I think I'll go with Alice Cooper (yes, he's still alive). He does some really sweet stuff on stage. I <3 the beheading, blood splattering and ramming a wooden flock though a baby
This makes me sound like a crazy axe murderer I'm a nice guy, really!
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.