple, and the Mrs was outside, naked, and jumped in her car with a pillow over her when we approached. It was a very quick "hey can we ride here" "okay thanks" and then took off like a bat out of hell, scarred for life.
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I live beside the strip club. 'nuff said.
I stuffed some play-doh in my neighbour's muffler!
- Once at like 5am our neighbors were installing a rainwater tank on the side of the fence, and hat to get people on our property to help install it. They didnt ask, and woke us up with basing hammers and shit all morning.
- Some 'detectives' knocked on our door asking whether we've seen our other next door neighbor.
- Sometimes the watertank neighbors decided to let their alarm go off at 4am
- The other next door rents, so people constantly move in/out. Currently they have wild raging parties while playing cricket. They're pretty cool.
Our neighbors are fuckheads, really.
- Some 'detectives' knocked on our door asking whether we've seen our other next door neighbor.
- Sometimes the watertank neighbors decided to let their alarm go off at 4am
- The other next door rents, so people constantly move in/out. Currently they have wild raging parties while playing cricket. They're pretty cool.
Our neighbors are fuckheads, really.
noice 
Prime real estate tbf.Phatmatt wrote:
I live beside the strip club. 'nuff said.
My neighbour would drive his daily driver through his paddock before heading off into town.
lolfarmers.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Mr Crawshaw built a house on the plot of land next to my house. Mr Crawshaw used to live in my house.
Mrs Robertson (Milf) has one unruly son who likes to deal drugs and get blootered at house partys in his. He's 16. His big brother Mike, 19, is okay, I'm mates with him.
Mrs Robertson (Milf) has one unruly son who likes to deal drugs and get blootered at house partys in his. He's 16. His big brother Mike, 19, is okay, I'm mates with him.
*Soccer ballKptk92 wrote:
My old neighbour popped every football I kicked over
Die
*Football.Stimey wrote:
*Soccer ballKptk92 wrote:
My old neighbour popped every football I kicked over
Die
The worst thing my neighbour's probably done is have their dog shit on our lawn then not bother to pick it up. We left a bag of it on their doorstep one day and it stopped happening
Apart from me sometimes babysitting my neighbors kid, my neighbors leave me alone and don't complain. They are awesome
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
WTFmax wrote:
Apart from me sometimes babysitting my neighbors kid, my neighbors leave me alone and don't complain. They are awesome
Why would you let Max babysit your kid?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The kid might get hurt on all the electrical equipment lying around
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The kid might get hurt on all the electrical equipment lying around