Outragious advice needed

2008-11-17 20:33:48

#1

Mafia47: Member; +27|6769|Chicago

Okay one simple question, TRY to keep it politically correct and what would be considered "school appropriate"

1.) How do you attract the opposite sex? (make it funny screw seriousness)

2008-11-17 20:37:48

#2

Roc18: `; +655|5819|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Dont look like shit

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2008-11-17 20:40:09

#3

phishman420: Banned; +821|5709

Confidence is key.

2008-11-17 20:43:03

#4

Defiance: Member; +438|6699

Pheromones.

2008-11-17 20:44:20

#5

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6553|South Florida

Be yourself, when that fails, be the guy she's into.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-11-17 20:47:40

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6475|Chicago, IL

Mitch wrote:
Be yourself, when that fails, be the guy she's into.

lol, or be both ;-)

worked for me nubs

2008-11-17 20:54:11

#7

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6735|67.222.138.85

Buy Wrath of the Lich King on release date and don't stop playing until you hit 80, lots of hot WoW sex to be had.

2008-11-17 20:57:21

#8

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6794|Cambridge (UK)

Bash them over the head with a large stick and lock them in your under-stairs cupboard.

Works for me.

2008-11-17 20:59:53

#9

Mafia47: Member; +27|6769|Chicago

Lol I thought of one. . .

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

2008-11-17 21:00:00

#10

CTD-CaptainBuck: BLEEDING BLUE; +71|6796|Tenn

wear expensive clothing

wear expensive panty wetting cologne (srsly)

get a chain(silver)

act like u dont give a shit

2008-11-17 21:00:41

#11

Jrdeacs: Member; +22|5927

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Buy Wrath of the Lich King on release date and don't stop playing until you hit 80, lots of hot WoW sex to be had.

LOL /fail

2008-11-17 21:01:05

#12

Roc18: `; +655|5819|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Mitch wrote:
Be yourself, when that fails, be the guy she's into.

unless she's shallow

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2008-11-17 21:02:41

#13

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6578|CH/BR - in UK

I'm just myself - that way I only attract people who like me for who I am (and whom I thus actually have a future with). Being fairly confident is important, but not the extent of arrogance. Oh, and make sure you make a good, presentable first impression. Girls like guys who take care of themselves: no Mexican-esque moustaches, hair that doesn't cover your entire face etc.

-kon

2008-11-17 21:05:42

#14

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6794|Cambridge (UK)

konfusion wrote:
no Mexican-esque moustaches, hair that doesn't cover your entire face etc.

I always make sure I don't have hair that doesn't cover my face.

2008-11-17 21:08:13

#15

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6389|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

chloroform

2008-11-17 21:08:37

#16

konfusion: mostly afk; +480|6578|CH/BR - in UK

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
konfusion wrote:
no Mexican-esque moustaches, hair that doesn't cover your entire face etc.
I always make sure I don't have hair that doesn't cover my face.

Same... at the age of 16 I had long hair, that went over my eyes. Not exactly something that will attract ladies, unless you're into stoner chicks, which incidentally I am not.

-kon

2008-11-17 21:21:07

#17

Mafia47: Member; +27|6769|Chicago

Okay this is turning semi-serious I think. . . I'm looking for completely dumb ideas that are just funny for a yearbook quote. . . I'm not asking for girl problem advice here lol

2008-11-17 21:23:44

#18

SealXo: Member; +309|6564

gotta balance not caring and caring

gets bitches fast

2008-11-17 21:24:25

#19

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|6744

tell her... thanks for the herpes... good luck next year....

Love is the answer

2008-11-17 21:26:05

#20

SealXo: Member; +309|6564

Mafia47 wrote:
Okay this is turning semi-serious I think. . . I'm looking for completely dumb ideas that are just funny for a yearbook quote. . . I'm not asking for girl problem advice here lol

"Spray calogne on your junk, drives them crazy"

2008-11-17 21:27:08

#21

Roc18: `; +655|5819|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

SealXo wrote:
Mafia47 wrote:
Okay this is turning semi-serious I think. . . I'm looking for completely dumb ideas that are just funny for a yearbook quote. . . I'm not asking for girl problem advice here lol
"Spray calogne on your junk, drives them crazy"

QFT

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2008-11-17 21:33:52

#22

sexecuti0ner: What kinda guy are you are?; +148|6260

I use a combination of hypnotism and wolf shirts to get bitches.

Mafia47 wrote:
Okay this is turning semi-serious I think. . . I'm looking for completely dumb ideas that are just funny for a yearbook quote. . . I'm not asking for girl problem advice here lol

To this, I would have to say- "Everybody wang chung tonight!"

2008-11-17 21:36:07

#23

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6683

Walk around with a giant boner. That way everyone knows you're out to get some. The ladies will come flocking, trust me.

2008-11-17 21:39:20

#24

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6184|Vancouver | Canada

mtb0minime wrote:
Walk around with a giant boner. That way everyone knows you're out to get some. The ladies will come flocking, trust me.

A pickle boner?

2008-11-17 21:41:23

#25

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6683

DefCon-17 wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
Walk around with a giant boner. That way everyone knows you're out to get some. The ladies will come flocking, trust me.
A pickle boner?

Ohhhhhhh snap.

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