What the eff? My wife and I went out last night to run a few errands and to grab some dinner. We figured we would take advantage of having a sitter so our first trip was to the mall. She is looking at dresses for a wedding we have to go to so I decide to salvage any manhood I have left and go find something else to do. I go up the escalator in Macy's to head for Sears and I walk by some gay man's make up hoopty with techno music blaring watching guys trim their fucking eye brows and get into the main part of the mall. I'm passing stores giving them a quick glance, Gap Eew), Abercrombie & Fitch (fags), Orange Julious stand (one please), Victoria Secrets ( I'd bang some of the manaquins), Sports Memorabilia store (she will kill me), and then I see a shoe store. Hmmm. I think I will buy a new pair of sneakers .I mean I have a few pairs of ratty old Nike's I wear to the gym and I usually wear dress shoes for work, boots in the yard, casual shoes when we go out so I am going to treat myself to some sneaks. What the fuck? What is with the sneakers these days? I don't want some stupid design on it and I certainly dont want a pair of velcro fuckin moon boots with neon green laces. Anyways, I bought a pair of plain K-Swiss shoes. I would take a picture and post them but her sister borrowed our dig cam and most importantly nobody probably friggin cares. Here is a pic I got online, what do you wear?
Malloy must go