Wreckognize
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne … l?ITO=1490

They drink too much and they're too fat to fight, that's the damning conclusion of German parliamentary reports into the country's 3,500 troops stationed in Afghanistan.

While British and U.S. troops in the country face a strict ban on alcohol, their German comrades are allowed two pints a day.

The stunning statistics reveal that in 2007 German forces in northern Afghanistan drank 1.7million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine.

The troops also downed 896,000 pints of beer in the first six months of this year, the Times reported.

german soldiers

German soldiers prepare for a mission in Kabul. Last year Bundeswehr forces in northern Afghanistan drank 1.7million pints of beer and 90,000 bottles of wine

The statistics only add to the embarrassment of the country's federal army, Bundeswehr, after a report earlier this year found troops to be too fat, smoked too much and didn't exercise enough.

It showed they lived on beer and sausages while shunning fruit and vegetables.

The parliamentary report claimed that some 40 per cent of all German army personnel are overweight - a higher percentage than in the civilian population.

At the time Reinhold Robbe, the parliamentary commissioner for the armed forces, stated: 'Plainly put, the soldiers are too fat, exercise too little, and take little care of their diet.'

The Times also reported the damning allegation from a senior officer that Germany is failing in its main mission to train the Afghan police. He descibed the efforts as 'a miserable failure'.

Since 2001, 28 German soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6743|King Of The Islands

The culprit:

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My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6744|Brisbane, Australia

You would think the one place where a diet and excercise could be maintained would be mid-war in the army...
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mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6959

Does this mean we can finally go to war with Germany?
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7064|San Antonio, Texas
Hey! Leave Louis LeBeau out of this.
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|6710|NSW, Australia

well you know what happens when their military is in good shape.
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|6951
I wanna join that army. Sounds like a party.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6457|what

I'm in your war, getting fat and watching the humvee.

https://kotare.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/05/german276.jpg

Wif mah diet Sprite.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6744|Brisbane, Australia

XxRavenxX wrote:

well you know what happens when their military is in good shape.
lol'd
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SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6791|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Lets not let them get into fighting shape, the world is do for another war ze Rhineland.
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7066

hitler would be pissed.  although, when i was in germany, i did see a ton of fatties.
Braddock
Agitator
+916|6594|Éire
I live near an army barracks and I always see soldiers soldiers coming out of McDonalds and smoking cigarettes... I don't understand that mentality, I take better care of myself and my line of work requires no physical effort whatsoever.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6882|Columbus, OH
Only one overweight german comes to mind:

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/mitzy183/Augustusgloop.jpg
jord
Member
+2,382|6982|The North, beyond the wall.
Yessssssssssssssss!
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6236|CA

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I'm in your war, getting fat and watching the Humvee.

http://kotare.typepad.com/photos/uncate … man276.jpg

Wif mah diet Sprite.
Moments before the Humvee collapsed....
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6872|Mountains of NC

fatty fatigues
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SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6791|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

SEREMAKER wrote:

fatty fatigues
Looks like they will be needing a new stock of maternity cammies.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6527|Escea

GravyDan wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I'm in your war, getting fat and watching the Humvee.

http://kotare.typepad.com/photos/uncate … man276.jpg

Wif mah diet Sprite.
Moments before the Humvee collapsed....
That ain't no Humvee boi!

/technical rant
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6003
I guess joining the army is similar to joining the police force?

Fit and strong/semi-healthy after boot camp/academy then slowly get out of shape until you get a heart attack after realizing Dunkin' Donuts won't validate your "%20 off NYPD discount."

And no I'm not joking, the NYPD gets %20 off anything at Dunkin' Donuts.

Last edited by 12/f/taiwan (2008-12-04 13:31:58)

.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6757|The Twilight Zone
But BW is still one of the best armies on the world.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6804|so randum

.Sup wrote:

But BW is still one of the best armies on the world.
I'd say so.
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Buckles
Cheeky Keen
+329|6860|Kent, UK
Bundeswehr? Should be Budweiser!

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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6006|College Park, MD

12/f/taiwan wrote:

I guess joining the army is similar to joining the police force?

Fit and strong/semi-healthy after boot camp/academy then slowly get out of shape until you get a heart attack after realizing Dunkin' Donuts won't validate your "%20 off NYPD discount."

And no I'm not joking, the NYPD gets %20 off anything at Dunkin' Donuts.
Cops, bus drivers, metro operators, EMTs, firefighters, and military get discounts where I work
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usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7066

.Sup wrote:

But BW is still one of the best armies on the world.
BW?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6457|what

M.O.A.B wrote:

That ain't no Humvee boi!

/technical rant
If I could see the number plate I'd be able to tell you exactly where it is parked at this very moment, but the pic cropped it out, sadly.

https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

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