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Uzique wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Fuck vegetarians!

Literally of course, dating them is another thing entirely.

I'm glad that the lack of vegetarians in my life has caused me to have no reason to post in this thread as of late.

It's a good trend, no?

I miss her but I don't miss having to eat Quorn whenever she cooked a meal. The fuck is that shit... honestly.

Lai wrote:

Amdi Peter wrote:

Lai wrote:

I'm sorry Pete, but I'll have to side with Finny here. Do NOT date vegetarian girls, especially not if they're hot. Not prejudices here, just experience. I can go on and on about why you shouldn't, but eventually it will come down to: "don't, just don't!". If you do anyway, we'll see you in this thread in a couple of months/years, but here in Holland we have a saying that: "it is better (and easier) to prevent, than to cure".

No, please do mention why I shouldn't.

I am myself a vegetarian, and I can't see the bad thing.

Pfoooo,.. well it's hard to say, but in retrospective I'd draw the following conclusions:

I guess "hot vegetarian girl" is a contradictio in terminus; it is pretty hard to properly substitute meat in an omnivoureous diet, as a result individual vegetarians (as oposed to collective vegetarians like Budhist monks) are usually quite pale and ill looking. Thus any girl that is vegetarian and hot is herself a paradox, in person and in character. Something keeps them from putting the usual healthy nutrition in their bodies, yet at the same time they are (overly) self aware. Also while they have problems with eating bambi and other cudly Disney animals, they have no problem with fucking with other people('s heads). While they pretend to be mature outwards, they are in fact quite dependant and immature. In general this means they just can't make up their fucking minds, can not relativate, are narrow minded and tend to react strangely to serious situations, particularly regarding serious emotional relationships (compared to shallow physical relationships) with people of the other sex.

That, and when you want to take them out for proper diner (think Alain Paasard in Paris), you're fucked.

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Note that this is in retrospect. Ideally I'd need a larger reference sample. Also I know relatively little of male vegetarians, so please do not take this personally, unless you're Amdi the sister of course instead of Pete, in which case you (as a vegetarian) better be ugly. I just have quite negative experiences with hot vegetarian girls.

Finray wrote:

Why are you a vegetarian?

The only reasonable excuse for being vege/vegan is that you don't like the taste of meat. "Oh noes teh littel cowz", one more kid not eating meat isn't going to stop a multinational, probably worldwide company like McDonalds sending 50,000 cows to slaughter every five minutes. We eat meat. We need nutrients and shit from meat. That's why we ate it when we were cavemen, when we would chose survival over ethics. It's natrual to eat meat. Anyone who doesn't is just stupid.

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

yeah look at how are teeth are shaped.. they arent flat - soo dont eat grass all day, rip apart some steak.

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Uzique wrote:

I think about it every time I tuck into one of my meals, and it makes it all the more delicious to know that I am just indulging in my absolute, human superiority over their pathetic and subservient species.

Top of the food chain, baby!

Amdi Peter wrote:

Lai wrote:

Amdi Peter wrote:

I'm a vegetarian is because I think the way it's made, the way the animals are butchered is disgusting. She told me that was the reason for her being a vegetarian too.

FFS just eat Hallal food then, I'm sure there are many Muslim butchers in Belgium too. They butcher the animal with a quick slit of the throat, preceded by a comforting little prayer. It is much more humane than any of the conventional Western methods.

I know.

But have you ever thought of how they make saugauses? Or how animals are killed during transport to the place where they are butchered?

Uzique wrote:

Congrats Krazed!

If I stick things out with the ex-girlfriend I'm living with for the next year, I'm going to have to start all over in that 'friend zone' bollocks as well. Granted, our relationship has pretty much always been intimate, so I won't get overlooked and categorised as only the 'nice guy' type, but it's still a tedious bore working with and up through the stupid, distanced 'friend' stuff in order to reignite the sparks.

Kim: I would wrestle a whaleshark with my bare hands and win. They ain't shit!

Uzique wrote:

Congrats Krazed!

If I stick things out with the ex-girlfriend I'm living with for the next year, I'm going to have to start all over in that 'friend zone' bollocks as well. Granted, our relationship has pretty much always been intimate, so I won't get overlooked and categorised as only the 'nice guy' type, but it's still a tedious bore working with and up through the stupid, distanced 'friend' stuff in order to reignite the sparks.

Kim: I would wrestle a whaleshark with my bare hands and win. They ain't shit!

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Anyone got tips for a long distance relationship? And by long distance I mean she's in DC and I'm in California. We're both dedicated to each other, and trust each other more than the President is trusted with nuclear launch codes. I really want to make it work, as does she.

Zimmer wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Anyone got tips for a long distance relationship? And by long distance I mean she's in DC and I'm in California. We're both dedicated to each other, and trust each other more than the President is trusted with nuclear launch codes. I really want to make it work, as does she.

Er. How long will this be for?

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