Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
Hey Southerners
My name is Oliver and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gay, pussy faggots who spend every second of their day drinking pussy-ass wine. You are everything bad in Britain. Honesty, have you every done anything manly? I mean I guess it's fun making fun of Northerners for your pwn prissiness, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying words like "guv'nah".
Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much prefect. I drink manly drinks and drive manly cars. What do you do? Other than 'jack off to naked pictures of oily French men'. I also am tough as nails and eat gravy with every meal (I just had some on my potatoes, shit was SO mash). You are all pussies and should just go kill yourselfs.
Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch
My name is Oliver and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gay, pussy faggots who spend every second of their day drinking pussy-ass wine. You are everything bad in Britain. Honesty, have you every done anything manly? I mean I guess it's fun making fun of Northerners for your pwn prissiness, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying words like "guv'nah".
Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much prefect. I drink manly drinks and drive manly cars. What do you do? Other than 'jack off to naked pictures of oily French men'. I also am tough as nails and eat gravy with every meal (I just had some on my potatoes, shit was SO mash). You are all pussies and should just go kill yourselfs.
Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch
Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2009-02-05 17:17:13)
Yes the main comeback was the shorter of the two lines .
I like the South and I like my homeland North, and I'm not going just sit here while you basically rag on it with your 'fake opinion' which you always seem to have because you always add, 'oh it was a joke' 'I didn't mean it'. Make an actual opinion and stick with it for once instead of altering it so many times. I don't judge people on wealth either, I judge them on character because I've met and seen more asshat rich people than those with little money.
I like the South and I like my homeland North, and I'm not going just sit here while you basically rag on it with your 'fake opinion' which you always seem to have because you always add, 'oh it was a joke' 'I didn't mean it'. Make an actual opinion and stick with it for once instead of altering it so many times. I don't judge people on wealth either, I judge them on character because I've met and seen more asshat rich people than those with little money.
tbhjord wrote:
Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
Last edited by M.O.A.B (2009-01-04 11:35:42)
lulzjord wrote:
Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
My posts are always long and my penis is always short, this is all true.jord wrote:
Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
I'm not taking it seriously though.
MOAB makes me lulz heartily with his alternating Jeremy Clarkson / Bill Oddie arguments. What sorta definitive reasoning is that? Haha. Then he insults my education or intelligence... oh no no no. Form an opinion and stick with it MOAB? You've completely missed the entire point and tone of this thread haven't you? No one else is rushing off to find statistical backing or rational proof of their abstract argument. Jesus H Christ.
Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-04 11:35:49)
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Hey Southerners
My name is Oliver and I hate every single one of you. All of you are gay, pussy faggots who spend every second of their day drinking pussy-ass wine. You are everything bad in Britain. Honesty, have you every done anything manly? I mean I guess it's fun making fun of Northerners for your pwn prissiness, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying words like "guv'nah".
Don't be a stranger, hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much prefect. I drink manly drinks and drive manly cars. What do you do? Other than 'jack off to naked pictures of oily French men'. I also am tough as nails and eat gravy with every meal (I just had some on my potatoes, shit was SO hash). You are all pussies and should just do kill yourselfs.
Thanks for listening.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m182 … igCash.jpg
I just had roast beef with Yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, carrots and plenty of gravy actually.
Shit was so cash Strangelove, shit was so cash.
Come to think of it, where is Yorkshire Tarique?
The North invented Yorkshire puddings. Automatic win.
/Thread
Shit was so cash Strangelove, shit was so cash.
Come to think of it, where is Yorkshire Tarique?
The North invented Yorkshire puddings. Automatic win.
/Thread
Hmmm.Uzique wrote:
My posts are always long and my penis is always short, this is all true.jord wrote:
Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
I'm not taking it seriously though.
MOAB makes me lulz heartily with his alternating Jeremy Clarkson / Bill Oddie arguments. What sorta definitive reasoning is that? Haha. Then he insults my education or intelligence... oh no no no. Form an opinion and stick with it MOAB? You've completely missed the entire point and tone of this thread haven't you? No one else is rushing off to find statistical backing or rational proof of their abstract argument. Jesus H Christ.
Quite.
hmmm both styles eh? i like thatThe Sheriff wrote:
roast potatoes, mashed potatoes,
Why don't you guys just have a civil war like we did.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
What? Age old rivalry between North and South England? No I haven't missed the point at all.Uzique wrote:
My posts are always long and my penis is always short, this is all true.jord wrote:
Uziques argument on how MOAB is taking this to seriously as it is a thread of "Stereotypes and banter" is invalidated because he got all srs himself with his big long post.
Big long post indeed.
Compensating?
I'm not taking it seriously though.
MOAB makes me lulz heartily with his alternating Jeremy Clarkson / Bill Oddie arguments. What sorta definitive reasoning is that? Haha. Then he insults my education or intelligence... oh no no no. Form an opinion and stick with it MOAB? You've completely missed the entire point and tone of this thread haven't you? No one else is rushing off to find statistical backing or rational proof of their abstract argument. Jesus H Christ.
North > South
North, we held off the Scots for years, South let the Italians and Frenchies in big style.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Why don't you guys just have a civil war like we did.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
Last edited by M.O.A.B (2009-01-04 11:42:28)
ya but it would be like one giant knife fight.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Why don't you guys just have a civil war like we did.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
Of course, you can't have a roast dinner without both types.usmarine wrote:
hmmm both styles eh? i like thatThe Sheriff wrote:
roast potatoes, mashed potatoes,
Yorkshire puddings are the only things I miss out of my Sunday roast... the national English meal.The Sheriff wrote:
I just had roast beef with Yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, mashed potatoes, carrots and plenty of gravy actually.
Shit was so cash Strangelove, shit was so cash.
Come to think of it, where is Yorkshire Tarique?
The North invented Yorkshire puddings. Automatic win.
/Thread
I just don't like them, so I quite frankly disagree with your argument, your reasoning and your life.
Although I do agree with your use of roast and mashed potato. It's just not a real Sunday roast unless you have at least 2-3 variations of the true King Vegetable.
By the way, I cannot respond to your rhetorical question because I don't know where Yorkshire is- to me the entire North is one run-down backcountry.
Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-04 11:44:09)
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Knife fights are more interesting than gun fights. I'd be totally down if they want to do it.usmarine wrote:
ya but it would be like one giant knife fight.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Why don't you guys just have a civil war like we did.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
Do we have a limit on knife size?DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Knife fights are more interesting than gun fights. I'd be totally down if they want to do it.usmarine wrote:
ya but it would be like one giant knife fight.DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Why don't you guys just have a civil war like we did.
Sure it was like 140 years ago but it still proved ever since which geographical area of the country was the best.
I'll get ma croc dundee knife
Vegetables are gay.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn cause i'm on a fucking health diet.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn cause i'm on a fucking health diet.
BYOBM.O.A.B wrote:
Do we have a limit on knife size?DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Knife fights are more interesting than gun fights. I'd be totally down if they want to do it.usmarine wrote:
ya but it would be like one giant knife fight.
I'll get ma croc dundee knife
http://www.knives.oceanbluemall.com/the … /croc2.jpg
(Bring your own blade)
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.jord wrote:
Vegetables are gay.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn
I wasn't crying asshole, I said I was moaning and I couldn't help it. If you had the same you'd be crying on the floor shouting for mummy to take you to the vets to have yourself put down bitch.Gooners wrote:
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.jord wrote:
Vegetables are gay.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn
DoctaStrangelove wrote:
BYOBM.O.A.B wrote:
Do we have a limit on knife size?DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Knife fights are more interesting than gun fights. I'd be totally down if they want to do it.
I'll get ma croc dundee knife
http://www.knives.oceanbluemall.com/the … /croc2.jpg
(Bring your own blade)
jords on fire. go jord go!jord wrote:
I wasn't crying asshole, I said I was moaning and I couldn't help it. If you had the same you'd be crying on the floor shouting for mummy to take you to the vets to have yourself put down bitch.Gooners wrote:
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.jord wrote:
Vegetables are gay.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn
Stfu I had something very similar, and I wasn't crying. Cunt, looked what i did for you, i comforted you, and you turn on me. Shows you should never trust a northenerjord wrote:
I wasn't crying asshole, I said I was moaning and I couldn't help it. If you had the same you'd be crying on the floor shouting for mummy to take you to the vets to have yourself put down bitch.Gooners wrote:
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.jord wrote:
Vegetables are gay.
Here's my fucking Northern roast.
You get some fucking chicken, and you put some fucking beef on it, then you put some pork on it, some burgers, some more beef, some lamb, a shit ton of gravy, shit I forgot some more meat. and Then you repeat all that 3 times and add it on to one plate and add a teaspoon of sweetcorn
Southern ComfortGooners wrote:
Stfu I had something very similar, and I wasn't crying. Cunt, looked what i did for you, i comforted you, and you turn on me. Shows you should never trust a northenerjord wrote:
I wasn't crying asshole, I said I was moaning and I couldn't help it. If you had the same you'd be crying on the floor shouting for mummy to take you to the vets to have yourself put down bitch.Gooners wrote:
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.
That was on BBC1 last night
Northerners are the most honest people you will find, we look after our own. What's more we can spell...Gooners wrote:
Stfu I had something very similar, and I wasn't crying. Cunt, looked what i did for you, i comforted you, and you turn on me. Shows you should never trust a northenerjord wrote:
I wasn't crying asshole, I said I was moaning and I couldn't help it. If you had the same you'd be crying on the floor shouting for mummy to take you to the vets to have yourself put down bitch.Gooners wrote:
Then you sit in your room from 2am till 8pm while on the computer crying about how your tummy hurts.
Northener
You were born in England, you have no excuse for it. Now go trait on your new home Canada by moving to Australia or some other place Britain took over and left because it was full of Southerners.