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I really don't think you're the guy people should be going to for advice.lrishpride wrote:
It's true though man. Don't mean to sound cocky but my mates are always asking me what I do and say to get the girls I get. Just honestly be yourself, have a few drinks to get that initial liquid courage; enough so you're happy approaching the woman and talking to her, not so much that you can't speak. Depends on the person, but 1 in 10 will always say yes.andros wrote:
only advice ive ever gotten about girls from ppl i know is "Don't be afraid to talk to them, worst that happens is they say no and you end up where you started."
doesn't really help though...
You need to learn to accept rejection. I'm not sure but I think you're about my age (20?) and I've just learned that rejection is just a part of a night out, if you're mates don't give you shit for being rejected they're not your mates haha, it's all part of the banter! Also, if you're getting along well with a girl at a bar buy her an 'exotic' drink with high alcohol content but served in a way that the alcohol is almost tasteless, like a mojito. Don't go overboard and start ordering 4 Jaegerbombs or anything, just enough so she feels more comfortable and, well, everyone knows everybody looks better with the beer goggles on
If you get rejected, which you will, don't put your head down. Move on to the next, start with the best looking chick you know you could possibly score and work your way downwards until you're positive you wouldn't shag her. But you're drunk, so you'd shag anything, so you will get to shag. WINNING
Just my $0.02
"The girls I get". I'm sorry, but if I recall correctly the last one you "had" was a relatively fat, generally below average and you got her pregnant.
Buy her a mojito? Rejection part of nights out? Where the fuck do you get this from.
"Drink with high alcohol content". Yeah. You sure know how to get your girls.
I tend to find a drink with a high roofie count works a treat.
Most pills round here are about £3-4. That's cheaper than a drink in a club.
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I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Are you talking party pills or roofies?
I'd assume both would be the same. People here will do anything recreationaly.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
Lol. No way. Pure MDMA pills you're going to be looking at £10. Not £3-4. That's for the terrible stuff.presidentsheep wrote:
I'd assume both would be the same. People here will do anything recreationaly.
Didn't say it was good. I live in Norfolk. I've seen pills with ground up glass in them.
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
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oh, thank you for the advance notice, and gracing us with your mega input. here's hoping you*re bored witless . . .
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Finray wrote:
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Getting a girl really drunk and fucking her might be considered rapeZimmer wrote:
I really don't think you're the guy people should be going to for advice.lrishpride wrote:
It's true though man. Don't mean to sound cocky but my mates are always asking me what I do and say to get the girls I get. Just honestly be yourself, have a few drinks to get that initial liquid courage; enough so you're happy approaching the woman and talking to her, not so much that you can't speak. Depends on the person, but 1 in 10 will always say yes.andros wrote:
only advice ive ever gotten about girls from ppl i know is "Don't be afraid to talk to them, worst that happens is they say no and you end up where you started."
doesn't really help though...
You need to learn to accept rejection. I'm not sure but I think you're about my age (20?) and I've just learned that rejection is just a part of a night out, if you're mates don't give you shit for being rejected they're not your mates haha, it's all part of the banter! Also, if you're getting along well with a girl at a bar buy her an 'exotic' drink with high alcohol content but served in a way that the alcohol is almost tasteless, like a mojito. Don't go overboard and start ordering 4 Jaegerbombs or anything, just enough so she feels more comfortable and, well, everyone knows everybody looks better with the beer goggles on
If you get rejected, which you will, don't put your head down. Move on to the next, start with the best looking chick you know you could possibly score and work your way downwards until you're positive you wouldn't shag her. But you're drunk, so you'd shag anything, so you will get to shag. WINNING
Just my $0.02
"The girls I get". I'm sorry, but if I recall correctly the last one you "had" was a relatively fat, generally below average and you got her pregnant.
Buy her a mojito? Rejection part of nights out? Where the fuck do you get this from.
"Drink with high alcohol content". Yeah. You sure know how to get your girls.
He's from the scumbags ireland (not the teds ireland, thats the cool one <3)Cybargs wrote:
Getting a girl really drunk and fucking her might be considered rapeZimmer wrote:
I really don't think you're the guy people should be going to for advice.lrishpride wrote:
It's true though man. Don't mean to sound cocky but my mates are always asking me what I do and say to get the girls I get. Just honestly be yourself, have a few drinks to get that initial liquid courage; enough so you're happy approaching the woman and talking to her, not so much that you can't speak. Depends on the person, but 1 in 10 will always say yes.
You need to learn to accept rejection. I'm not sure but I think you're about my age (20?) and I've just learned that rejection is just a part of a night out, if you're mates don't give you shit for being rejected they're not your mates haha, it's all part of the banter! Also, if you're getting along well with a girl at a bar buy her an 'exotic' drink with high alcohol content but served in a way that the alcohol is almost tasteless, like a mojito. Don't go overboard and start ordering 4 Jaegerbombs or anything, just enough so she feels more comfortable and, well, everyone knows everybody looks better with the beer goggles on
If you get rejected, which you will, don't put your head down. Move on to the next, start with the best looking chick you know you could possibly score and work your way downwards until you're positive you wouldn't shag her. But you're drunk, so you'd shag anything, so you will get to shag. WINNING
Just my $0.02
"The girls I get". I'm sorry, but if I recall correctly the last one you "had" was a relatively fat, generally below average and you got her pregnant.
Buy her a mojito? Rejection part of nights out? Where the fuck do you get this from.
"Drink with high alcohol content". Yeah. You sure know how to get your girls.
It's like saying hello to them.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
To sum up:lrishpride wrote:
It's true though man. Don't mean to sound cocky but my mates are always asking me what I do and say to get the girls I get. Just honestly be yourself, have a few drinks to get that initial liquid courage; enough so you're happy approaching the woman and talking to her, not so much that you can't speak. Depends on the person, but 1 in 10 will always say yes.andros wrote:
only advice ive ever gotten about girls from ppl i know is "Don't be afraid to talk to them, worst that happens is they say no and you end up where you started."
doesn't really help though...
You need to learn to accept rejection. I'm not sure but I think you're about my age (20?) and I've just learned that rejection is just a part of a night out, if you're mates don't give you shit for being rejected they're not your mates haha, it's all part of the banter! Also, if you're getting along well with a girl at a bar buy her an 'exotic' drink with high alcohol content but served in a way that the alcohol is almost tasteless, like a mojito. Don't go overboard and start ordering 4 Jaegerbombs or anything, just enough so she feels more comfortable and, well, everyone knows everybody looks better with the beer goggles on
If you get rejected, which you will, don't put your head down. Move on to the next, start with the best looking chick you know you could possibly score and work your way downwards until you're positive you wouldn't shag her. But you're drunk, so you'd shag anything, so you will get to shag. WINNING
Just my $0.02
1. Drink
2. Spot best looking girl in bar
3. Get her drunk enough to like you
4. She doesn't, so find the second hottest girl
5. Get her drunk enough to like you
6. She doesn't, jump to step 4
7. Continue until all your dignity is lost
8. Go home and masturbate to edgy porn
yeah cause that's why I'm getting laid 2 or 3 times per week with different girls I hardly know.
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Sounds like a good night to meJenspm wrote:
To sum up:
1. Drink
2. Spot best looking girl in bar
3. Get her drunk enough to like you
4. She doesn't, so find the second hottest girl
5. Get her drunk enough to like you
6. She doesn't, jump to step 4
7. Continue until all your dignity is lost
8. Go home and masturbate to edgy porn
You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.
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