CammRobb
Banned
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This is one thing I realllllllly like. I'll buy a new album, stick it on and listen to it, all the way through, then I'll listen to it again and dissect the lyrics, and now I present you gents an opportunity to do this with me.

I'm gonna start off with a song with an obvious topic, but a politcal underpinning


Flobots wrote:

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
Obviously, this song represents the obvious rise in ability throughout life, being able to perform more complex tasks as you get older.

But, when you listen more closely, there's the idea that as a country/leader gets more powerful, then they are able to get away with more and more, with little or no opposition.

Flobots wrote:

I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
This one section of the song conveys this sense.

Discuss, I want to know what you guys read in this song, and after a few posts I'll post a new song.

Last edited by SirSchloppy (2008-12-07 14:04:06)

Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

One of my favorite parts of any song, I find that really funny for some reason.

The most important part of message is one doesn't even realize when one is drunk with power. Still, I find that most songs that try to be deep are the most shallow ones.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6631|949

Fuck I hate that song.  It sounds to me like the songwriter was just trying to find a bunch of words that rhyme together with no real direction for the song.  Rereading the final verse there is a bit of political undertone, but to me it just seems to be a afterthought.

God I hope that song isn't stuck in my head all day now.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6129|Carnoustie MASSIF

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

One of my favorite parts of any song, I find that really funny for some reason.

The most important part of message is one doesn't even realize when one is drunk with power. Still, I find that most songs that try to be deep are the most shallow ones.

Flobots wrote:

I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I guess it's portraying that even when we think we can do something, there are times when we just can't.
ghettoperson
Member
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Fuck I hate that song.  It sounds to me like the songwriter was just trying to find a bunch of words that rhyme together with no real direction for the song.  Rereading the final verse there is a bit of political undertone, but to me it just seems to be a afterthought.

God I hope that song isn't stuck in my head all day now.
Word. Can't stand it.

Anyway, he's wrong. He can't ride a bike with no handlebars. With no hands perhaps, but not handlebars. If you took the bars off you'd lose the ability to steer the bike with his weight, and he'd crash and die, hopefully saving humanity from future wank music.
jord
Member
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S Club
Gonna Show You How
Everybody Get Down Tonight
S Club
Gonna Take You High
Shake Your Body From Side To Side

Finally Friday Night
Feelin' Kinda Good Looking Alright
Gotta To Get Moving Can't Be Late
Gotta To Grooving Just Can't Wait
Get The Feeling
Push The Ceiling
Players Haters
Get Ready Everybody Cuz Here We Go

S Club
Gonna Show You How
Everybody Get Down Tonight
S Club
Gonna Take You High
Shake Your Body From Side To Side

Ohh Ohh Wave Your Hands In The Air
Ohh Ohh Like You Just Don't Care
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over Here
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over There

Tina's Doing Her Dance
Jon's Looking For Romance
Paul's Gettin' Down On The Floor
While Hannah's Screaming Out For More
Wanna See Bradley Swing
Wanna See Rachel Do Her Thing
Then We Got Jo She's Got The Flow

S Club
Gonna Show You How
Everybody Get Down Tonight
S Club
Gonna Take You High
Shake Your Body From Side To Side

Ohh Ohh Wave Your Hands In The Air
Ohh Ohh Like You Just Don't Care
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over Here
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over There
Ohh Ohh Wave Your Hands In The Air
Ohh Ohh Like You Just Don't Care
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over Here
Ohh Ohh There's A Party Over There

Ghetto Boys Make Some Noise
Moochie Mama Show You Nanas

S Club
Gonna Show You How
Everybody Get Down Tonight
S Club
Gonna Take You High
Shake Your Body From Side To Side
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85


If there is anything to say about the song, is that it has a very direct and obvious message about politics and power. Maybe you disagree with it or find it shallow, but I don't understand how you could say it isn't there.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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I like the lyrics to Wonderwall.
jord
Member
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The Sheriff wrote:

I like the lyrics to Wonderwall.
And this.
jord
Member
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And this


After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end I wanna thank you
'Cause you made me that much stronger

Well I, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
Guess I, I couldn't trust
Called your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you, cause it...

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Oh, ohh

Never, saw it coming
All of, your backstabbing
Just so, you could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, you're going around
Playing, the victim now
But don't, even begin
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave, uh huh

After all of the fights and the lies cause you're wanted to haunt me
But that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and never back down
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
You won't stop me

I am a fighter and I
I ain't goin' stop
There is no turning back
I've had enoughhhhhh

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Thought I would forget
But I, I remember
I'll remember, I'll remember

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6129|Carnoustie MASSIF

Noel wrote:

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
Discuss.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6631|949

Flaming_Maniac wrote:



If there is anything to say about the song, is that it has a very direct and obvious message about politics and power. Maybe you disagree with it or find it shallow, but I don't understand how you could say it isn't there.
Disagree, but I guess this part is 'politics and power' that you are talking about.

Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
But still, I don't see direct or obvious except for this particular part.

A song I think is a far better example (of direct and obvious)

t's like MK-ULTRA, controlling your brain
Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change
They wanna rearrange the whole point of view of the ghetto
The fourth branch of the government, want us to settle
A bandana full of glittering, generality
Fighting for freedom and fighting terror, but what's reality?
Read about the history of the place that we live in
And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

[Verse 2]
Flow like the blood of Abraham through the Jews and the Arabs
Broken apart like a woman's heart, abused in a marriage
The brink of holy war, bottled up, like a miscarriage
Embedded correspondents don't tell the source of the tension
And they refuse to even mention, European intervention
Or the massacres in Jenin, the innocent screams
U.S. manufactured missles, and M-16's
Weapon contracts and corrupted American dreams
Media censorship, blocking out the video screens
A continent of oil kingdoms, bought for a bargain
Democracy is just a word, when the people are starvin'
The average citizen, made to be, blind to the reason
A desert full of genocide, where the bodies are freezin'
And the world doesn't believe that you fightin' for freedom
Cause you fucked the Middle East, and gave birth to a demon
It's open season with the CIA, bugging my crib
Trapped in a ghetto region like a Palestinian kid
Where nobody gives a fuck whether you die or you live
I'm tryin' to give the truth, and I know the price is my life
But when I'm gone they'll sing a song about Immortal Technique
Who beheaded the President, and the princes and sheiks
You don't give a fuck about us, I can see through your facade
Like a fallen angel standing in the presence of God
Bitch niggaz scared of the truth, when it looks at you hard
Or another

Oh-my, oh-my God!
in my mind they got us livin' suicide
singin' oh-my, oh-my God!
in my mind they got us livin' genocide
oh my my...

Well politicians got lipstick on the collar
the whole media started to holler
but I don't give a fuck who they screwin' in private
I wanna know who they screwin' in public
robbin', cheatin', stealin'
white collar criminal
McDonald eatin', you deserve a beatin'
send you home a weepin', with a fat bill for your
Caribbean weekend
for just about anything they can bust us
false advertising sayin' "halls of Justice''
you tellin' the youth don't be so violent
then you drop bombs on every single continent
mandatory minimum sentencin'
'cause he got caught with a pocket fulla medicine
do that again another ten up in the pen
I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution
singin'
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:



If there is anything to say about the song, is that it has a very direct and obvious message about politics and power. Maybe you disagree with it or find it shallow, but I don't understand how you could say it isn't there.
Disagree, but I guess this part is 'politics and power' that you are talking about.

Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all healed of their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
and the rest after that

Flobots wrote:

I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
I mean really...all under my command, missiles, holocaust, imprisonment...I thought the dictatorial themes were obvious.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

A song I think is a far better example (of direct and obvious)

t's like MK-ULTRA, controlling your brain
Suggestive thinking, causing your perspective to change
They wanna rearrange the whole point of view of the ghetto
The fourth branch of the government, want us to settle
A bandana full of glittering, generality
Fighting for freedom and fighting terror, but what's reality?
Read about the history of the place that we live in
And stop letting corporate news tell lies to your children

[Verse 2]
Flow like the blood of Abraham through the Jews and the Arabs
Broken apart like a woman's heart, abused in a marriage
The brink of holy war, bottled up, like a miscarriage
Embedded correspondents don't tell the source of the tension
And they refuse to even mention, European intervention
Or the massacres in Jenin, the innocent screams
U.S. manufactured missles, and M-16's
Weapon contracts and corrupted American dreams
Media censorship, blocking out the video screens
A continent of oil kingdoms, bought for a bargain
Democracy is just a word, when the people are starvin'
The average citizen, made to be, blind to the reason
A desert full of genocide, where the bodies are freezin'
And the world doesn't believe that you fightin' for freedom
Cause you fucked the Middle East, and gave birth to a demon
It's open season with the CIA, bugging my crib
Trapped in a ghetto region like a Palestinian kid
Where nobody gives a fuck whether you die or you live
I'm tryin' to give the truth, and I know the price is my life
But when I'm gone they'll sing a song about Immortal Technique
Who beheaded the President, and the princes and sheiks
You don't give a fuck about us, I can see through your facade
Like a fallen angel standing in the presence of God
Bitch niggaz scared of the truth, when it looks at you hard
Or another

Oh-my, oh-my God!
in my mind they got us livin' suicide
singin' oh-my, oh-my God!
in my mind they got us livin' genocide
oh my my...

Well politicians got lipstick on the collar
the whole media started to holler
but I don't give a fuck who they screwin' in private
I wanna know who they screwin' in public
robbin', cheatin', stealin'
white collar criminal
McDonald eatin', you deserve a beatin'
send you home a weepin', with a fat bill for your
Caribbean weekend
for just about anything they can bust us
false advertising sayin' "halls of Justice''
you tellin' the youth don't be so violent
then you drop bombs on every single continent
mandatory minimum sentencin'
'cause he got caught with a pocket fulla medicine
do that again another ten up in the pen
I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution
singin'
meh, I don't think an artist necessarily has to be that blunt to be as obvious. They are clearly writing about something considering they are a published artist, not just stringing words together, and with the references of options only available to the wielders of power I don't know what else it could be talking about.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,973|6631|949

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

I mean really...all under my command, missiles, holocaust, imprisonment...I thought the dictatorial themes were obvious.
Yeah, I didn't want to quote the whole thing.  Still, it seems kind of shallow to me.  I mean, yeah, big brother dictator totalitarian, blah blah blah, really deep


Flaming_Maniac wrote:

meh, I don't think an artist necessarily has to be that blunt to be as obvious. They are clearly writing about something considering they are a published artist, not just stringing words together, and with the references of options only available to the wielders of power I don't know what else it could be talking about.
I don't think so either.  But mentioning holocaust/command etc. doesn't make it blatantly political either.  As far as writing about something because they are a published artist, I'm not buying that argument.  There are far too many published artists that talk about absolutely nothing.

So what is this part about? 

can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
To me it is nonsense.

By the way I can do a lot of that stuff too

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-12-07 14:45:19)

topal63
. . .
+533|6717

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
To me it is nonsense.
It's illiterate ignorant gibberish.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6129|Carnoustie MASSIF
can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
It's about growing up and being able to accomplish new things, and being proud of what you can achieve, regardless of how big or small the tasks are.

When you were little you would learn something and be really happy with yourself, no matter how silly it may have been, you were still hapyp you managed to do it.
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5698
Yes!!..im way back in the most amazing way
Well lemme introduce you to the new talk
Lets get straight to it..cmon


LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money


HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

Now there aint no way that you could kill the beats dead
Middle East women and Middle East bread
I got Oil Well money in the desert playin Golf
Dont ??? with a Louis Scarf
Chest cold diamonds make a --- wanna cough
In Dubai 20 million on a few lofts
I stay up in da club ------
The way i make the people wanna sing the hook in Arabic

LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

Seven Star Hotels, Maybach, Movies
Sick big --- knock -- cameltoe --
Women walkin around while security on camelback
Club on fire now -- dunno how to act
Sittin in casino's while im gamblin with Arafat
Money so long watch me purchase pieces of the Almanac
Ya already know i got the streets bust
While i make ya bow down makes salaat like a muslim

LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

Heyyy!!
See now i take trips to Baghdad ---
Use a stack of chips to count Arab money now
I dont need to get fresh im bout to grow a beard dude
So much cake even the money look wierd too
Dont mess the bread and the broad im tryna eat like
Prince alwaleed bin talal alsaud respect the value of ma work
In Maui, Malaysia,
Iran and IraQ, Saudi Arabia!


LaLaLa HaleHeloHaLow
HelaBalaHeHeleBalo
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money

HaLaShegeHaLitlFaLa
MiliAlaySheNitiMala
We gettin Arab Money
We gettin Arab Money
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

I mean really...all under my command, missiles, holocaust, imprisonment...I thought the dictatorial themes were obvious.
Yeah, I didn't want to quote the whole thing.  Still, it seems kind of shallow to me.  I mean, yeah, big brother dictator totalitarian, blah blah blah, really deep
I agree it is shallow, as I said in my first post on the thread. Still, even if it is shallow, it's most certainly there.

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

meh, I don't think an artist necessarily has to be that blunt to be as obvious. They are clearly writing about something considering they are a published artist, not just stringing words together, and with the references of options only available to the wielders of power I don't know what else it could be talking about.
I don't think so either.  But mentioning holocaust/command etc. doesn't make it blatantly political either.  As far as writing about something because they are a published artist, I'm not buying that argument.  There are far too many published artists that talk about absolutely nothing.
There are so many people that want to be published I think it's pretty sound. You pick up any book and while you might not like it, you can be pretty certain in guessing that there is at least a distinct and coherent theme in it.

So what is this part about? 


KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
To me it is nonsense.

By the way I can do a lot of that stuff too
It is set up for the rest of the song. As I said before the most important idea in the song (in my mind anyways) is the idea that when one achieves great power, you don't even see the power you hold anymore. You are have been corrupted so completely that killing millions in genocide is no more meaningful than scratching a record or reassembling a remote control.
rammunition
Fully Loaded
+143|5860
FUCKING USA by Yoon Min-Suk

Did you see the short-track skating race?
A vulgar country, Fucking USA
Are you so happy over a gold medal?
A nasty country, Fucking USA
Such as you are, can you claim that the USA is a nation of justice?
Why the hell can't we say what we have to?
Are we slaves of a colonial nation?
Now shout it out: "No to the USA"
A wretched thief that stole our Olympic gold medal, Fucking USA
A wicked robber that tries to rob everything by force, Fucking USA

Did you hear Bush's reckless words?
A shameless country, Fucking USA
It makes war threats to the north as well as intervention into the south
A country of gangsters, Fucking USA
Is the USA still a beautiful country?
Is the north still an "enemy" to be killed?
How much more do we have to endure before we realize?
Now shout it out: "Yankee, go home!"
You dirty Yankees, wait and see
We will reunify the country with the independent force of the Korean nation
We will build a dignified country, a reunified country

Remember well our tears of blood
You, author of Korea's division, Fucking USA
Don't forget the Nogun-ri massacre of civilians!
You murderering country, Fucking USA




http://www.myspace.com/yoonminsuk


click above to listen
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85
Are you so happy over a gold medal?
A wretched thief that stole our Olympic gold medal
lulz
topal63
. . .
+533|6717
Oh, time for some new lyrics then, in that vein of thought of course.

Once I could only poo
Now I can tie my shoe
Mommy made me happy when I cried
But now I can do chicken deep-fried
So I be happy
Cause' I'm my own pappy...
Singing blah blah blah...
Singing nah nah nah...
Sing dat song and sing along
Cause it aint neva wrong
I aint no braggin no naggin nigga
Just a fella that knows when to pull the proper trigga
I'm curbside fallout
Never got no bailout
GPS in my phone
And done forgot to phone home...
I aint no Nintendo DS
Not eva a mutha fucka shoveling BS...
Peace...
Love...
& Understanding...
... nigga out.

Pa-lease.

PS: It takes only seconds to come up with this bullshit, try it.

Last edited by topal63 (2008-12-07 15:17:20)

rammunition
Fully Loaded
+143|5860

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Are you so happy over a gold medal?
A wretched thief that stole our Olympic gold medal
lulz
laugh all you like, know the story behind the song????


Contrary to poplar belief "Fuck'n USA", often called "Fucking USA", oringinally was a protest song written by South Korean singer and activist Yoon Min-suk. Strongly anti-American, the song was written in 2002 at a time when anti-American sentiment in South Korea reached peak levels. This was mainly due to the Apolo Ohno Olympic Controversy and an incident in which two Korean middle school students were killed by a U.S. Army vehicle. The song became a hit and was played at numerous protests and marches including one in front of the United States embassy; people also wore stickers bearing its name.
deeznutz1245
Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.
+483|6492|Connecticut
This is a song, not a rant or attack so don't take offense.


Rammunition is a fag
Rammunition is a dirty queef
Rammunition is a slimy little bitch
Rammunition is a pussy
Rammunition is a smelly greaseball
Rammunition is a chaffing scrotum
Rammunition is a paternal regret
Malloy must go
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6706|67.222.138.85

rammunition wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Are you so happy over a gold medal?
A wretched thief that stole our Olympic gold medal
lulz
laugh all you like, know the story behind the song????


Contrary to poplar belief "Fuck'n USA", often called "Fucking USA", oringinally was a protest song written by South Korean singer and activist Yoon Min-suk. Strongly anti-American, the song was written in 2002 at a time when anti-American sentiment in South Korea reached peak levels. This was mainly due to the Apolo Ohno Olympic Controversy and an incident in which two Korean middle school students were killed by a U.S. Army vehicle. The song became a hit and was played at numerous protests and marches including one in front of the United States embassy; people also wore stickers bearing its name.
point?
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6467

Crab Alien wrote:

lollll lol lol (x5)

guess who's back
back again
i'm a crab
alien

now every crab report to the sea shore
to the sea shore
to the sea shore
she sells sea shells by the sea shore
by the sea shore


by the sea shore


asl are you for sexes chat?
o m g i egg yoked on my cat
helo i call your telephony, ok?

helo
ok
ok
ok

lol lol lol lol
no worries
crab alien is gonna bring the soy
chicky-chicky boom boom
wiggy wiggy wam wam
soy soy soy soy soy soy soy

my meat is tasty n' good
and it's lol lol lol
fill your stomach with some bal-al-all
on the floor laughing
i am for asking
tasty ladies basking
on the bleachers

on the bleachers
screw your teacher
give me sexes chat (or lol)
i will lead you

i put on my robe 'n' wizards had
number one cliche for sexes chat

now chop me up into crab sticks and fat
extract the egg yoke from my ball sack
what's that?
lol lol lol lol
time to retreat back to my home


[chorus]
now i'm gonna nip your ass
if you pass
up my sexes claws
i'll make you lol
lol lol lol
crab alien rules the world.'

now egg yoke it
lol lol lol lol lol
and poke it
lol lol lol lol lol
and choke it
lol lol lol lol lol
egg yoke it (lol lol)
egg yoke it (lol lol)



here i am from my home planet
of crustatia i've got yoke
in my ballsac and i can't get up
from my back when i'm on it

i walk sideways
any whichway
what the fuck do you expect from me
lryics that rhyme? is you crazy?
i'm a fucking crab you stupid dick

helo girls would ya be up for some sexes chat?
i'm sorry but i cannot remove my hat
it's glued to my head and it's brownish-red
you may be only 12 but i am not a ped

now tell me your name girl
i'm carrying a 9
and i must warn you
i am out of my mind
i'm ready to shoot and i scare any bums

helo

lol lol lol

and i'm gone


[chorus]


and here i was staring down
the hottest girl
i had ever seen
she was kind of short
walking blow-job
and i unzipped my pants

thrusting a bit harder
kinda burned and charred her
when i tried to light a cigarette
using her hair and some kindling sticks
she was not lol lol lol loling


now this is the part where my crab breaks down
after eating it again, how's that sound?
feeling kind of sick? well i see you frown
give me sexes chat and i will be like wow

step bookem i'm straight off (??)
hey i'm a crab
i will bomb your pussy
like an arab

chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-chicky-boom
i'll make you wiggy-wam-wam
chicky-chicky-chicky hmmm

lol lol lol
with my egg o' sperm
wash it off afterwords
for fear of germs

give me sexes chat
or i might just cry
helo you ignore me?
ok goodbye

now every crab report to the seashore
pick up these whores
on the see-saw
sideways walking
always talking
wanting sexes chat and lol lol lol lol

[chorus]

lol i'm a crab alien (x2)

lol

lol (x15)

lol are you for sexes chat (x3)

lol (xLOTS)

OK GOODBYE
Obviously Crab-Alien's song is much about our culture of fear here in America.

The first line I would point at is "Imma bomb yo' pussy like an A-Rab", which is obviously a jab at our fear of Muslims and people of Middle-Eastern heritage. We in the West, and in the US in particular often associate Middle Eastern peoples with Terrorism. Also the term "A-Rab" is used as it is an often insulting term for middle-easterners. The term was introduced into our vernacular in the Mark Tawain novel; The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, where Huck tells his fiend Tom Sawyer "I wish I was as rich as a Spaniard or Ay-Rab". During the 1870's when Mark Tawain wrote that the stereotypical Middle-Eastern was the rich Sheik, who stood atop a mountain of gold and had a harem filled with over nine-thousand beautiful women. Tawain's coinage of the term A-Rab for a stereotypical Middle Easterner thus is used by Crab-Alien to represent the modern Middle-Eastern stereotype: The Terrorist.

Another lines "I'm caring a nine / and I must warn you I'm out of my mind" is a critique of some parents' somewhat unwarranted fear of school shootings. After the 1998 Massacre in Colorado and the 2007 one in Virginia, many parents are over concerned with the safety of their children at school. And whilst it is natural of parents to worry of the safety of their children, the likelihood of a child dying in a school shooting is almost nil.

And while our culture of fear is a prevalent theme in Crab Alien's Musicz, there are other parodies as well.

The call for "Every crab report to the seashore" is a satire of racism. Just as Crab Alien sarcastically calls his fellow Crabs to the seashore, certain people elect themselves leaders or representatives of their race as a whole, which even though their goal is often to defend their race from racism, is something that in actuality perpetuates racism. Also there are "Crabs" in our society who call their fellow "Crabs" to "the seashore" for the purpose of committing racist acts. As the Ku Klux Klan would come together and place flaming crosses on the lawns of Blacks, Jews, Immigrants, Gays and Catholics, and Neo-Nazis gather together to do similar acts to the same groups, Crab Alien calls his Crabs together to buy seashells by the seashore, which is racist against people who sell seashells by the seashore.

The chorus "Now I'm gonna nip your ass / if you pass / up my sexes claws / I'll make you lol / lol lol lol / crab alien rules the world." is Crab Alien satirizing the egotism that other song artists have. The first 3 lines make fun of how other artists believe that their allows them to get away with things that the average person would not be able to get away with, whilst  the final line "Crab Alien rules the world" makes fun of how other artists seem to think that their fame does mean that they rule the world.

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-12-07 15:33:06)

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