Saturday was my 19th birthday, so on sunday, my girlfriend and her parents decided to treat me to a load of alcohol. I have been buzzed before, but never drunk, however, after eleven beers last night, I was defiantly drunk. But it's weird, its not like the way everyone always portrays it. I can remember most of the night, and my "hangover" was just a mild stomach ache. Granted I didn't go overboard, but I was defiantly far gone. I just remember I liked to talk- alot, random spasms and moving were highly entertaining, EVERYTHING was funny- I could not stop laughing, I was very narrow minded- I remember watching family guy, but I started to talk about the episode and then forgot it was on, balance was not too hard, but i stumbled alot, I would slur alot of words (also very funny), and my face felt like it had a very mild shot of novacane.
But everything felt kinda normal. The world was not spinning and everything was defiantly not blurry- I could see perfectly clear. Some would say I was not drunk yet, but I know I defiantly was. I guess the closest feeling would be when you stand up too fat and kinda black out, but this was all the time and entirely pleasurable. And I cannot stress enough that everything was funny. My dog was sitting in front of me at the dinner table so I dove off the chair at him and laughed my ass off. I was standing at the top of the stairs and kicked a tennis ball at my GF at the bottom and laughed my ass off. I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and laughed my ass off. One particularly odd moment involved me getting up to go to the bathroom, tripping and hitting a picture off a table, catching it, and running into the bathroom with it, of course while laughing.
I don't know why i have decided to share this with you guys. I know most of you have stories up the ass and frownify upon my night of fun. I guess I just wanted to write it down and just talk about it cause it was just that much fun.
(the preceding was pieced together from bits of memory, stories told to me, and alot of video my gf took)
But everything felt kinda normal. The world was not spinning and everything was defiantly not blurry- I could see perfectly clear. Some would say I was not drunk yet, but I know I defiantly was. I guess the closest feeling would be when you stand up too fat and kinda black out, but this was all the time and entirely pleasurable. And I cannot stress enough that everything was funny. My dog was sitting in front of me at the dinner table so I dove off the chair at him and laughed my ass off. I was standing at the top of the stairs and kicked a tennis ball at my GF at the bottom and laughed my ass off. I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and laughed my ass off. One particularly odd moment involved me getting up to go to the bathroom, tripping and hitting a picture off a table, catching it, and running into the bathroom with it, of course while laughing.
I don't know why i have decided to share this with you guys. I know most of you have stories up the ass and frownify upon my night of fun. I guess I just wanted to write it down and just talk about it cause it was just that much fun.
(the preceding was pieced together from bits of memory, stories told to me, and alot of video my gf took)
