Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6837

it has now you've come to complete it
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6897

init
11 Bravo
Banned
+965|5502|Cleveland, Ohio
chuch

krazed wrote:

just so we're clear here


you're refusing a free ride through school and asking for help on how to get older women to not fuck you?
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5739|Ventura, California
Been seeing zoosk adds everywhere lately, so I decided to try it out and signed up to see how that was...annnnnnd FUCK YOU ZOOSK.

Damn site makes you pay if you want to send more that one message to somebody, AND you cannot send any contact info like a FB name, an email address, a phone number, etc. So then you have to hope that person has a chat app installed and hope that they're online one day. Got two friends on the chat, so far and haven't seen either online yet, but I've only been on it like 4 days, wouldn't surprise me if those douches at zoosk make you pay before you can live chat or even see if the person is online.

damn you zoosk

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2011-07-14 23:14:16)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5851

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Been seeing zoosk adds everywhere lately, so I decided to try it out and signed up to see how that was...annnnnnd FUCK YOU ZOOSK.

Damn site makes you pay if you want to send more that one message to somebody, AND you cannot send any contact info like a FB name, an email address, a phone number, etc. So then you have to hope that person has a chat app installed and hope that they're online one day. Got two friends on the chat, so far and haven't seen either online yet, but I've only been on it like 4 days, wouldn't surprise me if those douches at zoosk make you pay before you can live chat or even see if the person is online.

damn you zoosk
troll post
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5443|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Been seeing zoosk adds everywhere lately, so I decided to try it out and signed up to see how that was...annnnnnd FUCK YOU ZOOSK.

Damn site makes you pay if you want to send more that one message to somebody, AND you cannot send any contact info like a FB name, an email address, a phone number, etc. So then you have to hope that person has a chat app installed and hope that they're online one day. Got two friends on the chat, so far and haven't seen either online yet, but I've only been on it like 4 days, wouldn't surprise me if those douches at zoosk make you pay before you can live chat or even see if the person is online.

damn you zoosk
Go visit a strip club, stroke some skin.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5739|Ventura, California
stfu

Stay off that bitch of a site, don't ever sign up they're bastards. damn it I'm mad
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5443|Sydney
I'm serious.

You don't have to put your wang inside anyone, you won't really be able to anyway unless there's another side to the place.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5851

Stop feeding the troll Jaekus
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5739|Ventura, California
I don't want to

I want to freaking talk to the beautiful gals I have on my fking zoosk chat list.

you can keep the hoes.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6981
they arent hoes?
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5443|Sydney

Macbeth wrote:

Stop feeding the troll Jaekus
Would it make much difference if I wore a G-banger and did a turn on the pole?

Probably not
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5443|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't want to

I want to freaking talk to the beautiful gals I have on my fking zoosk chat list.

you can keep the hoes.
Or you could go out and talk to an actual real life girl, in a bar etc.

Every man needs to fondle a stripper at some point in their lifetime.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5739|Ventura, California
I do get out and talk to random girls. Just not often enough.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5443|Sydney
Well, get out there some more.
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7094
How's the forever alone crowd doing this morning? Pathetic nerds...
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5739|Ventura, California
working on it

once I get my license I'll be out a lot more
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
gurdeep
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+812|5020|proll­y

CC-Marley wrote:

How's the forever alone crowd doing this morning? Pathetic nerds...
lol
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|6897

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't want to

I want to freaking talk to the beautiful gals I have on my fking zoosk chat list.

you can keep the hoes.
step 1) stop referring to them as gals
gurdeep
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+812|5020|proll­y
broads*
*ladies
gurdeep
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its true though.  they aint
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eleven bravo
Member
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Gooners wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I don't want to

I want to freaking talk to the beautiful gals I have on my fking zoosk chat list.

you can keep the hoes.
step 1) stop referring to them as gals
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