I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.

She isn't from Hong Kong. She was born in NYC. Her parents are from Hong Kong.Cybargs wrote:
hong kong girls are the most annoying/crazy.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.
I bet your penis is tiny as well.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
The tiniest in the world. Luckily for me I'm not a home schooled twit from a backwards-ass state or I might really feel bad about myself.War Man wrote:
I bet your penis is tiny as well.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
More likely a brown Messican.Pochsy wrote:
At least we know Jay's dick is efficacious. He's been laid at least once in his life...I hope. Baby is soooo coming out black.
they're genuinely hilarious keep it up 10/10RTHKI wrote:
i missed these fights
It's sad that you're such a self loathing racistSuperJail Warden wrote:
Statistically your wife is more likely than not to end up divorcing you within the next 10 years. You are going to have a black guy living in your house and raising your kids once she takes half your shit. Please don't murder her and yourself when it happens. I know that is a thing with white people.
I should get an Asian chick.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
SuperJail Warden wrote:
She isn't from Hong Kong. She was born in NYC. Her parents are from Hong Kong.Cybargs wrote:
hong kong girls are the most annoying/crazy.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I have a new girlfriend. She is Cantonese. We can't make it Facebook official though because her parents are from Hong Kong and would not approve. Very heartbreaking. Much sad. Wow.
The mother lode for fetishists is a good Japanese girl. If you snag one you can sell her on Craigslist for like a millyDilbert_X wrote:
I should get an Asian chick.Jay wrote:
Congratulations on finding a girl that will think your tiny penis is an upgrade.
Er you are the one who brought up race you antisemiteJay wrote:
It's sad that you're such a self loathing racistSuperJail Warden wrote:
Statistically your wife is more likely than not to end up divorcing you within the next 10 years. You are going to have a black guy living in your house and raising your kids once she takes half your shit. Please don't murder her and yourself when it happens. I know that is a thing with white people.
Jesus fucking Christ...SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.
Jesus fucking christ.SuperJail Warden wrote:
We can't make it Facebook official.