Pick-up lines that work

2008-07-10 13:48:40

#51

Lynx14: Member; +41|6418

djphetal wrote:
"Hey there, do you have a quarter, because I don't have any change for the meter..."
Or
"Hi, do you know the time, because I have a meeting that I'm afraid I'm late for..."
Or
"Hi what did you order? That looks good... I might get that..."

See, the thing about mine is that they're not creepy as fuck. Seriously. You see a girl you want to talk to, ask her one of those questions, then you can thank her and converse about it.

WRONNNNG none of that will work.

So tell me djphetal does this smell anything like chloroform to you?

2008-07-10 14:02:16

#52

A12345: Member; +77|6918

i dont know man, just talk to them for like a minute and youll be able to tell if theyre receptive or interested, or better yet if theyre interesting. i hate girls who think all they have to do is look pretty and wait for guys to try and impress them while all they do is sit there quietly never talking to anyone just look for the cool girls, the ones that are telling the jokes to their friends and are basically the ring leader of the group, those are the interesting girls. met one like that once who said "hi" by punching me in the kidney, pretty interesting girl. and the whole intimate thing works after a few weeks, told a girl id like to have a daughter one day and that really set her off.

2008-07-10 14:02:48

#53

kptk92: u; +972|6856|tc_london

hey baby theres a party in my armour and you're invited

2008-07-10 15:44:54

#54

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6734|eng

Tonight baaabyy, i wanna get freeakyy with youu!

I wanna lick you up and down, ohh baby!

Get in my car or i'll stab you, bitch!

All work fine.

#rekt

2008-07-10 21:11:03

#55

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7049|132 and Bush

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-07-10 21:28:06

#56

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6601|what

Man I'm so high right now, or are you angels flying lower?

2008-07-10 21:44:44

#57

Lynx14: Member; +41|6418

Lynx14 wrote:
"Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?"

2008-07-10 21:50:52

#58

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7070|Little Bentcock

1927 wrote:
Or wait outside the dole office (thats benefits for non brits) first thing Monday morning and as she comes out pushing baby Chesney say "How much you got there? Wanna double it?"

classy women there, tbh.

2008-07-10 21:51:14

#59

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7222|Noizyland

"If I flipped a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2008-07-10 21:55:53

#60

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6412|London, England

Ty wrote:
"If I flipped a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?"

50/50

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2008-07-10 21:58:46

#61

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6409|Washington DC

Mutantsteak wrote:
Ty wrote:
"If I flipped a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?"
50/50

not if she's a cheap whore, then it's 100%

2008-07-10 22:52:07

#62

Defiance: Member; +438|7119

Surprisingly this thread is going back and forth on if they actually work. Well, they don't, but they can be used as a joke and jokes are good.

Other then that they're shit.

2008-07-11 09:27:36

#63

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6887|Brisbane, Australia

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Fuck you bitch.

Always work with a charm. Girls love assholes.

It is funny cause you are going to jail

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2008-07-11 09:45:36

#64

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6856|Somersetshire

most pick up lines work simply because they are corny

my little tactic is to flirt and then use a pickup line
it makes them laugh, then BAM!!!!

you've got them interested

2008-07-11 11:52:45

#65

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6574|So Cal

"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!"

"I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?"

"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

2008-07-11 11:53:48

#66

i g: Banned; +876|6312|GA

GraphicArtist J wrote:
"Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?"

rofl

2008-07-11 12:29:26

#67

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6921|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I guarantee you these won't work.

"Do you girls want some pussy?"
"Put your lips on my dick and suck my asshole too! "
"Well well, seems like the Hilton sisters are on a night out!"
"I've got 200GB porn back home. If you reject me it's not the end of the world."
"Give me pussy, I know you have some!"
In a bar, walk up to a girl, drop a piece of ice from your drink on the floor, crush it "Now that we broke the ice, let's get to know eachother!"
"Girls do you wanna come over to my place and watch some radio?"
"Wanna fuck?" *slap* "Oh, so I guess you don't wanna blow me either?"
"You wanna come over to my place and watch me pass out?"

2008-07-11 21:09:32

#68

skipper2666: Go Canucks Go!; +13|6763|Canada BC

This works some times worked for me while I was camping, was sitting there playing cards saw two girls sititng there, my age 16, and I said wanna play "somethign like that works better than some pickup line" and they played and well we got to talking and well one thing leads to another

2008-07-11 21:16:49

#69

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

"When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons."

2008-07-12 02:15:03