Don't bathe, fart alot, and tell her she is fat.
Confidence is the name of the game.
#rekt
Where do you live. Because everything you said is wrong about what women want.Hakei wrote:
ITT relationship newfags.
Women don't go for a guy with money, only ugly lazy people say that. Personality is your friend.
Women want 2 things in a relationship - Physical security and a good personality, IF they get married then yes, money comes into (They seek financial security, it's hardly money digging). Anything on top of that is a bonus. That's why you'll never see a small mouthy little shit with a woman, they all laugh at him because well, small man syndrome isn't a turn on.
Lastly, have some balls and go talk to her, what's the worst that can happen, she says she's taken and you smile, pretend you just wanted a conversation or something - don't let it ruin you.
So they want to treat a man as a bank and a pet?Jackabo wrote:
A woman wants someone who can make her happy at any stage. They want someone who's funny, charming and sensitive. Tough guys who get married either get divorced or say married and beat their wives.
this thread has made me laugh...thanks guys...needed that
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So going off personality alone, I could charm you over the net.tuckergustav wrote:
this thread has made me laugh...thanks guys...needed that
Bet ya wish you never revealed you were a woman now eh? Got me and all my 13 year old friends after you.
A bit of a generalisation. My Dad is a big tough guy and he never hit or threatened to hit me, my brothers or my mother... he was a caring father who provided well for his family, he still is.Jackabo wrote:
A woman wants someone who can make her happy at any stage. They want someone who's funny, charming and sensitive. Tough guys who get married either get divorced or say married and beat their wives.
Any guy can get with any girl. Confidence is the key.
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Any guy can get with any girl. Confidence is the key.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Confident enough?
Nice eyebrows.Roc18 wrote:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108 … igCash.jpg.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Any guy can get with any girl. Confidence is the key.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Confident enough?
Copy pasta.
copypasta much..Roc18 wrote:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108 … igCash.jpg.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Any guy can get with any girl. Confidence is the key.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Confident enough?
Guidos are the worst scum....
Holy David P..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Guidos are the worst scum....
watjord wrote:
Holy David P..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Guidos are the worst scum....
Lol I actually got that.jord wrote:
Holy David P..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Guidos are the worst scum....
i didnt. Enlighten me pl0xwah1188 wrote:
Lol I actually got that.jord wrote:
Holy David P..:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Guidos are the worst scum....
Stop right there criminal scum!
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
mission accomplished...the personality that you ooze over the internet has convinced me to leave my husband and come live with you...you have money right?...loljord wrote:
So going off personality alone, I could charm you over the net.tuckergustav wrote:
this thread has made me laugh...thanks guys...needed that
Bet ya wish you never revealed you were a woman now eh? Got me and all my 13 year old friends after you.
...
Miggle wrote:
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com … alcash.jpg
Stop right there criminal scum!
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
Hey Faggots,
My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of Pokemon you raised with duped candy.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading Pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any Pokemon on the first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.
Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.
Something quite alike. brace yourself for douchebaggery. (SFW)
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
damn, this kid looks like he's wearing eyelinerRoc18 wrote:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108 … igCash.jpg.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Any guy can get with any girl. Confidence is the key.
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Confident enough?
my only rule is...
if you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever
coz friendship never ends
yeah?
if you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever
coz friendship never ends
yeah?
lol first thing i thought ofRoosterCantrell wrote:
Something quite alike. brace yourself for douchebaggery. (SFW)
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
shut upmkxiii wrote:
my only rule is...
if you wanna be my lover,
you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever
coz friendship never ends
yeah?
you just need to know that you are the motherfucking man.
straight up.
i dont waste my time with chicks unless they are drop dead, take your breath away beautiful.
confidence is the key.
business cards help as well
straight up.
i dont waste my time with chicks unless they are drop dead, take your breath away beautiful.
confidence is the key.
business cards help as well