cum on her face.
or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
QFTM.O.A.B wrote:
get one of these tbhusmarine wrote:
jesus no.Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.
flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/x … husky5.jpg
then put peanut butter on your balls
What if it eats her?M.O.A.B wrote:
get one of these tbhusmarine wrote:
jesus no.Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.
flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/x … husky5.jpg
then go to a movie, providing there's a decent and suitable movie for the situation showing at the time you would need to be going to see said movie for said situation.
You're scottish aint ya? How about a bit of bag pipping to get her going?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
watKptk92 wrote:
Well you must have problems if you are asking your PC a serious question anywaySir Schmoopy wrote:
Christ, would have been better off asking 4chan.
@Roc, yeah, I was actually expecting that from here.
Unless she's the size of thumbelina I think we're safeJenspm wrote:
What if it eats her?M.O.A.B wrote:
get one of these tbhusmarine wrote:
jesus no.
flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/x … husky5.jpg
then go to a movie, providing there's a decent and suitable movie for the situation showing at the time you would need to be going to see said movie for said situation.
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.m3thod wrote:
You're scottish aint ya? How about a bit of bag pipping to get her going?
*sticks up middle finger*
FatherTed wrote:
cum on her face.[s]
[s]or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
Failcode is fail.ebug9 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
cum on her face.[s]
[s]or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
So Scotland didn't really invent anythingSir Schmoopy wrote:
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.m3thod wrote:
You're scottish aint ya? How about a bit of bag pipping to get her going?
*sticks up middle finger*
No, I mean what if his girlfriend eats the dog?M.O.A.B wrote:
Unless she's the size of thumbelina I think we're safeJenspm wrote:
What if it eats her?M.O.A.B wrote:
get one of these tbh
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/x … husky5.jpg
then go to a movie, providing there's a decent and suitable movie for the situation showing at the time you would need to be going to see said movie for said situation.
?Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Failcode is fail.ebug9 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
cum on her face.[s]
[s]or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
fail (HAHAHAHAHHAA NOT HAVING IT)sex is failSir Schmoopy wrote:
Failcode is fail.ebug9 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
cum on her face.[s]
[s]or
buy her a nice takeout, candles, wine + hug all night.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I am not refering to playing the bagpipes in the tradional sense You can even sing this song in joySir Schmoopy wrote:
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.m3thod wrote:
You're scottish aint ya? How about a bit of bag pipping to get her going?
*sticks up middle finger*
McToot plays on his bag pipes....
Last edited by m3thod (2008-10-13 15:10:40)
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Then I'd be very concernedJenspm wrote:
No, I mean what if his girlfriend eats the dog?M.O.A.B wrote:
Unless she's the size of thumbelina I think we're safeJenspm wrote:
What if it eats her?
I don't know how it goes over there in Scotland, but here I would be sure to have some fresh maple syrup and after a nice ice hockey match I would invite her back to my igloo.
Why arent you fucking yet? If there's no solid reason (if you're really young I guess it's understandable) then just make her coming back from holiday the time to get DOWN, son.
Greet her with a rose, cook something for her, and rent a movie she would like and watch it somewhere that you can fuck (Like, in bed or on a decent size couch).
Greet her with a rose, cook something for her, and rent a movie she would like and watch it somewhere that you can fuck (Like, in bed or on a decent size couch).
lol he doesnt intend to O_OTripulaci0n wrote:
Why arent you fucking yet? If there's no solid reason (if you're really young I guess it's understandable) then just make her coming back from holiday the time to get DOWN, son.
Greet her with a rose, cook something for her, and rent a movie she would like and watch it somewhere that you can fuck (Like, in bed or on a decent size couch).
I think the last one I got was about £2Sir Schmoopy wrote:
You're disgusting.max wrote:
fix'edJenspm wrote:
Rape.
Then wipe your cock on her flowers and teddy bear.
@Link, how much is a rose?
LOL.Stimey wrote:
I don't know how it goes over there in Scotland, but here I would be sure to have some fresh maple syrup and after a nice ice hockey match I would invite her back to my igloo.
I'm 16, she's 15.Tripulaci0n wrote:
Why arent you fucking yet? If there's no solid reason (if you're really young I guess it's understandable) then just make her coming back from holiday the time to get DOWN, son.
Greet her with a rose, cook something for her, and rent a movie she would like and watch it somewhere that you can fuck (Like, in bed or on a decent size couch).
Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.Kptk92 wrote:
So Scotland didn't really invent anythingSir Schmoopy wrote:
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.m3thod wrote:
You're scottish aint ya? How about a bit of bag pipping to get her going?
*sticks up middle finger*
Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.
suckkit.
Don't forget haggis! And everything deep fried at the chippy, so I've heardSir Schmoopy wrote:
LOL.Stimey wrote:
I don't know how it goes over there in Scotland, but here I would be sure to have some fresh maple syrup and after a nice ice hockey match I would invite her back to my igloo.I'm 16, she's 15.Tripulaci0n wrote:
Why arent you fucking yet? If there's no solid reason (if you're really young I guess it's understandable) then just make her coming back from holiday the time to get DOWN, son.
Greet her with a rose, cook something for her, and rent a movie she would like and watch it somewhere that you can fuck (Like, in bed or on a decent size couch).Tar, pneumatic tyre, adhesive postage stamps, anesthetics, steam engine, telephone, and here's the kicker, we invented NEPTUNE.Kptk92 wrote:
So Scotland didn't really invent anythingSir Schmoopy wrote:
The bag pipe was origionally invented in Italy in the roman era as a war song instrument.
*sticks up middle finger*
Oh yeah, we also founded the US Navy.
suckkit.
Last edited by M.O.A.B (2008-10-13 15:18:56)
wear a sexy kilt and hike it up when you see her
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Give her a big wet kiss,tell her how you missed her and give her some flowers or chocolate or some cute stuffed animal.
Small things are the most efficient ones!
Small things are the most efficient ones!
Last edited by blah (2008-10-13 15:20:13)
You should know.blah wrote:
Give her a big wet kiss,tell her how you missed her and give her some flowers or chocolate or some cute stuffed animal.
Small things are the most efficient ones!
Hah!
Fu haffy.
Gary, I think Haggis was Ireland.
A guy did that at our prom, the result was hilarious but wrong all the samehaffeysucks wrote:
wear a sexy kilt and hike it up when you see her