It still can be good even if she's fugly. One of the freakiest girls I've done was a butterface. Just dim the lights. Hell she'll probably teach you some shit.
i've banged a friend of mine that was above-average in weight but one of those really cute, curvy girls where you don't mind a bit of pudge. not sure i'd do it again though... it was a curiosity thing. i prefer curvy girls that have their shit under control.
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lol yea i was into she males for a while i like the idea of it but there was no good ones the only passable ones where bailey jay and domino presley and this other brazilian one i cant remember her name but she never got hard in the scenes
you think that would change our minds? go after her you twit-Sh1fty- wrote:
Guys, she's really...unattractive...to say it as politely as possible.
yea i did it once a few yrs ago but it was only for fun nothin weird at this other forum i use to post at this person started postin and i worked out she was right near me where i was workin at the time and i saw her a few times she went to to school right there i knew it was her cuz she posted pics and she was fat any way one day i followed her to the mall and just walked behind here for like 20 mins it was boring then i made a thread about it on that forum i also stalked her at a choir concert we where both at i dunno why it was just cuz she posted on mxKimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
you think that would change our minds? go after her you twit-Sh1fty- wrote:
Guys, she's really...unattractive...to say it as politely as possible.
No no no no no, cmon, she's seriously a no-go. Even if I were to do it before I marry there's no way in hell I'd ever do her...EVER. You guys want pics cause you don't seem to be persuaded. She wouldn't do it anyway, she's christian too.
I never want to have anything to do with this person, EVER, and neither do most of the people I know who know her but we can't just break contact, it's complicated. It's a long story, whatever, anyway...carry on
I never want to have anything to do with this person, EVER, and neither do most of the people I know who know her but we can't just break contact, it's complicated. It's a long story, whatever, anyway...carry on
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
a while ago i was takin a short cut thru the college i dont even go there and this really beautiful girl came up to me tryin to get me to vote on some shit it was weird i dunno why i did it but i said ok y should i vote for ur guy then she talked to me for like 5 mins i just sat there like a tard i didnt know what was going on
Doing my best not to do it till I'm married.
"Shouldn't be hard for shifty, har har."<- said it so you guys don't have to
"Shouldn't be hard for shifty, har har."<- said it so you guys don't have to
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
id ditch the old hag do u have any money your lucky u have a bf u could just move in w/ him if u dont have any money or a job youll have to live in ur car or a shitty garage thing
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Doing my best not to do it till I'm married.
"Shouldn't be hard for shifty, har har."<- said it so you guys don't have to
Post of the day.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Doing my best not to do it till I'm married.
"Shouldn't be hard for shifty, har har."<- said it so you guys don't have to
Two stories.
First:
I think my friends hate me. Fourth of July I was trying to get them to do stuff. Managed to get them to go see some fireworks, which was a struggle, but happened. Then we went over to my house so we could figure out something to do for the night. I was trying to get them to go to a party with me or get drunk or at least do something. We couldn't decide on anything, so we went to McDonald's (awesome right...) to get food. Only to find out both of them didn't bring their wallets. This usually ain't a problem. But they already owed me like 30 bucks a piece so I decided fuck it, only I'm getting food. I bought food, then ate it. I was feeling like a prick. Back to this after a little back story.
I work all the time. Trying to run my own business, and somehow, miraculously, pretty successful at it. I do landscaping and carpentry. Thats as far as I go in life and I'm ok with that. These kids are headed a little bit higher than that. Ones a dentist, the other is taking over the family store and attempting to pick up a couple hotels. Thats great for them, but its not what I want outta life. I have a payed way through college but I am choosing not to take it (please don't tell me I'm an idiot, I don't want to argue about that). I absolutely love what I'm doing, I wouldn't trade it for the world, but my friends can be assholes about it.
Because I am making money, and they aren't at the moment. For some reason it is assumed that I should pay for everything. I drive when we go places (which I'm cool with, I like driving), when we do something, I usually pay then they pay me back. Thats been going on for almost a year now but recently they've started to act like its my god damn duty to do that and they haven't been as good at paying me back.
Now after that little food fiasco I went back to trying to convince them we should do something. They continued to make lame ass excuses until I finally dropped the line that I'd like my memories of my late teens and early 20's to be a little more than just sitting in Patel's basement playing zombies, going to hookah, or standing around Johns house talking about cars. They didn't talk after that, and I didn't feel like saying anymore. Dropped 'em off at home and that was that. Called em both today 7/9 and neither bothered returning my calls (these fuckers are usually calling me every day, which is cool, but it make its hard to work when I'm getting called at 12 noon).
I've never did really well with people. I speak my mind too easily, and I end up hating most of my friends. These two are the only kids I'd ever call my best friends. I like them, and even though they can be shit heads sometimes I'd still jump in front of a bullet for them. I don't want to lose them, but I also stand by what I said. I can't truthfully apologize for what I said, I meant it and still do, but I don't want to lose these fuckers either.
Second: The actually girl related problems.
I'm 19. I've recently discovered that when I'm paying attention girls actually think I look pretty good. I went to the beach a couple time this summer, and I realized that I look like I'm 24 or something. Girls who are older then me, keep striking up conversations with me, then trying to get a drink with me. That doesn't really pan out when I have to explain I'm 19, and they usually take it like I'm lying and turning them down. I've considered getting a fake ID but that isn't really the point of this rant.
Point is, I'm 19, and I hold this moral that I shouldn't just fuck a chick outta thin air. I'd like to at least know her for a little while. Problem is, my longest relationship has been about 2 weeks (and it and the others usually start feeling weird after the first 36 hours). For some reason girls seem to like me, they think I'm a good guy or something, or at least thats what they say. I think I'm a prick but w/e. Anyways, 36 hours is a little short for me. I'm cool for anything up to fucking a chick, and I always return the favor, but I'm not down for going over that line until I at least have a opportunity to buy 'em dinner or something. Girls seem to take this as I'm turning them down, and that usually ends the relationship right there.
I can't start a conversation worth shit. It just comes out awkward and creepy. Girls tend to be the ones who start it with me, and I'm golden once they say something. The problem is, once they are talking to me they also expect me to fuck their brains out later in the night, which I'm not down with. So I'm kinda screwed as I have no clue as to start a meaningful relationship and all attempts by others to (possibly) start one with me are immediately shot outta the air by my morals.
I like to get drunk just like most people my age, I just don't like the casual sex part of parties. Its not something I'm willing to give up. I'm not crazy like Shifty, religion has nothing to do with this. Problem is, I want a meaningful relationship, but I have to clue how to start one. Second problem is, I've realized that any girl with my moral beliefs is either completely fucking crazy or is some Catholic broad who is gonna want to have my kids a week later.
So bf2s. Any help without thermal paste would be greatly appreciated.
First:
I think my friends hate me. Fourth of July I was trying to get them to do stuff. Managed to get them to go see some fireworks, which was a struggle, but happened. Then we went over to my house so we could figure out something to do for the night. I was trying to get them to go to a party with me or get drunk or at least do something. We couldn't decide on anything, so we went to McDonald's (awesome right...) to get food. Only to find out both of them didn't bring their wallets. This usually ain't a problem. But they already owed me like 30 bucks a piece so I decided fuck it, only I'm getting food. I bought food, then ate it. I was feeling like a prick. Back to this after a little back story.
I work all the time. Trying to run my own business, and somehow, miraculously, pretty successful at it. I do landscaping and carpentry. Thats as far as I go in life and I'm ok with that. These kids are headed a little bit higher than that. Ones a dentist, the other is taking over the family store and attempting to pick up a couple hotels. Thats great for them, but its not what I want outta life. I have a payed way through college but I am choosing not to take it (please don't tell me I'm an idiot, I don't want to argue about that). I absolutely love what I'm doing, I wouldn't trade it for the world, but my friends can be assholes about it.
Because I am making money, and they aren't at the moment. For some reason it is assumed that I should pay for everything. I drive when we go places (which I'm cool with, I like driving), when we do something, I usually pay then they pay me back. Thats been going on for almost a year now but recently they've started to act like its my god damn duty to do that and they haven't been as good at paying me back.
Now after that little food fiasco I went back to trying to convince them we should do something. They continued to make lame ass excuses until I finally dropped the line that I'd like my memories of my late teens and early 20's to be a little more than just sitting in Patel's basement playing zombies, going to hookah, or standing around Johns house talking about cars. They didn't talk after that, and I didn't feel like saying anymore. Dropped 'em off at home and that was that. Called em both today 7/9 and neither bothered returning my calls (these fuckers are usually calling me every day, which is cool, but it make its hard to work when I'm getting called at 12 noon).
I've never did really well with people. I speak my mind too easily, and I end up hating most of my friends. These two are the only kids I'd ever call my best friends. I like them, and even though they can be shit heads sometimes I'd still jump in front of a bullet for them. I don't want to lose them, but I also stand by what I said. I can't truthfully apologize for what I said, I meant it and still do, but I don't want to lose these fuckers either.
Second: The actually girl related problems.
I'm 19. I've recently discovered that when I'm paying attention girls actually think I look pretty good. I went to the beach a couple time this summer, and I realized that I look like I'm 24 or something. Girls who are older then me, keep striking up conversations with me, then trying to get a drink with me. That doesn't really pan out when I have to explain I'm 19, and they usually take it like I'm lying and turning them down. I've considered getting a fake ID but that isn't really the point of this rant.
Point is, I'm 19, and I hold this moral that I shouldn't just fuck a chick outta thin air. I'd like to at least know her for a little while. Problem is, my longest relationship has been about 2 weeks (and it and the others usually start feeling weird after the first 36 hours). For some reason girls seem to like me, they think I'm a good guy or something, or at least thats what they say. I think I'm a prick but w/e. Anyways, 36 hours is a little short for me. I'm cool for anything up to fucking a chick, and I always return the favor, but I'm not down for going over that line until I at least have a opportunity to buy 'em dinner or something. Girls seem to take this as I'm turning them down, and that usually ends the relationship right there.
I can't start a conversation worth shit. It just comes out awkward and creepy. Girls tend to be the ones who start it with me, and I'm golden once they say something. The problem is, once they are talking to me they also expect me to fuck their brains out later in the night, which I'm not down with. So I'm kinda screwed as I have no clue as to start a meaningful relationship and all attempts by others to (possibly) start one with me are immediately shot outta the air by my morals.
I like to get drunk just like most people my age, I just don't like the casual sex part of parties. Its not something I'm willing to give up. I'm not crazy like Shifty, religion has nothing to do with this. Problem is, I want a meaningful relationship, but I have to clue how to start one. Second problem is, I've realized that any girl with my moral beliefs is either completely fucking crazy or is some Catholic broad who is gonna want to have my kids a week later.
So bf2s. Any help without thermal paste would be greatly appreciated.
crazy like shifty
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Guys, if working out how to not sleep with a girl is your biggest problem I think you're in the wrong thread and possibly forum.
Fuck Israel
just so we're clear here
you're refusing a free ride through school and asking for help on how to get older women to not fuck you?
you're refusing a free ride through school and asking for help on how to get older women to not fuck you?
Can someone give me a tl;dr version of the above? I don't want to read it in case it's just a waste of time (it probably is).
Sure
His friends freeload off of him, and he thinks they hate him because they won't speak to him after he complained about not having a good time with them.
Older women want to screw him right away, and he wants to wait until he gets into a relationship, but they don't want part of one. He wants to figure out how to get into a relationship.
That's what I understood, but I read it 30 minutes ago, and I'm just trying to remember it.
His friends freeload off of him, and he thinks they hate him because they won't speak to him after he complained about not having a good time with them.
Older women want to screw him right away, and he wants to wait until he gets into a relationship, but they don't want part of one. He wants to figure out how to get into a relationship.
That's what I understood, but I read it 30 minutes ago, and I'm just trying to remember it.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
first:
His friends are dentists and shit, not making money. He is a carpenter and is making money. When he takes his friends out to chill, they think he should pay for everything since he is making money.
second:
is 19. looks 24, and says older women chat him up and want to fuck. he is reluctant and wants a relationship with same age person.
tl;dr of those
1. friends are cheap cunts
2. reluctant to have sex
farkin shifty ya noonga
His friends are dentists and shit, not making money. He is a carpenter and is making money. When he takes his friends out to chill, they think he should pay for everything since he is making money.
second:
is 19. looks 24, and says older women chat him up and want to fuck. he is reluctant and wants a relationship with same age person.
tl;dr of those
1. friends are cheap cunts
2. reluctant to have sex
farkin shifty ya noonga
Last edited by KuSTaV (2011-07-10 00:32:13)
noice 
Ok, thanks.
1. Get new friends, the ones you have now need an upgrade.
2. Just bang the older women, any experience is good experience, right? Plus they're sure to have a bit more experience themselves
1. Get new friends, the ones you have now need an upgrade.
2. Just bang the older women, any experience is good experience, right? Plus they're sure to have a bit more experience themselves
He claims to have morals but not crazy-shifty-religious-morals and that's why he can't screw them, Jeakus.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Meh. Just tell them you won't sleep with them till you have a date. Game, set and match.
1. Dump friends, they'll dump him as soon as they're making money. Leeches are leeches.Jaekus wrote:
Ok, thanks.
1. Get new friends, the ones you have now need an upgrade.
2. Just bang the older women, any experience is good experience, right? Plus they're sure to have a bit more experience themselves
2. Seems like a no-brainer.
Fuck Israel
You probably try too hard. You can always tell the people who have no friends. They laugh a little too forcefully, always hover around, break in on conversations they weren't involved in.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
that's honestly what gets at me the most. not the being single bit, not the not having many friends bit, but the fact that I just don't know how to fix it. i feel like I'm doing everything by the book but it never gets anywhere.
If you're like that, well, that's your problem. If you have so few friends, now is the perfect time to reinvent yourself. If you want to be a party goer, look the part and tell plausable lies until you don't have to anymore.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
jeez, this thread has really turned into the BF2s social-problems thread lately