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It has come to my attention, that many people here have never actually seen Father Ted.

Father Ted was a comedy programme, revolving around the life of one priest, Father Ted, and to a lesser extent the people he lives with (Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle.

As wikipedia writes:

wikipedia wrote:

The show follows the exploits of three Roman Catholic priests who preside over a parish on Craggy Island, located off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal McGuire and the retired Father Jack Hackett live together in Craggy Island's parochial house, along with their housekeeper Mrs Doyle, who "keeps Craggy Island Parochial House floating on a sea of tea" according to official synopses.

The three priests answer to the fierce, uncompromising Bishop Len Brennan, who makes frequent visits to the island, often to cast his disapproving eye over the trio and their backwater parish. He is apparently responsible for their exile to the less-than-desirable island parish - the reasons for the move are hinted at across the several seasons. They appear to stem from a mixture of incompetence and embarrassing conduct: Father McGuire due to his incompetence (with particular regard to "the Blackrock Incident", in which a large number of lives were irreparably damaged although they were "only nuns"); Father Hackett because of his alcoholism and implied womanising, which caused severe embarrassment to the Catholic Church; and Father Crilly for alleged financial impropriety. Ted still insists he was innocent, regularly claiming that "the money was just resting in my account", and that it was "a perfectly legitimate monetary transfer".

The show also introduced many catchphrases that are well known in Ireland and Britain, most notably Mrs Doyle's "Go on, go on" and Father Jack's cursing, mostly monosyllabic expletives including and almost entirely limited to "Drink!", "Feck!", "Arse!", "Girls!" and "Gobshite!".
My favourite clips follow - watch em all!
















Enjoy!
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i g
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so your name isnt ted?
MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
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Not that funny. And i thought your name was ted and you had children.

Last edited by MAGUIRE93 (2008-07-23 19:00:39)

Doctor Strangelove
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i g wrote:

so your name isnt ted?
Real Name: James Ward

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-07-23 19:03:47)

i g
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DoctaStrangelove wrote:

i g wrote:

so your name isnt ted?
Real Name: James Ward
that's jamie to you
FatherTed
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DoctaStrangelove wrote:

i g wrote:

so your name isnt ted?
Real Name: James Ward
Jamie will do nicely thanks.
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Defiance
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It's alright, but damn, the writers must love WWII.
bakinacake
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My last name is ward also.
https://i.imgur.com/LGvbJjT.jpg
AussieReaper
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The show was the Vicar of Dibley if she were a man.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

"coz you a far cry from acclaim nigga ubisoft"
kptk92
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+972|5162|tc_london
Ted, we don't care
TimmmmaaaaH
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DoctaStrangelove wrote:

i g wrote:

so your name isnt ted?
Real Name: James Patrick Ward
need middle name too
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FatherTed
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TimmmmaaaaH wrote:

DoctaStrangelove wrote:

i g wrote:

so your name isnt ted?
Real Name: James Patrick Ward
need middle name too
Patrick Francis
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Mekstizzle
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+3,609|5375|London, England
I'm still gonna call you ted, or wanker. One of those two
CameronPoe
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It's amazing that Radovan Karadzic managed to lead a successful life in Father Ted and then with the Dubliners.
usmarine2
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Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I'm still gonna call you ted, or wanker. One of those two
FatherTed
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Mek-Stizzle wrote:

I'm still gonna call you ted, or wanker. One of those two
acceptable.



Has anyone even watched the clips?!?
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mkxiii
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thank god this is about the show jamie. when i saw the thread title i thought youd gone on a massive ego trip of the two week vacation variety
FatherTed
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mkxiii wrote:

thank god this is about the show jamie. when i saw the thread title i thought youd gone on a massive ego trip of the two week vacation variety
pssh.

I could do that.

Suggestions on a SAE please
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Nordemus
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They suck.
FatherTed
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Nordemus wrote:

They suck.
who the fuck is they?
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Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
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FatherTed wrote:

Nordemus wrote:

They suck.
who the fuck is they?
You and the fags that live on Craggy Island with you.

Nordemus
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FatherTed wrote:

Nordemus wrote:

They suck.
who the fuck is they?
Father Ted sucks. What? That I will leave to your imagination ^^
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Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|5217|Tyne & Wear, England
I've seen every episode, that racist one was classic.

I rank Father Ted up there with some of the greatest ever comedy series'.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
FatherTed
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KILLSWITCH wrote:

I've seen every episode, that racist one was classic.

I rank Father Ted up there with some of the greatest ever comedy series'.
I like this man.

the rest of you can go snort anthrax
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I'm Jamesey
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I never liked the shows, but I remember a newspaper headline "FATHER TED IS DEAD". Always thought that's a pretty disrespectful way to report an actor's death, comedian or not.

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