Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

kptk92 wrote:
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins wrote:
Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

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Only in the fens...

2008-07-09 07:14:31

#9

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6519|Adelaide, South Australia

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins wrote:
Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

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Only in the fens...

Huh?

2008-07-09 07:14:49

#10

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6567|NYC / Hamburg

no pics? lame

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-07-09 07:16:58

#11

dtacs: say that 2 my face fucker not online; +126|5834|Australia

max wrote:
no pics? lame

make a robot bat that can take pictures

????

profit

2008-07-09 07:20:09

#12

kptk92: u; +972|6408|tc_london

I wish I was that bat

2008-07-09 07:21:30

#13

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6479|Sheffield-England

Lucky Bat

Unless she's fat

2008-07-09 07:26:23

#14

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6567|NYC / Hamburg

Acreta wrote:
max wrote:
no pics? lame
make a robot bat that can take pictures

????

profit

seeing as I'm about to finish law school and start engineering

brb robobat

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-07-09 07:30:48

#15

Nintendogamer: Member; +72|6587|Chelmsford, UK

bat in bra, surely she would have noticed when she put it on.

2008-07-09 07:31:17

#16

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6542|Texas - Bigger than France

pics or it didn't happen

2008-07-09 07:32:45

#17

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6500|so randum

34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-07-09 07:34:38

#18

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6479|Sheffield-England

FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.

I don't know a thing about bras

2008-07-09 07:35:18

#19

chittydog: less busy; +586|6835|Kubra, Damn it!

FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.

Exactly. Unless she's 4 feet tall, she's built like a pornstar. Actually, huge implants could have numbed her enough to have not noticed the bat get in there in the first place.

2008-07-09 07:35:46

#20

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6402|dm_maidenhead

stkhoplite wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.
I don't know a thing about bras

because you've never seen one lal

2008-07-09 07:36:09

#21

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6479|Sheffield-England

Peter wrote:
stkhoplite wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.
I don't know a thing about bras
because you've never seen one lal

true

2008-07-09 07:36:49

#22

Peter: Super Awesome Member; +494|6402|dm_maidenhead

stkhoplite wrote:
Peter wrote:
stkhoplite wrote:

I don't know a thing about bras
because you've never seen one lal
true

2008-07-09 07:37:07

#23

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|6766|Cambridge (UK)

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Scorpion0x17 wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/7496923.stm

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Only in the fens...
Huh?

The Fens, also known as the Fenland, is a geographic area in eastern England, in the United Kingdom.

2008-07-09 07:39:27

#24

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6500|so randum

chittydog wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.
Exactly. Unless she's 4 feet tall, she's built like a pornstar. Actually, huge implants could have numbed her enough to have not noticed the bat get in there in the first place.

Yep. if it was 38FF we'd all be saying "fat bitch".

Still, she could still be a troll.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-07-09 07:40:50

#25

chittydog: less busy; +586|6835|Kubra, Damn it!

stkhoplite wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
34FF...34 means she might not be so chubby.
I don't know a thing about bras

34 is the measurement (in inches) around her chest either just above or below her boobs. FF is the cuz size, which is supposed to have some ratio between the number of inches in difference between the first measurement and the measurement around the largest part of her boos (usually at the nipples).

Now you're an expert. I like boobs, so I've learned a bit about them.

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