Protip: Don't cheat.
that's like a murderer telling people not to killIrishpride<3 wrote:
Protip: Don't cheat.
but yeah. exactly 'how far' did you cheat?
Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2009-11-14 09:04:48)
Not very. Well... It wasn't worth it. My girlfriend gives way better head anyways.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
that's like a murderer telling people not to killIrishpride<3 wrote:
Protip: Don't cheat.
but yeah. exactly 'how far' did you cheat?
just give him another shot
fucking hell i got limp dick
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
so this is the opposite of your previous encounters with ED.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
fucking hell i got limp dick
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
Epic trollHurricane2k9 wrote:
fucking hell i got limp dick
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
or
Epic fail
sorry bruh.
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=94671Hurricane2k9 wrote:
fucking hell i got limp dick
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
@Miggle and Ultra lulz yes
@Irish no I'm not trolling. My friend told me this happened to him once as well. wtf yo
@Irish no I'm not trolling. My friend told me this happened to him once as well. wtf yo
Pretty sure he's telling the truth.Irishpride<3 wrote:
Epic failHurricane2k9 wrote:
fucking hell i got limp dick
We were in my car, and we'd been making out and fooling around for a while, and eventually we felt ready to have sex. So I fully drop trou and... I start going limp. She tries reviving it, I try reviving it with a bit more success, but when we put the condom on the stupid fucking thing got limp again. And I couldn't get it up.
I'm not the world's fittest guy but I'm not so unfit that I would get ED like that. It's also obviously not the girl, because I had a raging hard-on for the longest time before. Was it too much foreplay? First time jitters? Should I buy some Viagra?
sorry bruh.
Eh. Don't do it in the car? That would be my first advice.
Also, who was doing all the foreplay? My guess it was you and she was kissing and touching you, but not doing anything serious. It needs to be 50/50 so you can enjoy it more. Make sure she knows that. 69er would work fine, but not in a car.
Don't take Viagra you idiot. Jesus.
lol.... take 2 and the next day watch her walk funny? .... and then go to the hospital
but really, it happens if you're the one doing everything, and cars fuck with your blood circulation and such
but really, it happens if you're the one doing everything, and cars fuck with your blood circulation and such
Krazed is correct.
Also, make sure she puts the condom on. Not you. Your concentration drifts to the actual action and then you go limp. And when it happens, don't start trying to revive it or shit, because it will just get worse, focus your thoughts on sexy/dirty stuff and continue making out.
Also, make sure she puts the condom on. Not you. Your concentration drifts to the actual action and then you go limp. And when it happens, don't start trying to revive it or shit, because it will just get worse, focus your thoughts on sexy/dirty stuff and continue making out.
Hmm... yeah it was sort of a joint task force in putting on the condom. I'll make sure she does it all next time. Thanks for the advice guys.
Oh for the love of god did you really just ask if you, of all people, should use viagra?
Hurri, it was probably first time jitters. If it happens a few more times then maybe you should look into the ED thing.
Sister's boyfriend... well ex-boyfriend... was training to be a SEAL (in BUDS right now). Went through Hell Week (for the third time, kept getting rolled out due to injury, heatstroke). After the week, she tries calling him, texting him, no responses, then went on facebook and found he defriended her, so there was no way to contact him. Tomorrow I'm picking her up from school and bringing her home for the holiday weekend, which = 2-hour car ride. Anything I should tell her? As the older brother I feel like I need to kick his ass, but besides that, could anyone offer any insight as to what happened with this guy? Apparently things were serious (he said he loved her ), but he doesn't have the balls to break up face-to-face. Could the third go, and finally passing, through Hell Week have changed him? (Probably sucked some dick to celebrate with his buds and liked it too much). I'm also 99% sure they weren't fooling around much either, so I doubt he was using her.
Have you considered the possibility that he still loves her, but sees no future in it so decided to break it off?mtb0minime wrote:
Sister's boyfriend... well ex-boyfriend... was training to be a SEAL (in BUDS right now). Went through Hell Week (for the third time, kept getting rolled out due to injury, heatstroke). After the week, she tries calling him, texting him, no responses, then went on facebook and found he defriended her, so there was no way to contact him. Tomorrow I'm picking her up from school and bringing her home for the holiday weekend, which = 2-hour car ride. Anything I should tell her? As the older brother I feel like I need to kick his ass, but besides that, could anyone offer any insight as to what happened with this guy? Apparently things were serious (he said he loved her ), but he doesn't have the balls to break up face-to-face. Could the third go, and finally passing, through Hell Week have changed him? (Probably sucked some dick to celebrate with his buds and liked it too much). I'm also 99% sure they weren't fooling around much either, so I doubt he was using her.
Doesn't making him anything less of a douche for breaking it off like this, but don't draw any conclusions on his motivations too fast.
I'm trying not to draw any conclusions at this point. He was a nice guy and this was completely unexpected, so I'm thinking there has to be some sort of reason. I'm just hoping I'll be able to provide some insight for her. I'm a guy and I have no idea why this happened, so hopefully some of you guys might
definitely. nervousness kills boners, in any circumstance. be confident man, she's your girl, you're the mack-daddy and she's yo' bitch!KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Hurri, it was probably first time jitters. If it happens a few more times then maybe you should look into the ED thing.
you dont have an erectile dysfunction, you just werent turned on because too many other things were running through your mind.
quit the paranoia.
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The thing is I felt pretty confident. Yeah, I guess it was that other things were running in my head. I also think that it was just too much foreplay so my primitive side of my mind decided that this specimen wasn't interested in mating.
too much foreplay on your part
you get distracted and away it goes lol
you get distracted and away it goes lol
Masturbate before you go out. Then it'll last longer when you do the hanky-panky and you'll be able to please her and impress her and leave her wanting more.
I remember my first (failed) time. Same thing happened. I was so concerned about getting my dick wet for the first time that I couldn't get it up when it counted. Ah, reminiscence!Hurricane2k9 wrote:
The thing is I felt pretty confident. Yeah, I guess it was that other things were running in my head. I also think that it was just too much foreplay so my primitive side of my mind decided that this specimen wasn't interested in mating.
The only time I ever go soft is if I get a handjob for too long. If I wanted a hand job I would do it myself. But luckily she is a smart girl and goes down on me to prick the prick up, then away we go. I'm guessing she didn't give head? If you try to get it up yourself it's never gonna happen. Also, was this with your GF or some girl, because I figured you had done it with your girl hurri.
My GF, and nah I haven't because we'd only been going out about a month and a half before I left for college and she wanted to take things slow. Then we figured we ought to go all the way when I come back. Which is what we tried, and failed at