Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5432|Sydney
Your problem is thinking about it from a guy perspective.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6912|BC, Canada

Jaekus wrote:

Your problem is thinking about it from a guy perspective.
zactly.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6876|Little Bentcock

Finray wrote:

>be fuckbuddies with a girl
>she never contacts me
>I always text her to initiate things or invite her on nights out
>she starts seeing guy
>I say okay np don't care, we weren't official anyway
>starts texting me daily

women, what the fuck is wrong with you?
you type like youre on 4chan.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
2 hours till my date
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6944|Devon, England
Good luck!
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5611|London, England
Hope you fart in front of her.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
what if she has a fart fetish :S
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Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5611|London, England
marry her
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6754|so randum
if she has a dick she isn't a girl this is a quick check you should perform even before you say hello. hth
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
i will do so teds thank you
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6754|so randum
and if she say's she doesn't have a penis, don't believe her. you have to check

i'm giving this advice because i care
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6944|Devon, England
Also, don't spontaneously combust.

Number 1 thing that ruins dates.

Last edited by FFLink (2012-01-12 13:58:52)

Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5611|London, England
crocodile dundee made it ok
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
Teds, how do I proceed if she does possess a phallus?
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6925|UK
suck it and see
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6791|Long Island, New York
https://www.buywright.co.nz/media/cyclone_hedgeshearstraight.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5611|London, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Teds, how do I proceed if she does possess a phallus?
If (s)he promises to be discreet, give it a whirl
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
That's 2 for sucking, 1 for chopping.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5432|Sydney
siihb
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6042|Catherine Black

Poseidon wrote:

Is that why you've got no foreskin now?
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6754|so randum
haha JEWS LOL
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6042|Catherine Black
LOL
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
That wasn't what I expected nor was. It. Bad
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6991|Cinncinatti
go on
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5955|College Park, MD
Tomorrow, i wanna get drunkm with NY roomies right nos
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