The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-06-19 14:22:22

#7776

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5991|Catherine Black

13urnzz wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Broke up with girlfriend. Apparently I cheated on her. Shitty shitty situation.
apparently? if i'm too drunk to remember, i ain't getting it up anyways.

Us young 'uns still have lead in our pencil even when inebriated though.

sucks to be old, I guess.

E: though doesn't have a t at the end.

Last edited by Finray (2011-06-19 14:22:36)

2011-06-19 14:54:47

#7777

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6700

Finray wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Broke up with girlfriend. Apparently I cheated on her. Shitty shitty situation.
apparently? if i'm too drunk to remember, i ain't getting it up anyways.
Us young 'uns still have lead in our pencil even when inebriated though.

sucks to be old, I guess.

E: though doesn't have a t at the end.

no. you don't. if you*re that drunk.

2011-06-19 14:57:17

#7778

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6775

dunkin frunk

♥

2011-06-19 15:01:55

#7779

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6666|cuntshitlake

presidentsheep wrote:
Reassuring but most people do tend to check theirs daily. Feels a bit like leaving your hand out for a handshake that isn't coming.

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2011-06-19 15:47:54

#7780

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

to be fair you shouldn't have slept with another girl when you were still officially in a relationship, it makes you look like a twat, even if the girl was being neurotic and unreasonable. have some decency and take the higher ground if she's putting you down in the dirt. why couldn't you respect yourself and end it ages ago if you were being "manipulated by her insecurities", anyway? so you were her bitch on a leash for a while until the opportunity cropped up to cheat on her? does sound very messy, yep...

oh and danish > french

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2011-06-19 15:48:50

#7781

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

Finray wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Broke up with girlfriend. Apparently I cheated on her. Shitty shitty situation.
apparently? if i'm too drunk to remember, i ain't getting it up anyways.
Us young 'uns still have lead in our pencil even when inebriated though.

sucks to be old, I guess.

E: though doesn't have a t at the end.

wait until you move on from wkd blues to mdma and cocaine.

then you feel like you have a small chinese mine of lead in your pencil, and instead you have the performance of a quadriplegic

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2011-06-19 15:49:30

#7782

CC-Marley: Member; +407|7031

Finray wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Broke up with girlfriend. Apparently I cheated on her. Shitty shitty situation.
apparently? if i'm too drunk to remember, i ain't getting it up anyways.
Us young 'uns still have lead in our pencil even when inebriated though.

sucks to be old, I guess.

E: though doesn't have a t at the end.

Silly kid. Talking about things you know nothing about.

2011-06-19 15:52:46

#7783

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers

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2011-06-19 16:11:14

#7784

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6700

Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers

but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers

2011-06-19 16:31:05

#7785

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5905|College Park, MD

13urnzz wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers

i'm not sure that's a bad thing, would you want someone else's fingers in you?

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2011-06-19 16:32:33

#7786

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

i love it when my gf fingers my asshole as i penetrate her body

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2011-06-19 16:37:07

#7787

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6700

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers
i'm not sure that's a bad thing, would you want someone else's fingers in you?

yes.

don't get me wrong, i like me and all, but yes.

2011-06-19 16:38:27

#7788

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5991|Catherine Black

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
13urnzz wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers
i'm not sure that's a bad thing, would you want someone else's fingers in you?

Try it up the japseye. Feels good man.

2011-06-19 16:43:19

#7789

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5561|London, England

Finray wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
13urnzz wrote:

but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers
i'm not sure that's a bad thing, would you want someone else's fingers in you?
Try it up the japseye. Feels good man.

Doesn't quite count when you do it to yourself, virgin.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-06-19 16:55:23

#7790

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6852

Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers

I didn't realise Houdini only had one finger, which he then lost to another hand, leaving him to take out his mopey-ness at people on the internet.

2011-06-19 16:57:01

#7791

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5561|London, England

ghettoperson wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
I didn't realise Houdini only had one finger, which he then lost to another hand, leaving him to take out his mopey-ness at people on the internet.

Hey that cool internet quiz says he can blame it on aspergers instead of the thousands of hours hes spent in his moms basement playing video games.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-06-19 16:57:18

#7792

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5905|College Park, MD

Finray wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
13urnzz wrote:

but, he has had more fingers than women. too bad they*re his own fingers
i'm not sure that's a bad thing, would you want someone else's fingers in you?
Try it up the japseye. Feels good man.

when I see that (or ass-licking) in porn it kinda kills my boner

2011-06-19 17:00:55

#7793

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

ghettoperson wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
I didn't realise Houdini only had one finger, which he then lost to another hand, leaving him to take out his mopey-ness at people on the internet.

haha

not many people know that houdini actually was minus one finger... he had a fake one which he kept a lockpick in for his hand-cuff escapes of early fame

but really it was just a contrived way of saying finray has had less than 4 women

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2011-06-19 17:06:42

#7794

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6852

And one of them is a thumb. Fat chick, perhaps?

2011-06-19 17:08:48

#7795

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

jenni

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2011-06-19 17:11:46

#7796

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6826|Little Bentcock

Uzique wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
Uzique wrote:
pretty sure finray has had less women than houdini had fingers
I didn't realise Houdini only had one finger, which he then lost to another hand, leaving him to take out his mopey-ness at people on the internet.
haha

not many people know that houdini actually was minus one finger... he had a fake one which he kept a lockpick in for his hand-cuff escapes of early fame

but really it was just a contrived way of saying finray has had less than 4 women

L
O
L

2011-06-19 17:24:33

#7797

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5991|Catherine Black

Uzique wrote:
jenni

Fuck, man, Jenni was barely a size 8, no way she was the fat one.

2011-06-19 17:28:56

#7798

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

lol i'm just kidding

jenni had a real tight coonch

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2011-06-19 17:31:12

#7799

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|5991|Catherine Black

tru dat.

2011-06-19 17:35:32

#7800

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6673

not when i was done with her though

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