depends if youre a virgin or not. if you are go with the regular ones. if you arent go with the thinnest ones you can find.
condoms?
Girl last night cut my dick when giving me a BJ and now my cock looks fucked. It's gone all purple where it's cut. fml
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
Last edited by lrishpride (2011-09-03 04:50:27)
thought you had a girlfriend and a kid...lrishpride wrote:
Girl last night cut my dick when giving me a BJ and now my cock looks fucked. It's gone all purple where it's cut. fml
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Twatandros wrote:
>5Trotskygrad wrote:
>stop 1andros wrote:
>door
>go
pick 2
>it 2
>with 3
>the 4
>> 5
pick 5
>no 5th option
pick 2
thats what u get for hanging out with 17 yr oldslrishpride wrote:
Girl last night cut my dick when giving me a BJ and now my cock looks fucked. It's gone all purple where it's cut. fml
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
I like a bj with alot of teeth
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Camm wrote:
thought you had a girlfriend and a kid...lrishpride wrote:
Girl last night cut my dick when giving me a BJ and now my cock looks fucked. It's gone all purple where it's cut. fml
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
if it wasn't for teds i'd rank ireland below scotland
Broke up 5 months ago manCamm wrote:
thought you had a girlfriend and a kid...lrishpride wrote:
Girl last night cut my dick when giving me a BJ and now my cock looks fucked. It's gone all purple where it's cut. fml
Either that or http://en.allexperts.com/q/Urology-Male … vessel.htm
Great.
pics of dick?
>Fucking chick wearing a nuvaring
>Everytime I thrust I feel this little scratch against the tip of my dick
>Thrust about 100+ times before I cum
>Pull Dick out
>Huge ass cut on the tip of my dick
>She pulls out the nuvaring
>Realize there's a jagged piece of plastic on the inside of the ring that tore up the tip of my dick
>mfw
True story, shit sucks.
>Everytime I thrust I feel this little scratch against the tip of my dick
>Thrust about 100+ times before I cum
>Pull Dick out
>Huge ass cut on the tip of my dick
>She pulls out the nuvaring
>Realize there's a jagged piece of plastic on the inside of the ring that tore up the tip of my dick
>mfw
True story, shit sucks.
That girl that was gonna supposedly take my virginity ended up fucking her ex last night. My friend said she can still love him but like me but that same friend said she also talks to him about stuff and she hasn't said anything about me. Back to the drawing board
Roc18 wrote:
>Fucking chick wearing a nuvaring
>Everytime I thrust I feel this little scratch against the tip of my dick
>Thrust about 100+ times before I cum
>Pull Dick out
>Huge ass cut on the tip of my dick
>She pulls out the nuvaring
>Realize there's a jagged piece of plastic on the inside of the ring that tore up the tip of my dick
>mfw
True story, shit sucks.
I just remembered something for Androos.
If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.
If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
like my grade 9 pe teacher told me
Adams_BJ wrote:
if youre not old enough to buy a pack of condoms and not get embarrassed youre not old enough to have sex.
Cut and run. Bitch sounds crazy. Virginity isn't a big fucking deal._j5689_ wrote:
That girl that was gonna supposedly take my virginity ended up fucking her ex last night. My friend said she can still love him but like me but that same friend said she also talks to him about stuff and she hasn't said anything about me. Back to the drawing board
Sex is like oxygen, doesn't seem so important unless you're not getting any.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Just walk in and buy them anyway. One time I had to buy lube because my girlfriend at the time wanted to do anal. The girl who served me was like in her early 20s. I just acted like I was buying toothpaste and so did she.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just remembered something for Androos.
If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.
Well I agree with you Jeakus, it shouldn't be awkward. I was just pointing out that if he did have issues with it there are places he can go so that he may avoid that situation.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
People fuck, people need condoms. Don't act awkward and the cashiers wont either. How hard is that to understand.
You guys are treating it like you're buying schedule II narcotic.
You guys are treating it like you're buying schedule II narcotic.
Last edited by UnkleRukus (2011-09-04 06:17:32)
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Jesus you guys. What's the big deal?Jaekus wrote:
Just walk in and buy them anyway. One time I had to buy lube because my girlfriend at the time wanted to do anal. The girl who served me was like in her early 20s. I just acted like I was buying toothpaste and so did she.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just remembered something for Androos.
If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.
I once bought a block of cheese, some batteries and condoms at the counter. It's not that big a deal.
real men don't wear condoms anyways. look at ipride for example
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not true.
do you really have a kid though or were you just joking around/trolling?lrishpride wrote:
not true.
Philosophy, economics, culture, science, art. <3
I just get Tesco to deliver them for me when they bring the rest of my shopping.Zimmer wrote:
Jesus you guys. What's the big deal?Jaekus wrote:
Just walk in and buy them anyway. One time I had to buy lube because my girlfriend at the time wanted to do anal. The girl who served me was like in her early 20s. I just acted like I was buying toothpaste and so did she.-Sh1fty- wrote:
I just remembered something for Androos.
If you find it awkward to buy condoms at the counter, just go to a store that sells 'em and has a self-checkout. I know Vons, Albertsons, and Ralphs have self-checkouts. I know one of them sells condoms but I'm not sure which. I'm sure other stores might have those two things as well.
I once bought a block of cheese, some batteries and condoms at the counter. It's not that big a deal.