ghettoperson
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She sounds like she was a bitch anyway. Who says that to someone they're dating unless they want to hurt their feelings?
Sisco
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GR34 wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Sisco wrote:


Not necessarily. After my ex broke up with me, I had a casual sex relationship with a friend of mine. The first few night I couldn´t come now matter how long we fucked. Was good sex, too, just couldn´t finish, cause I got my head somewhere else.
Never saw the need to fake it though. Being friends before might make things less tense probably.
Your situation was totally different to his though. The natural progression of a couple is to be... turned on by each other. Clearly something went wrong.
was on like 90mg of prednasone at the time i cant do anything right when iam on that shit
Hahaha, I´m sorry for you, really, but this is just too funny
What a shit way to have a relationship ended...
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I met a beautiful woman today at Vons. I guess she works part-time as a grocery bag filler at the cash register. She's about my age, so she seems. Wish I had asked her out or smth. At least I know where she works now so I can stalk her amirite?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6901|Little Bentcock

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I met a beautiful woman today at Vons. I guess she works part-time as a grocery bag filler at the cash register. She's about my age, so she seems. Wish I had asked her out or smth. At least I know where she works now so I can stalk her amirite?
why not just ask her out. what could you lose.
mtb0minime
minimember
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"woman"
"about my age"

does not compute

But yeah, ask her out, but try to catch her during her break or whatever. If she's in the middle of bagging your shit, she'll probably laugh it off like it was a joke; customers will do that.

The worst that could happen is that you'll never get to shop there again. Which is alright because Vons is meh.

Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-12-06 21:39:59)

FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6778|so randum
just stick it in her butt tbqh. works for me
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Uzique
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laaaaaaaaaady in reeeeeeeeeeeeed
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6856|Columbus, OH

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I met a beautiful woman today at Vons. I guess she works part-time as a grocery bag filler at the cash register. She's about my age, so she seems. Wish I had asked her out or smth. At least I know where she works now so I can stalk her amirite?
I dunno Shift, I think, maybe, she is out of your league since she makes more money than you, but perhaps it's just me. Would it feel emasculating if she pays for most of the night at chucky cheese? Assuming she drives a Cavalier or Neon, do you feel uncomfortable having a woman take you places and outside of city limits?

Good Luck Mate
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
I don't know how I'd catch her on a break. I make more money then her when business isn't slow. Not too many companies need cabling these days it seems.

Anyway, I gave her an invitation to our Christmas show at church. Hope she'll come. I'm going back to Vons tonight.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Sturgeon
Member
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You're going for the third time in how many days? 3?

Seems a bit creepy, tone it down a bit you mug.
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
This will be the second time dude...

On a side note Vons sucks.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

I gave her an invitation to our Christmas show at church. Hope she'll come.
Yep she's bound to turn up you religious moron.
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
Fuck off Finny
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Toilet Sex
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ghettoperson
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Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I gave her an invitation to our Christmas show at church. Hope she'll come.
Yep she's bound to turn up you religious moron.
Even Finray knows this is a retarded idea.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
Oh for fucks sake it was an invitation for a Christmas program. Tis the season!

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2010-12-07 16:49:08)

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Gooners
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tis the season to exploit your religion in order to chop girls

YEEEEEEEEEEAH
ghettoperson
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Oh for fucks sake it was an invitation for a Christmas program. Tis the season!
Dude your church thinks dancing is evil. You couldn't get a religious person to visit, let alone someone who wasn't.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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With enough effort she might even SAY she sin't interested
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California
Look anyway...enough with the religion.

How the heck could I find out when she goes on break without spending hours at the store checking the bagging area frequently?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5980|College Park, MD
How about just going up to her and asking her out to coffee instead of trying to be some slick stalker creep?
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5752|Ventura, California

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

How about just going up to her and asking her out to coffee instead of trying to be some slick stalker creep?
I was thinking about that but I got a PM saying not to. I should never have come into this thread, my thoughts were much better before getting everybody's feedback here.

Anyway, there's a starbucks coffee shop inside the Vons so...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5980|College Park, MD
I mean yeah it might come off too strongly. You could just keep shopping there and if you happen to be in her line, just strike up a conversation. Ask her how her day is going, etc.

Frankly anything is better than observing her like some mock recon soldier, which is simply desperate and weird.
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6850

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I mean yeah it might come off too strongly. You could just keep shopping there and if you happen to be in her line, just strike up a conversation. Ask her how her day is going, etc.

Frankly anything is better than observing her like some mock recon soldier, which is simply desperate and weird.
and quite shifty some may say
Brasso
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+1,549|6909

Toilet Sex wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I mean yeah it might come off too strongly. You could just keep shopping there and if you happen to be in her line, just strike up a conversation. Ask her how her day is going, etc.

Frankly anything is better than observing her like some mock recon soldier, which is simply desperate and weird.
and quite shifty some may say
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