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#rekt
Ask him what i should have for dinner tonight, tell him i had fillet of pork last night and i was hoping for something along the lines of salad tonight but i'll respect his choices either way.
wow...real tough guy. good job.
A retarded tough guy, as he was talking to a spider all night long.usmarine wrote:
wow...real tough guy. good job.
Because I hate them and I think they're gross, not because I'm scared of themTheAussieReaper wrote:
That's incredibly stupid if you don't mind me saying so.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
I hate those things. I don't even want to go near them. I break out the vacuum and suck those bastards up.
A daddy long legs is completely harmless to you, but will hunt and kill flies, roaches and other pest insects inside your home.
If it was a venomous spider that could do you harm, then by all means kill it. But why would you kill something that is helping you?
Couldn't live without it, every insect that is annoying me is toast. Except spiders, because they are actually usefull.
You were playing TF2 and he was spying on you... He's not a spider, he's a French guy in a balaclava who was going to backstab you!
Kill him with your wrench!
Kill him with your wrench!
qftBlackKoala wrote:
A retarded tough guy, as he was talking to a spider all night long.usmarine wrote:
wow...real tough guy. good job.
I came home and found the bastard to be dead (whatever he was). I took the opportunity to throw my fist in the air and do a quick dance. So then it was time to get rid of him. I lifted the bottle concealing him and threw him into the sink, where I preceded to send him to a watery grave. It was then I realised he couldn't get down the fucking plughole, so I turned the tap off - then the bugger started moving again, so I went to grab a tissue to suffocate him or throw him out of the window. I did the latter, and laughed as he fell to the floor.
No bugs come in my room or I'll fuck em up
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Ah my Uncle had one of those. I loved it.']['error.V2 wrote:
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Couldn't live without it, every insect that is annoying me is toast. Except spiders, because they are actually usefull.
wut if they get lost and are innocent?kptk92 wrote:
qftBlackKoala wrote:
A retarded tough guy, as he was talking to a spider all night long.usmarine wrote:
wow...real tough guy. good job.
I came home and found the bastard to be dead (whatever he was). I took the opportunity to throw my fist in the air and do a quick dance. So then it was time to get rid of him. I lifted the bottle concealing him and threw him into the sink, where I preceded to send him to a watery grave. It was then I realised he couldn't get down the fucking plughole, so I turned the tap off - then the bugger started moving again, so I went to grab a tissue to suffocate him or throw him out of the window. I did the latter, and laughed as he fell to the floor.
No bugs come in my room or I'll fuck em up
In Pennsylvania, this is what we call a "Daddy long legs"
It is not really a spider, although it has 8 legs, and those aren't fangs, they are little feet that can pick up food and deliver it to the mouth, totally harmless.
It is not really a spider, although it has 8 legs, and those aren't fangs, they are little feet that can pick up food and deliver it to the mouth, totally harmless.
Sausagesomerandomwebpage wrote:
Although they resemble spiders, daddy long-legs, more correctly called harvestmen, are neither spiders nor insects."
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Same here. I kill all spiders except for daddy long legs...I just trap 'em and let 'em go. They eat annoying insects IIRC.jamiet757 wrote:
In Pennsylvania, this is what we call a "Daddy long legs"
It is not really a spider, although it has 8 legs, and those aren't fangs, they are little feet that can pick up food and deliver it to the mouth, totally harmless.
http://www.wide-eyed.org/images/article … loseup.jpgSausagesomerandomwebpage wrote:
Although they resemble spiders, daddy long-legs, more correctly called harvestmen, are neither spiders nor insects."
I hate spiders, moths, roaches etc, I can't stand them. If I see one in my room I'll kill the bastard.
That said, I have a relatively large daddy long legs outside my bedroom door. We also have an unspoken agreement: he stays outside my room and kills mozzies and other bugs, and I don't drench him in insecticide. I hope he keeps his end of the deal up, he makes a good sentry.
That said, I have a relatively large daddy long legs outside my bedroom door. We also have an unspoken agreement: he stays outside my room and kills mozzies and other bugs, and I don't drench him in insecticide. I hope he keeps his end of the deal up, he makes a good sentry.
I don't fucking care IM ARD LOLMAGUIRE93 wrote:
wut if they get lost and are innocent?kptk92 wrote:
qftBlackKoala wrote:
A retarded tough guy, as he was talking to a spider all night long.
I came home and found the bastard to be dead (whatever he was). I took the opportunity to throw my fist in the air and do a quick dance. So then it was time to get rid of him. I lifted the bottle concealing him and threw him into the sink, where I preceded to send him to a watery grave. It was then I realised he couldn't get down the fucking plughole, so I turned the tap off - then the bugger started moving again, so I went to grab a tissue to suffocate him or throw him out of the window. I did the latter, and laughed as he fell to the floor.
No bugs come in my room or I'll fuck em up
Yeah I almost forgot about that, they eat bugs like spiders, but they don't bite you with fangs so they aren't scary.Poseidon wrote:
Same here. I kill all spiders except for daddy long legs...I just trap 'em and let 'em go. They eat annoying insects IIRC.jamiet757 wrote:
In Pennsylvania, this is what we call a "Daddy long legs"
It is not really a spider, although it has 8 legs, and those aren't fangs, they are little feet that can pick up food and deliver it to the mouth, totally harmless.
http://www.wide-eyed.org/images/article … loseup.jpgSausagesomerandomwebpage wrote:
Although they resemble spiders, daddy long-legs, more correctly called harvestmen, are neither spiders nor insects."
I fucking hate daddy long legs, annoying bastards that just bobble around and try to rape me.
I catch bugs and throw them out of the window, I prefer the challenge of cornering wasps, fast spiders, bees and moths, only women squash insects
Well I trapped mine first tbhI'm Jamesey wrote:
I catch bugs and throw them out of the window, I prefer the challenge of cornering wasps, fast spiders, bees and moths, only women squash insects
I didn't list daddy long legs because they're so easy to catch it's not even worth getting out of the chair.
tru dat all i had to do was punch it and it fell into a glassI'm Jamesey wrote:
I didn't list daddy long legs because they're so easy to catch it's not even worth getting out of the chair.
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I hope you get tortured one day tbh.
Thanks usmarineusmarine wrote:
I hope you get tortured one day tbh.
wut if i got lost ina spider costume and was siting on your wall?kptk92 wrote:
I don't fucking care IM ARD LOLMAGUIRE93 wrote:
wut if they get lost and are innocent?kptk92 wrote:
qft
I came home and found the bastard to be dead (whatever he was). I took the opportunity to throw my fist in the air and do a quick dance. So then it was time to get rid of him. I lifted the bottle concealing him and threw him into the sink, where I preceded to send him to a watery grave. It was then I realised he couldn't get down the fucking plughole, so I turned the tap off - then the bugger started moving again, so I went to grab a tissue to suffocate him or throw him out of the window. I did the latter, and laughed as he fell to the floor.
No bugs come in my room or I'll fuck em up
welcome.kptk92 wrote:
Thanks usmarineusmarine wrote:
I hope you get tortured one day tbh.
srsly, what kind of emo sits there and pulls legs off of a spider?
He'd run away for fear of being raped.MAGUIRE93 wrote:
wut if i got lost ina spider costume and was siting on your wall?kptk92 wrote:
I don't fucking care IM ARD LOLMAGUIRE93 wrote:
wut if they get lost and are innocent?