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haffeysucks wrote:

NooBesT wrote:

Then Edward woke up from his horrible nightmare because his town was being raped by endless rain of bombs. He summoned up his strength, took a pokeball out of his pocket and shouted: "GO PIKACHU!"

Pikachu then wtfpwned all the bombers and their great adventure began.


Wait, this was already derailed. My bad.

the bomber's mommies herd abot the deths of theyre suns so they all cried GO GROUND POKEMON and told them to use erthquak.  pikachu dyed.

Snorlax pwns Pikachu thought Edward. And so reached for his second pokeball.

"Go Snorlax!" he cried, with such force that the zombies within 2 miles suddenly converged on his location at no more than a slow waltz pace.

"Meowth, that's right" What a plot twist, suddenly facing a horde of zombies, was not Edwards strongest pokemon, but a lousy Meowth he had won in a bet.

Dare Edward dare to return Meowth and replace for snorlax? It was too late to second guess his fatal mistake now, as Meowth was ripped to shreds by a pack of zombie dogs bursting through a nearby alleyway.

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-09-28 14:26:14)

Little did Robert Neville know that AM frequencies cause your testicles to shrivel and fall off. In shock and horror, he drowned himself in the toilet.

And delicious bacon it was.

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

And delicious bacon it was.

That's why he was saving it.

Overjoyed by the fact that he was still alive, Robert Neville decided to live life to the fullest and fulfill his dream of becoming a male prostitute. His customers were mainly male zombies.

Well this went to shit lol.

It turned out the candy was actually Viagra which happens to be part of the zombie food pyramid. Robert Neville realized he did not need a head anyway, and continued to service male zombies with his remaining orifices.

The creators then remembered how much they love male prostitutes, and Robert Neville was hired by them for approximately 28 days.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Another thhtt attempt at attention seeking?

Anyone gonna call pedobear into it?

Much lulz were had.