JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England
Yeh but would you rather get checked and be sure, or there be a tiny little chance?

You may have noticed by now, I'm really fucking paranoid about this shit haha
androoz
Banned
+137|5518|United States

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Yeh. No birth control is 100% effective. That said, I'm one of the people who worries about that shit. I don't want any chance of a kid. Others will probs tell you not to worry about it though.
Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
Can't you just pull out when you're about to cum to be even more safe while she's on BC and nut on her back/whatever you guys prefer? Or does the precum still have a high chance of getting her pregnant?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,984|6936|949

STD tests should be mandatory every year unless you are Flaming Maniac in which case it would be once a lifetime.

If you're sexually active you should get one done once a year, even if you are in a relationship.  You never know.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England

androoz wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Yeh. No birth control is 100% effective. That said, I'm one of the people who worries about that shit. I don't want any chance of a kid. Others will probs tell you not to worry about it though.
Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
Can't you just pull out when you're about to cum to be even more safe while she's on BC and nut on her back/whatever you guys prefer? Or does the precum still have a high chance of getting her pregnant?
Precum does have a small chance of getting a girl pregnant.

And glad it's not just me who thinks like that Ken
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6006|College Park, MD

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

STD tests should be mandatory every year unless you are Flaming Maniac in which case it would be once a lifetime.

If you're sexually active you should get one done once a year, even if you are in a relationship.  You never know.
Do I just call my physician and ask for an STD battery?
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m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6976|UK
hey Jak you didnt start your last post with a 'Yeh'

why?!!
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England
Haha, holy fuck. I didn't even realise I do that.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7084|Great Brown North

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Yeh. No birth control is 100% effective. That said, I'm one of the people who worries about that shit. I don't want any chance of a kid. Others will probs tell you not to worry about it though.
Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
get her to put it on

bonus points if she's talented enough to put it on with no hands......



man i miss my ex sometimes
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7061|Scotland

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Yeh. No birth control is 100% effective. That said, I'm one of the people who worries about that shit. I don't want any chance of a kid. Others will probs tell you not to worry about it though.
Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
If she gets pregnant she has the legal right to keep that information from her parents. You are both legal and of age to decide for yourselves, so she can decide to have an abortion without her parents knowing.

And who said the pill isn't 100% effective? It's 99.99999% effective, so whatever you do, she ain't gonna get pregnant man.

Wait, you said birth control, what exactly do you mean by that? Damn you're vague. Birth control can be any means of hormonal or physical method, you need to be specific. If she's on the contraceptive pill, you can bareback as much as you want without any fear.

And what krazed said, get her to put it on. Or get her to suck you off whilst you take it out of the wrapper or get it ready.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6842|Long Island, New York

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Gooners wrote:

flirt back? what stupid kind of question is this
well it's hard when i'm not vishnu like you, sorry

no but seriously, tips please.. how do i ask this girl to fellate me
Ask her if she'd like to see the major difference between a Jew and a Gentile.
"Slice and dice, baby."

(hopefully that's what you were referring to)

She's in my public speaking class and we "interviewed" each other and then "presented me" to the class...

sometimes you can just tell but the way people speak, and this girl kind of makes it obvious. love it
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England

Zimmer wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Yeh. No birth control is 100% effective. That said, I'm one of the people who worries about that shit. I don't want any chance of a kid. Others will probs tell you not to worry about it though.
Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
And who said the pill isn't 100% effective? It's 99.99999% effective, so whatever you do, she ain't gonna get pregnant man.
.
It's that tiny percentage that scares me though. As long as there is a chance, it could happen. And I'm sure it has.

EDIT- obviously not me we're talking about though lol. It's your choice Hurri

Last edited by JakAttaK (2010-02-02 15:44:59)

Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7061|Scotland

BBC health quote
The pill's effectiveness depends on how carefully it's used - it's more than 99 per cent effective when taken according to instructions. This means that fewer than one woman in 100 using this method for a year will get pregnant.
There is nothing to worry about.
Lai
Member
+186|6456

JakAttaK wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


Yeah I worry about it mostly because 1) she's 16 2) that'd mean scandal 3) her parents would sodomize me with branding irons 4) i can't afford a fuckin' kid

But I'd love to go bareback, especially since I often start losing my wood while I fuck around with putting on the condom. And idk, I figure if we do it on days where she's least fertile (girls have some sort of calculus that lets them figure out when their periods start/end, etc) it also helps mitigate the risk.

also inb4statutory, 16 is legal in Maryland
And who said the pill isn't 100% effective? It's 99.99999% effective, so whatever you do, she ain't gonna get pregnant man.
.
It's that tiny percentage that scares me though. As long as there is a chance, it could happen. And I'm sure it has.

EDIT- obviously not me we're talking about though lol. It's your choice Hurri
There is always a small percentage, even with both pill and condom. Certainly that small percentage is much greater for just condom compared to just the pill.

With 99.99999% security the risk of immaculate conception is greater. And imo if you're thát scared of having a child with the girl, you should probably not have sex with her at all.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6954

Zimmer wrote:

BBC health quote
The pill's effectiveness depends on how carefully it's used - it's more than 99 per cent effective when taken according to instructions. This means that fewer than one woman in 100 using this method for a year will get pregnant.
There is nothing to worry about.
Problem is girls are retarded and can forget to take it. If they forget once, there's a chance they'll get pregnant.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,984|6936|949

Zimmer wrote:

BBC health quote
The pill's effectiveness depends on how carefully it's used - it's more than 99 per cent effective when taken according to instructions. This means that fewer than one woman in 100 using this method for a year will get pregnant.
There is nothing to worry about.
But it's not 100% effective.  People still do get pregnant off the pill, condom usage, the shot, etc.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England

Lai wrote:

JakAttaK wrote:

Zimmer wrote:


And who said the pill isn't 100% effective? It's 99.99999% effective, so whatever you do, she ain't gonna get pregnant man.
.
It's that tiny percentage that scares me though. As long as there is a chance, it could happen. And I'm sure it has.

EDIT- obviously not me we're talking about though lol. It's your choice Hurri
There is always a small percentage, even with both pill and condom. Certainly that small percentage is much greater for just condom compared to just the pill.

With 99.99999% security the risk of immaculate conception is greater. And imo if you're thát scared of having a child with the girl, you should probably not have sex with her at all.
Alright, im not THAT worried.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7061|Scotland

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

BBC health quote
The pill's effectiveness depends on how carefully it's used - it's more than 99 per cent effective when taken according to instructions. This means that fewer than one woman in 100 using this method for a year will get pregnant.
There is nothing to worry about.
But it's not 100% effective.  People still do get pregnant off the pill, condom usage, the shot, etc.
Now we're just being para. You're not 100% sure you're going to live till tomorrow, but are you going stop everything you're doing because there might be a slight chance you don't? No. Same applies to this.

Stuff like this isn't 100% effective, but the pill is the most effective of the lot. Using a condom is less effective than the pill, but you still use one, right?
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6842|Long Island, New York
I know it's a quote from your average middle school sex ed class, but abstinence really is the only 100% surefire way to prevent pregnancy.

You shouldn't worry TOO much about it (i'm guilty of that even when I used a condom!), but I'd still use a condom even if she's on the pill.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6954

Zimmer wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

BBC health quote

There is nothing to worry about.
But it's not 100% effective.  People still do get pregnant off the pill, condom usage, the shot, etc.
Now we're just being para. You're not 100% sure you're going to live till tomorrow, but are you going stop everything you're doing because there might be a slight chance you don't? No. Same applies to this.

Stuff like this isn't 100% effective, but the pill is the most effective of the lot. Using a condom is less effective than the pill, but you still use one, right?
Read up ^^^. Girls can forget to take it one day, rendering it potentially useless. No such worries with a condom.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7061|Scotland

Poseidon wrote:

I know it's a quote from your average middle school sex ed class, but abstinence really is the only 100% surefire way to prevent pregnancy.
Or we could just all have gay sex.

@ ghetto, I read it. That's why there's the morning after pill, which is slightly less effective than the condom.

Then there's abortion.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6954

Dude, if they forget to take it they won't know the morning after.

Best solution is to 'accidentally' 'fall' and put all your weight on your knee on her lower stomach when you get out of bed, don't take any chances.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2010-02-02 16:27:24)

KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,984|6936|949

Zimmer wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

BBC health quote

There is nothing to worry about.
But it's not 100% effective.  People still do get pregnant off the pill, condom usage, the shot, etc.
Now we're just being para. You're not 100% sure you're going to live till tomorrow, but are you going stop everything you're doing because there might be a slight chance you don't? No. Same applies to this.

Stuff like this isn't 100% effective, but the pill is the most effective of the lot. Using a condom is less effective than the pill, but you still use one, right?
I'm not being paranoid, but to say "don't worry" when the outcome is an unwanted child is a little naive, don't ya think?

There's plenty of times I haven't used a condom, including when chicks have told me, "don't worry, i'm on the pill."  When I wake up in the morning or think about it I cross my fingers and hope I'm lucky.  I know exactly what I get into, and it's not 100% even when used correctly (which also isn't near 100% of the time), end of.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6842|Long Island, New York

Zimmer wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I know it's a quote from your average middle school sex ed class, but abstinence really is the only 100% surefire way to prevent pregnancy.
Or we could just all have gay sex.

@ ghetto, I read it. That's why there's the morning after pill, which is slightly less effective than the condom.

Then there's abortion.
I like that idea.

The gay sex, not the abortion. God loves all things with a heartbeat.

Except asian drivers.
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6631|England
I used to be like "ah yeh, fuck it, abortion will do it if it all fucks up"

Then we were made to watch a video on abortion in school and I'm not so sure anymore.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6954

The best solution is to rub your balls on a cell phone tower.

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