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Oh god, this brought back a few memories.  I had been in the pub for a while and was starting to get a bit drunk.  We'll there was this chubby lass and I said, thinking it would be a compliment at the time...

"Fucking hell, if you lost a couple of stone you would be hot"

She was crying in the toilet for about an hour and I felt like a right dick.

I swear on my unborn child I didn't eat your ice cream?

Can't think of any personal ones atm...

I didn't actually say it but it was on msn. A gay guy used to give me a lift to work. I told him if he tried anything I would knock him out so he knew I was straight as a ruler. I copy and pasted a comment on msn I said to my mate to tell another mate... something like "That fat fag that gives me a lift" I was talking to the guy who gave me a lift on msn and tried copy and pasting a link from youtube for him but mustn't have done it right and sent him the "That fat fag that gives me a lift"...

Lift to work the next day was aqward to say the least.

csmag wrote:

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the nike slogan?
Me: Sure! It's go fuck yourself!

Whoops...

liar.

csmag wrote:

Parker wrote:

csmag wrote:

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the nike slogan?
Me: Sure! It's go fuck yourself!

Whoops...

liar.

I really did do it I didn't get much shit for it anyways.

doubtful.....but hey, its the internet. i could tell you im the pope, and you would have no way to prove i wasnt.

ShadowsStrike wrote:

Parker wrote:

csmag wrote:

I really did do it I didn't get much shit for it anyways.

doubtful.....but hey, its the internet. i could tell you im the pope, and you would have no way to prove i wasnt.

No way man! Im the fucking pope!

On topic-

Pretty common "your mum" joke to a kid whos mum is dead..

i smite thee......or something.......



on topic, some of you might recall when my friends daughter died last year.........
well a couple weeks after that we were at a bar and this horrible music was playing.....without thinking and slightly drunk, i made the "this music makes me want to punch a baby", comment.......
that wasnt fun.

I've always lived around a multi-racial environment, and never really grew up around prejudice or racism, so I didn't really have a good grasp of how much fear this can evoke in a person.

While in North Carolina, I had a discussion about the KKK with my roommate and his black girlfriend (she was an absolute sweetheart) ... later, as the two of them were walking in the dark through some woods to a lake gazebo, I decided to do a practical joke.  I jumped out of the bushes and yelled in a deep hick-Southern voice "C'mon boys, here's a couple ... let's grab them."

She absolutely collapsed into a fetal position, sobbing uncontrollably.  Even once she realized it was me, she couldn't stop sobbing.

Well, I've regretted it ever since.  That was the beginning of my education in learning about racism and prejudice ...

GravyDan wrote:

Well, I used to give this guy who called himself White-Fusion a ride to work everyday in exchange for him blowing me on the way.  Well, one day I was balls deep in this dudes mouth when this other guy cut me off without even a signal.  I rolled down the window, and shaking my fist I yelled "Bite me, Cocksucker!"

Talk about bad timing...

i lol'd

Girlfriend: "Does this shirt make me look fat?"
Me: "Yes."

I didn't get any love for the rest of the fucking day.

There's been so many I can't even remember. People tell me a flaw of mine is that sometimes I'm painfully direct...sux2bthem

EDIT: Nvm I remember...

I have a Jewish guy in my class...I nicknamed him Hitler in bio class to his face.

I love the guy and I'm not anti semetic at all but it just slipped.

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-05-29 12:40:17)

OrangeHound wrote:

I've always lived around a multi-racial environment, and never really grew up around prejudice or racism, so I didn't really have a good grasp of how much fear this can evoke in a person.

While in North Carolina, I had a discussion about the KKK with my roommate and his black girlfriend (she was an absolute sweetheart) ... later, as the two of them were walking in the dark through some woods to a lake gazebo, I decided to do a practical joke.  I jumped out of the bushes and yelled in a deep hick-Southern voice "C'mon boys, here's a couple ... let's grab them."

She absolutely collapsed into a fetal position, sobbing uncontrollably.  Even once she realized it was me, she couldn't stop sobbing.

Well, I've regretted it ever since.  That was the beginning of my education in learning about racism and prejudice ...

Aries_37 wrote:

kylef wrote:

What are some things you said to people you just wish you hadn't? I have a few...although this one is by far worst.

There is this guy in my year, he is very annoying. He eats anything I lend him (rubbers, pencils, block, you name it) and I have grown a hatred against him. Well anyway, his mother is dead. (you can see where I'm going with this) Upon playing football, I kicked the ball away from him (despite not playing the game) and he said "you're a --some insult here--, kyle", in which I hastily, without even thinking, retorted "yeah well your mum's dead."

haha don't think anyone's topping this one

You were wrong.

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

Swimming with my friends,when my mate(hes a really cool guy but sometimes a douche-sometimes) with his skinnyass,fugly girlfriend.
So he comes up to me and says

Him:Duuude thats some huge belly you got right there,followed by giggles from his GF.
Me:Hey at least i dont date anorexic bitches.

She started crying and broke up with him the same day.saved him tbh

It's even more funny when you imagine it all happening in Greek instead of English