No, he's a vacuous twat.
lol we're just fucking with him, it's not serious
I can't believe the big freaking deal you guys are making out of this. She isn't on my mind 24/7, I'm not constantly going to Vons 24/7, and I certainly haven't done anything wrong at all.
1st time I see her it's with my sisters and mother while we're making a big shopping trip. "Hey mom can you just go to the car so I can ask her out?" suuuuuuuuuuuure
2nd time I go to Vons she isn't there, big fucking deal, my life didn't end
3rd time she's there and I'm next in line but she goes out to the parking lot helping somebody bring their groceries to their vehicle.
Now, since this isn't a big freaking thing to me, I'm waiting until I get my lisence, I'm taking a car and going by myself and I'll ask her out then. No fucking way I'm asking her out whilst shopping with my mother.
You guys are acting like I'm a retard and my world is over because I'm not asking her out in ridiculously awkward situations.
fucks sake
1st time I see her it's with my sisters and mother while we're making a big shopping trip. "Hey mom can you just go to the car so I can ask her out?" suuuuuuuuuuuure
2nd time I go to Vons she isn't there, big fucking deal, my life didn't end
3rd time she's there and I'm next in line but she goes out to the parking lot helping somebody bring their groceries to their vehicle.
Now, since this isn't a big freaking thing to me, I'm waiting until I get my lisence, I'm taking a car and going by myself and I'll ask her out then. No fucking way I'm asking her out whilst shopping with my mother.
You guys are acting like I'm a retard and my world is over because I'm not asking her out in ridiculously awkward situations.
fucks sake
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
It's just that when you open a post with this,
we can't help but think you are obsessing over her..-Sh1fty- wrote:
Fuck - MY - LIFE
So when you do finally ask her out shifty, what do you intend to do? Go to a bar? siihb?
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
siihb
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Good man
I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.
how about you do your mod dutiesmcminty wrote:
It's just that when you open a post with this,we can't help but think you are obsessing over her..-Sh1fty- wrote:
Fuck - MY - LIFE
pretend he is from aussie land
If I knew what store that girl lives in, I'd fly over to the US and bone her just to spite shifty. Unless she's ugly as shite.
yeah im sure a fat asian murderer that dresses like a redneck could just so easily swipe shifty's prospective girls, ey
what a mack-daddy you are, cybargs
what a mack-daddy you are, cybargs
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You got it all wrong Uzique - he smokes so hes a bad boy in womens eyes. They're all over his puny dick.Uzique wrote:
yeah im sure a fat asian murderer that dresses like a redneck could just so easily swipe shifty's prospective girls, ey
what a mack-daddy you are, cybargs
EDIT: Oh and he shoots guns, so, you know.
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cybargs is such a joke that it's not even funny anymore
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but he's done time
or is that doing time
or is that doing time
♥
yeah he did 5 days in a 'you're naughty!' corner for murdering somebody in a car accident and now he's back out in the world, slaying chicks in california and engaging with the best minds of our generation once again in d&st
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Did he ever provide proof of any kind that any of his story had ever happened?
yeah and he also provided proof that all english literature courses at english universities are shit and full of gay buggery... in the form of a 'book review' for a book that doesn't exist, written by a polish student that was never born, published apparently somewhere immaterial. cybargs is amazing at proof. almost as good as he is at life in general.
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Get over yourself Uzique
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
children.. stop bickering.
thats just how i roll.Uzique wrote:
yeah he did 5 days in a 'you're naughty!' corner for murdering somebody in a car accident and now he's back out in the world, slaying chicks in california and engaging with the best minds of our generation once again in d&st
The funny thing is... shifty, if you even knew her name you could look her up on facebook to see if she has a boyfriend already. Of course, that would require your conversing with her without shitting or jizzing your pants...
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Talking is often a better first step than stalking, although the internet would like you to believe otherwiseJohnG@lt wrote:
The funny thing is... shifty, if you even knew her name you could look her up on facebook to see if she has a boyfriend already. Of course, that would require your conversing with her without shitting or jizzing your pants...
hey Kampcrasher, do a research - shifty's been posting in this thread for months, about his 'girl problems', when he actually hasn't talked to said girl . . .Kampframmer wrote:
Talking is often a better first step than stalking, although the internet would like you to believe otherwiseJohnG@lt wrote:
The funny thing is... shifty, if you even knew her name you could look her up on facebook to see if she has a boyfriend already. Of course, that would require your conversing with her without shitting or jizzing your pants...
I have read some of it, enough to understand the situation. I'm trying to encourage him to talk (a bit late though) instead of stalkburnzz wrote:
hey Kampcrasher, do a research - shifty's been posting in this thread for months, about his 'girl problems', when he actually hasn't talked to said girl . . .Kampframmer wrote:
Talking is often a better first step than stalking, although the internet would like you to believe otherwiseJohnG@lt wrote:
The funny thing is... shifty, if you even knew her name you could look her up on facebook to see if she has a boyfriend already. Of course, that would require your conversing with her without shitting or jizzing your pants...
You can't spell 'stalking' without 'talking'Kampframmer wrote:
Talking is often a better first step than stalking, although the internet would like you to believe otherwiseJohnG@lt wrote:
The funny thing is... shifty, if you even knew her name you could look her up on facebook to see if she has a boyfriend already. Of course, that would require your conversing with her without shitting or jizzing your pants...
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.