Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5197|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

An introduction maybe
ie. someone else to do the leg work.

Take the initiative and ask your sister for one. It's not rocket science... it's actually a super simple concept.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5604

??? your sister's friends don't know you? I'm not on a "hey here's my number/lets hang out/add me to FB" level with any of them but jeez they at least will talk to me if they see me around the house. I'm pretty sure you could work from there.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5197|Sydney

Macbeth wrote:

??? your sister's friends don't know you? I'm not on a "hey here's my number/lets hang out/add me to FB" level with any of them but jeez they at least will talk to me if they see me around the house. I'm pretty sure you could work from there.
I thought a similar thing too.

It's this attitude of "well I haven't been introduced so I can't try talking to her" that makes people in general come across as pathetic. No offence intended but if everyone had this attitude about everything we'd live in a totally apathetic society where nothing would get done and everyone would be passive aggressive about their lives because rather than seeing things as obstacles to overcome they see them as excuses for not even trying in the first place.

/rant
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6125|eXtreme to the maX

Macbeth wrote:

Nope 16 is legal in NJ. So her parents can't hit me statutory rape.
But they can still get you on normal rape?
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eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5278|foggy bottom
should have called the cops
Tu Stultus Es
Laura
your girlfriend a freak like cirque du soleil
+149|5849|u fucking wot m8
endgame protips

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nvwiNOCK1qdkm0yo7_1280.png

emphasis on step 5
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6591

>"laura"
>a girl

pick one
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5604

Painfully unsubtle attention whoring
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6710|Devon, England
Surely "Oral sex to girls" covers all of that, except for the revolutionary step 5, in it's own sentence?
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5278|foggy bottom
vaginas
Tu Stultus Es
Cisse
Member
+63|4388
mmm laura ur pretty
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DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6482|cuntshitlake

Cisse wrote:

mmm laura ur pretty
this guy is giving me the creeps
reminds me of those people in porn video comments that are like OOH YEAH I WOULD SURELY LIKE THAT HUGE COCK IN MY MOUTH BABY MMMM

Last edited by DUnlimited (2012-07-05 11:23:12)

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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6710|Devon, England
Wait, what? What videos do you watch?
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6733|Purplicious Wisconsin

FFLink wrote:

Wait, what? What videos do you watch?
I think he watches gay porn.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6482|cuntshitlake

who told you about porn warman?

you ------> hell
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eleven bravo
Member
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War Man wrote:

FFLink wrote:

Wait, what? What videos do you watch?
I think he watches gay porn.
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Tu Stultus Es
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+563|6733|Purplicious Wisconsin

DUnlimited wrote:

who told you about porn warman?

you ------> hell
No one told me about porn, I figured out what it was. Also, knowing what porn is doesn't send you straight to hell.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6482|cuntshitlake

i bet it does, just ask mommy/daddy/priest

i bet you know the answer without asking though

its too late now
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5721|College Park, MD

Macbeth wrote:

??? your sister's friends don't know you? I'm not on a "hey here's my number/lets hang out/add me to FB" level with any of them but jeez they at least will talk to me if they see me around the house. I'm pretty sure you could work from there.
She almost always goes over to their houses, it's rare that they hang out at our mom's or dad's. I'm friendly with a few of 'em. The really hot one who could easily pass for 18 has never been over, though.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2012-07-05 15:04:27)

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siihb
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6018|...

War Man wrote:

DUnlimited wrote:

who told you about porn warman?

you ------> hell
No one told me about porn, I figured out what it was.
oh man
inane little opines
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5807|Catherine Black
hurri you're playing with fire here

aren't you like 21?
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6591

Finray wrote:

hurri you're playing with fire here

aren't you like 21?
hey, he's gotta take what he can

which is still nothing
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|6736|Riva, MD

Finray wrote:

hurri you're playing with fire here

aren't you like 21?
Age of consent is 16 in our state, and additionally anybody that is within 4 years of a person who is of age is also legal(so a 13 year old can legally fuck a 17 year old and a 12 year old can fuck a 16 year old, etc), but that obviously doesn't apply here because Hurri's past 19 which is the last year the 4 year rule could possibly matter.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6756|Oxferd Ohire
age of consent is 16 but 12 year old can consent

i dont even
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