De_Jappe
Triarii
+432|6739|Belgium

Don't talk about it. Knock on the door next time you're going in, even if you think it's only the dog.
Mavik
Member
+22|5988|Germany

killer21 wrote:

You don't know the sounds of people having sex?  How old are you again?
Must.. resist.. urge..

I could post now, that.. no.. don't want to get banned.. and you don't say something like that about another ones mother..
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6665|The Twilight Zone

De_Jappe wrote:

Don't talk about it. Knock on the door next time you're going in, even if you think it's only the dog.
Yes! Always knock on the door before entering your parent's bedroom. <---tip of the day lol
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Lynx14
Member
+41|6182

oug wrote:

5 pages into this and still no pics


w t f
LOL
Saint_445
Member
+5|6328

Freezer7Pro wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

What do you want advice on, how to sneak in and watch without them knowing?
What to do, if I should shut up, talk to her about it, make a big deal of it, blackmail her, etc.
If shes still with your dad, you can either:

1. Talk to your dad, and they'll more than likely get divorced.
2. Talk to mommy, and tell her to do the right thing, and they'll more than likely get divorced.
3. Talk to nobody and your dad will probably find out anyway, and they'll more than likely get divorced.

If shes not with your dad, grow up, its just sex, she deserves to have it. One day you'll be able to have it too.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6665|The Twilight Zone

Saint_445 wrote:

...its just sex, she deserves to have it. One day you'll be able to have it too.
ROFL
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Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6498|eng
Even the balance and fuck your dog.
#rekt
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|6761|UK

''Ack, a'll never look at him the same way again''
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6186|England

the slut
SealXo
Member
+309|6748
LOL your mom sounds like a dog during sex.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6680
Bertster7
Confused Pothead
+1,101|6793|SE London

Poseidon wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

maybe a month ago.
they've probably fucked over 9000 times by now then
Wow. That's once every 5 minutes for the whole month.

I'm pretty keen on sex, but I don't think I could manage 300 times a day.
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6186|England

Bertster7 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

maybe a month ago.
they've probably fucked over 9000 times by now then
Wow. That's once every 5 minutes for the whole month.

I'm pretty keen on sex, but I don't think I could manage 300 times a day.
his scouter must be broken
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6209

SealXo wrote:

LOL your mom sounds like a dog during sex.
Oh baby *woof* Woof it in *woof*!
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6665|The Twilight Zone

Bertster7 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

maybe a month ago.
they've probably fucked over 9000 times by now then
Wow. That's once every 5 minutes for the whole month.

I'm pretty keen on sex, but I don't think I could manage 300 times a day.
OC your dingle plox.
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oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6650
OMG you caught your mom doing exactly what she did to create you.  You also caught her enjoying herself.  You should thank her for still being willing to work on her stroke, lol no pun intended.

I really wish sex wasn't so taboo, it's the most natural thing on the planet, and should in no way be regarded as gross, distasteful, or negative.  I mean seeing old titties flopping about isn't the best mental picture in the world, but I could think of a million worse things to see that happen everyday...

You open a door without knocking, you deserve everything you see...

Last edited by oChaos.Haze (2008-08-08 12:33:03)

`MetaL*
Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.
+45|5966
Dude you'll get over it.
I've walked in on my dad doing my mom in the living room and I got over it in less than a week.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6431|Phoenix, AZ

kptk92 wrote:

Oh my God so that guy who walked in was YOU?!
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.
SealXo
Member
+309|6748

Nordemus wrote:

SealXo wrote:

LOL your mom sounds like a dog during sex.
Oh baby *woof* Woof it in *woof*!
i bet they were doing it



'doggy' style
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6903|Devon, England

Mavik wrote:

War Man wrote:

Edit: I was referring to doing the thing with young guys
What's wrong with doing it with young guys?

And @Mek-Stizzle: If she is divorced - you think only the man gets to have fun again? Should she rather burn herself on a pyre?
Gayest quote of the thread.

And lol Freezer, unlucky... XD
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6712|so randum
was he hot?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Roc18
`
+655|6003|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

`MetaL* wrote:

Dude you'll get over it.
I've walked in on my dad doing my mom in the living room and I got over it in less than a week.
Easier said than done...
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6672|UK

Mint Sauce wrote:

Even the balance and fuck your dog.
Haha!
PeoNinja
Ninja Fart - Silent but Deadly
+31|6410
In situations like these one I go for humor to counter the awkwardness.

You could get your mom a sign like this and tell her to hang it from of her bedroom door.

https://deco-00.slide.com/r/1/136/dl/2B4j9glMsj_JBr4gDF-bWos8gUBUNluU/large_square

Last edited by PeoNinja (2008-08-08 16:36:04)

m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6883|UK
i got a mate who walked in on her dad doing her mother doggy style in the bath.

And freezer i bet you knocked one out straight away didn't you?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

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