Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

2008-07-09 10:21:32

#51

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6644

Peter wrote:
SealXo wrote:
LOL FF?!?!?!

it goes
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FF

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FAT CHICK ALERT
Someones never been close to a girl.

The letters are the cup size, saying how big the boobs are. (A=small FF=huge)

Numbers is the measurement around the chest, in inches. When this is large is when they are fat.

You can have skinny chicks with big tits you know. 34 is hardly that fat.

Faggots it goes liek this:

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Spoiler (highlight to read):
Now I know my bra sizes next time show your tits to me

2008-07-09 10:24:48

#52

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6855|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Gooners wrote:
Peter wrote:
SealXo wrote:
LOL FF?!?!?!

it goes
a
b
c
d
DD
..
..
F
FF

M

FAT CHICK ALERT
Someones never been close to a girl.

The letters are the cup size, saying how big the boobs are. (A=small FF=huge)

Numbers is the measurement around the chest, in inches. When this is large is when they are fat.

You can have skinny chicks with big tits you know. 34 is hardly that fat.
Faggots it goes liek this:

A
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Now I know my bra sizes next time show your tits to me

a
á
b
d
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h
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Icelandic alphabet ftw.

2008-07-09 10:28:57

#53

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6492|Sheffield-England

I size boobs by:

No boobs
Small
Medium
Large
Very Big
Holyshit large

Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-07-09 10:39:50)

2008-07-09 10:37:07

#54

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6285

in her 34FF bra

ugh

2008-07-09 10:38:23

#55

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6285

You guys know so much about boobs you are really missing the point.

2008-07-09 10:41:27

#56

chittydog: less busy; +586|6847|Kubra, Damn it!

DesertFox- wrote:
How is this news? It'd make a funny story, but someone decides to call a newspaper about it. Weird tbh

It's not news, but they print it (and we read it) because we love boobies. Judging by the pics, I'd say she just called the newspaper for a chance to appear in a bra. She looks so proud, and at 34FF, it's likely she bought those babies.

2008-07-09 12:36:35

#57

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6512|so randum

FatherTed wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/BatBra_450x400.jpg

lol at face....but i would

http://www.eadt.co.uk/s24/assets/images … 101402.jpg
Dude, I was eating. First you show me a pic of that, and then you say "I would". I think I threw up a little inside.
Who doesn't love easy sluts once in a while

It goes like so:

Nice girls are amazing, funny, hot, all the good shit.

But after a while you just want to properly bang the fuck out of something. That's where sluts like her come into it.

It's a bit like eating posh, but after a while you just crave a dirty burger!

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-07-09 12:41:37

#58

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6355|tropical regions of london

you are wise for your age

2008-07-09 12:43:48

#59

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|6768|Scotland

FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Zimmer wrote:

Dude, I was eating. First you show me a pic of that, and then you say "I would". I think I threw up a little inside.
Who doesn't love easy sluts once in a while
It goes like so:

Nice girls are amazing, funny, hot, all the good shit.

But after a while you just want to properly bang the fuck out of something. That's where sluts like her come into it.

It's a bit like eating posh, but after a while you just crave a dirty burger!

Oh, no, I agree. But I wouldn't bang the fuck out of a girl who looks like a man.

2008-07-09 12:44:40

#60

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6355|tropical regions of london

its all the same with the lights off

2008-07-09 12:49:24

#61

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|6855|Reykjavík, Iceland.

God Save the Queen wrote:
its all the same with the lights off

You don't touch them?

2008-07-09 12:52:47

#62

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6475|meh-land

this thread wreaks of blowhardery and massive rl fail

tbh

2008-07-09 12:53:18

#63

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6512|so randum

Zimmer wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

Who doesn't love easy sluts once in a while
It goes like so:

Nice girls are amazing, funny, hot, all the good shit.

But after a while you just want to properly bang the fuck out of something. That's where sluts like her come into it.

It's a bit like eating posh, but after a while you just crave a dirty burger!
Oh, no, I agree. But I wouldn't bang the fuck out of a girl who looks like a man.

Ah she could do something with her hair, but yeh the other pics are a bit like "wtf, she's on meth".

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-07-09 12:53:20

#64

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6644

Blehm98 wrote:
this thread wreaks of blowhardery and massive rl fail

tbh

tbh

2008-07-09 18:33:34

#65

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6165|what

She would've looked weird trying to answer a bat thinking it was a phone.

2008-07-09 18:36:16

#66

Roc18: `; +655|5803|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

lol bats

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2008-07-09 19:17:01

#67

The_Lance_117: CANADA STRONG; +110|5949|CANADA

article wrote:
It looked quite cosy and comfortable in there so it was quite rude of me to take it out.

LOL

2008-07-09 19:20:06

#68

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6754|FUCK UBISOFT

https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJXF-IOC2sXd2AEQ2AUYTzIIkPNoy4kDh-w

2008-07-09 19:25:11

#69

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6475|meh-land

TheAussieReaper wrote:
She would've looked weird trying to answer a bat thinking it was a phone.

BATPHONE
almost like bananaphone and bongophone, but...
it's different

2008-07-09 23:44:04

#70

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6486|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Heh. This made news in a Finnish newspaper too. Just a 10 row article tho but still. Jeez.

2008-07-09 23:49:56

#71

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6165|what

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
in her 34FF bra
ugh

Poor bat thought it was inside the batcave.

2008-07-10 00:04:20

#72

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,053|6635|Little Bentcock

https://www.xxlbooblovers.com/content/topheavyamateurs-jolan.jpg

34FF size.

ugh tbh

Boobs are awesome but when they get that big they sag, and if they sag they are ugh.

2008-07-10 00:10:00

#73

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6232|Phoenix, AZ

Acreta wrote:
why would her phone be in her bra anyway

most of the girls I know tend to stick things in their shirts, their little ass shorts they wear prohibit them putting a sidekick in their tiny pockets

That or the tight ass jeans mean they cant squeeze a phone in there

2008-07-10 01:06:23

#74

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6486|6 6 4 oh, I forget

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
in her 34FF bra
ugh
Poor bat thought it was inside the batcave.

Batcave, batcleavage same thing.

2008-07-10 01:09:29

#75

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6593|the dank(super) side of Oregon

nice tits. It looks like her body is at least in proportion to her massive mammaries. skinny chicks with big tits are funny looking.

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