Girlfriend comes home from holiday in two days

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out
Thank you ted, you've used up the quota of idiotic responses for this thread.

Srs ideas, 'cos we ain't fucking yet. Yet.

ffs. fucking scots.

eeerrrm

movie+wine+all that while in bed generally works well

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-10-13 14:53:52

#6

Stimey: +786|6253|Ontario | Canada

the second you see her let out a single manly tear.

2008-10-13 14:54:27

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5921|Catherine Black

Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.

This I could do.

2008-10-13 14:55:16

#8

Kez: Member; +778|5836|London, UK

Flowers or chocolates upon arrival/meeting

then

FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out

Last edited by Kptk92 :D (2008-10-13 14:55:42)

2008-10-13 14:55:23

#9

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|6895

Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.

jesus no.

flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.

2008-10-13 14:56:28

#10

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5921|Catherine Black

Kptk92 wrote:
Flowers or chocolates upon arrival/meeting
then
FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out

You can do better than this, bf2s.

2008-10-13 14:56:29

#11

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6445

Dinner and a movie.

And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-10-13 14:56:31

#12

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5835|College Park, MD

why the fuck are you guys out on holiday

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2008-10-13 14:57:51

#13

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5921|Catherine Black

ebug9 wrote:
Dinner and a movie.

And change the colour of your room before you invite her back in.

No u.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
why the fuck are you guys out on holiday

We get two weeks off in October, the tattie holidays.

2008-10-13 14:58:07

#14

Kez: Member; +778|5836|London, UK

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Kptk92 wrote:
Flowers or chocolates upon arrival/meeting
then
FatherTed wrote:
fuck her brains out
You can do better than this, bf2s.

Well my first answer was good but an even better answer came along that I couldn't resist but include

2008-10-13 14:58:09

#15

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6865|St. Andrews / Oslo

Rape.

Then give her flowers and a teddy bear.

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2008-10-13 14:59:26

#16

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5921|Catherine Black

Christ, would have been better off asking 4chan.

2008-10-13 15:00:21

#17

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6824|Devon, England

A rose is always good. Works better than you'd think.

Or if you have all sorts of money, then be awesome and get a rose for each day she was away.

And I'm glad to hear you wanna do something romantic. It's great when it all works out.

2008-10-13 15:00:41

#18

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6701|NYC / Hamburg

Jenspm wrote:
Rape.

Then wipe your cock on her flowers and teddy bear.

fix'ed

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-10-13 15:02:04

#19

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5921|Catherine Black

max wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Rape.

Then wipe your cock on her flowers and teddy bear.
fix'ed

You're disgusting.

@Link, how much is a rose?

2008-10-13 15:02:37

#20

Roc18: `; +655|5924|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Christ, would have been better off asking 4chan.

They would of told you anal.

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2008-10-13 15:02:39

#21

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|6865|St. Andrews / Oslo

max wrote:
Jenspm wrote:
Rape.

Then wipe your cock on her flowers and teddy bear.
fix'ed

well played.

2008-10-13 15:02:46

#22

Kez: Member; +778|5836|London, UK

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Christ, would have been better off asking 4chan.

Well you must have problems if you are asking your PC a serious question anyway

2008-10-13 15:04:01

#23

M.O.A.B: 'Light 'em up!'; +1,220|6356|Escea

usmarine wrote:
Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.
jesus no.

flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.

get one of these tbh

https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/xmedusa_dreamsx/rory_husky5.jpg

then go to a movie, providing there's a decent and suitable movie for the situation showing at the time you would need to be going to see said movie for said situation.

Last edited by M.O.A.B (2008-10-13 15:04:49)

2008-10-13 15:04:47

#24

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6804|UK

Rohypnol works wonders i hear.

Or slap her around a bit for leaving all alone.

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-10-13 15:04:56

#25

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6976|Reykjavík, Iceland.

M.O.A.B wrote:
usmarine wrote:
Stimey wrote:
the second you see her let out a single manly tear.
jesus no.

flowers and a small stuffed animal or something.
get one of these tbh

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/x … husky5.jpg

Wow that thing is cute, you could get in my pants anytime with one of those, finny.

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