agent146
Member
+127|6379|Jesus Land aka Canada
Be prepared, this is a long post….of extreme sadness and gut hurting laughter.

I don’t how many of these threads “omg bad cosplay thead” I had made already. But I make them and post them on bf2s forums …because… why?
Because bf2s forums will always in my heart as it is the forum that I use the most of all the forums in the world. 2nd place is neopets.com when I pretend to be a 15 year old girl. j/k.
I want to share with you guys (there are no girls on the internet ) one of my sick past times: searching the internetz, collecting pictures of poor sobs in their makeshift costumes, and lolling at their futile attempts. Ya I am a hater.
…..COME ON! You guys know and have to admit its hiliarious to make fun of people and the silly “hobby” they do, especially when they suck at it.

Know I am not an idiot. I know and admit the reason why we think a person who cosplay is bad is probably because they are not sexually attractive. At this point, it does not even matter if they don’t’ resemble the character
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For those who don’t know what cosplay is…
“Cosplay is a term that originated in Japan but is based on the English words “Costume Play,” essentially play-acting in costumes. In Japan, CosPlay is not limited to anime/manga, but also a staple of many other entertainment industries such as science fiction and horror. In North America, the term CosPlay is reserved for anime/manga related costuming.
CosPlaying can be divided into two categories: basic cosplay and Masquerade. While basic cosplay only involves an attempt to look like a particular character, either in the halls of a convention or on stage, Masquerade is much more involved. When masquerading, CosPlayers attempt to act as the character would. They often have prepared skits with memorized lines, and the more advanced masqueraders can easily ad-lib their character’s personality.”
For those who hate to read: cosplay is dressing up as an anime or video game character and posting yourself and your friends on the internet so that an Asian guy who nicked name himself as “agent146” who is NOT a Nazi spy *shifty eyes* finds your picture and post it on bf2s to lol at you.
Another definition of cosplay is: PRETENDING that you are someone who you are not.

https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/pope_bush.jpg
Picture not related to the above statement
Alright lets start it off…:
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1211266922937.jpg
These sob destroyed pokemon for me.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1211294890887.jpg
I give props for lol. I also will back a way slowly.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1211321648917.jpg
OHH god Rinoa and yuna from FF game…WHY!!?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Punch0dv.gif
I told you guys; cosplayers are freaks.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/MKMAY2006_21_L.jpg
Link from ocarina of time: the coach potato era
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Mario-m.jpg
I will not make fun of him because he is still young…
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ORANGERTHING.jpg
DUDES!! GUYS, I MOTHER#$%King laughed at this pictures for over 20 minutes. This orange thing is not from a game or anime is it? OMG lOOK AT ITS FACE!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ORANGETHING2.jpg
DUDES GUYS I MOTHER F#%king laughed at this picture for another additional 20 minutes.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Shippuuden__Itadakimasu_by_behindin.jpg
….touche touche.. good cosplay. I can’t say much.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Tower_BaradDur1.jpg
THE TOWER FROM LOTR…IS FAT. He also looks like a sun flower.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/mc2008-0222.jpg
SO you want to be black now? Barrett from FF-white version. Lol
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/mc2008-0972.jpg
Narutard
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/mc2008-1019.jpg
….i shivered…
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/metriod_cosplay1.jpg
…I CAME!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/mgscosplay0oo.jpg
So you know there is going to be a Solid snake movie coming out? Seriously !!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/naruto_cosplay.jpg
…SUDDENLY…MANY NARUTARDS
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ncxvti.jpg
Mixed feelings …mixed feelings…never though toad (from Mario) can be this…ample.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ncy1ox.jpg
DAISY>Peach….despite the fact daisy is a cross eyed
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ncz0c8.jpg
Peach is grown up and kicks ass in brawl.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/nefhqx.jpg
NOOOO
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/new-P9040033.jpg
DOUBLE NOOOO
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/notthedroidsyurlokinforup4.jpg
Starwars: c3po and r2d2. lol look at the dorky c3p0
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/otakon20051stday0104018mk.jpg
A condom…seriously I have no idea.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/otakon200523days0070012hz.jpg
FENDER WOOHOO!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/papi.jpg
Voted as the best worst cosplay at the anime convention
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/robin.jpg
This guy is godamn sad. But from what I read the girl as raven is his girlfriend. LOL GEEKS!: “so where you put your extendable staff?” lol seriously…robin’s weapon is an extendable staff in teen titans….
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/ryuken4tj.jpg
I am amused…I will let this picture pass with out ripping it. You guys know there is going to be new street fighter MOVIE!>?!?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/scan0002wj9.jpg
Don’t know…don’t’ want to know
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/stalker_06.jpg
This is cosplay. No joke. Anyone know what he is from? Answer: STALKER….. ya go live in Russia :p
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/toploader01.jpg
I give the Filipinos (because I was told this cosplay was in that part of the world) two thumbs up. But I though matrix was better.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/toploader02.jpg
To good to be ripped.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1172213369813jj6.jpg
OMG I HATE FURRIES WITH A PASSION. Sonic is dead to me.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1210732506827.jpg
I rub my sausage to this…. Lol (random bunny warrior)
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/16jm2pv.jpg
PERFECT!!! to bad I am going to kill her to get my money back Remember cosplay is about video games also.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/3551019pr.jpg
FOX is dead to me. Super smash is dead to me also.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1.jpg
I AM CHARGING MY LASERZ!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/2.jpg
I AM FIRING MY LASERZ at FULGY LINK
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/3.jpg
I STEALS FULGY ZELDA
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/4.jpg
*FULGY Link’s hearts is down to half*
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/5.jpg
NUUUUU!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/6.jpg
FULGY LINK SAVES FULGY ZELDA
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/50.jpg
MEGAMAN is intense
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/51739251img3674013mj.jpg
2nd version of shitty ass version of c3p0 and r2d2
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/739762.jpg
This pictures truly shows what female cosplayers are…fat and sexual deviants. Look as she actually puts the tentacle monster into her mouth.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/750px-LARP_Sternenfeuer_Treffen.jpg
This is not COSPLAY this is..LARPing (live action role playing) its uses dungeons and dragons….none the less..still gai.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/986-sakura.jpg
FULGY- true definition of a narutard.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Bleach__The_Usual_Suspects_by_behin.jpg
Don’t watch beach but I can tell you these guys look very similar to the characters they are portraying
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Death_Note__Sunday_Morning_by_behin.jpg
Ditto above
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/GAM199feat_cosph_11--article_image.jpg
A CHALLEGER APPEARS on brawl. Fox, yoshi, and blue thing….ARE ALL FAT. This is unbelievable.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Gambit20Cyclops20Wolverine20Storm20.jpg
Soo…you kinda noticed by now that US/Canadian cosplayers are not to good as their fellow asian counter parts…man wolverine has aluminum foil claws…and damit look a the blue thing. Shit this fat Asian guy on this next picture so much better then these jokers
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/IMGP5702.jpg
He is fat and he is Asian and he is cosplaying PIkachu. THIS IS CUTE AND GREAT!! And lol
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Kakahsicosplay.jpg
Now this is what I am talking about….this cosplayer strikes me with so much fear that I won’t call him a narutard….to his face. Behind his back…maybe….maybe.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Loosers.jpg
Otaku, anime freaks, weebos, japanophiles, what ever you call em…they sure do suck.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/af543692d04960_full.jpg
Final fantasy advent children…great action pack movie.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/akon13-ash.jpg
Googled “retarded cosplay” and this was the first thing that came up. WRONG WRONG WRONG.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/animeexpo2002058jpg016wn.jpg
Man…what the hell.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/animesouth2007-0034.jpg
I believe this is the only decent pictures in my entire post. But I can assure you she won’t be decent after I plow this “chobit”
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/b25789967.jpg
Ultramarines from warhammer.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/b260267b4588230d8b0c7a8e87e7005d028.jpg
Cheap ass cosplay in jeans as a digimon. Sad sad poor son of a gun.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/bowser3rc.jpg
Bowser.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cimg1506.jpg
Do you really trust him to fix your plumbing? NONO not the fact he is black but the fact he is a cosplayer!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cimg1546.jpg
Can anyone imagine getting into a fist fight with this thing? I can.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/colonel.jpg
IT’S THE COLONEL!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cosplay11.jpg
Vincent from FF Dirge.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cosplay12041zr3.jpg
At anime conventions you will see hundreds of over weight sexual deviant girls with these signs. I shiver…
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cosplay_rox_01.jpg
Black Gai from naurto amuses me.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cosplay_southpark.jpg
SOUTHPARK!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cosplayfinalfantasy028xd.jpg
FINAL FANTASY FREAKS …AGAIN!.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cubecostume.jpg
YAAA!!!!! Sure she is not a looker but the point is that its PORTAL!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/display5wx.jpg
So I told Emo link: “DO IT F@G0T! CUT YOUR SELF! I DARE YOU”

FOR NExT PICTURE…BRACE YOURSELF





https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/dscn26280pt.jpg
OHH GOD I though I saw the worse…no…DORK METER just blew up.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/fanime038.jpg
Jesus is an video game/anime character?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/fanime145.jpg
The seller from resident evil 4?
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/halo.jpg
I MANGED TO STEAL SOME FRAMES FROM THE UP COMING HALO MOVIE!!! ZOMG LOOK AT ITZ!!!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/halo2.jpg
Lol no its taken off a site that have a bunch of guys who dress up like master chief and marines and ya…still great. And it give a good hype for the HOPEFULLY good Halo movie.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/img_0652.jpg
I though blacks suppose to be tough….man this guy makes Care bears look dangerous
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/killzone.jpg
THIS IS AWESOME…KILLZONE!
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/manpeach082507.jpg
https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/supercheapsheep/DragonCon2007/DSC_0128_resize.jpg
THIS IS SPARTA!
https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/supercheapsheep/DragonCon2007/DSC_0124_resize.jpg
Its hippie version of Kingdom hearts.
https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/supercheapsheep/DragonCon2007/DSC_0101_resize.jpg
So…you guys know that there is going to be a Gears of war movie right? LOl.

…………….
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/mario-kids-cosplay.jpg
 they look cute.

https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/supercheapsheep/DragonCon2007/DSC_0182_resize.jpg
….Nu…just nu.

Last one….
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/yokolh5.jpg
See this anime chick the next photo you will see her again and all her wacko friends.
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/yokolhlol.jpg
Note the guy/girl looking freak on the far right. All I have to say is…”damn why the hell is the only normal looking guy (far left) have to have his face scrambled.


Look look guys I am no fool. I mean we have to give props and an applause for these people…I mean these “freaks” and “wierdos” take the time, money, and effort to make their costumes, go to a convention to have fun WITH their MANY FRIENDS (as one could see in these pictures).
And while WE are sitting in front of our computers in a lonely room to made fun of these people on bf2s forums. Which would probably not affect them at all even if they see this thread. ….so I admit in reality…we/ I am the loner…..

And besides I bet 70 percent of bf2sers would look like shit if they cosplayed any ways.

BUT BY GOD You HAVe to agree that the furries got to DIE.
https://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/supercheapsheep/DragonCon2007/DSC_0125_resize.jpg

hey hey i mocked these poor souls so that is why I am going to show you MY “cosplay”
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9a/Floppy_gangster_original.jpg
I am going to cosplay this latino looking gangsta
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/PICT0459.jpg
I copied and I think I look more hardcore cuz I got more Floppies…BIATCH.

Now I COSPLAY BATTLEFIELD 2 and I kick all the commies
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/PICT0465.jpg
WHOOO
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/PICT0471.jpg
I am preparing to bunny hop to victory.

please note these are not real rifles or pistols. in no way i could get an mp5 into canada.
but they do hurt alot when your hit...
for gun buffs or those interested:
kcw m9 berretta
uramax berretta px4 storm
ICs mp5a4.

Last edited by agent146 (2008-05-23 21:03:55)

BlackKoala
Member
+215|6318
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Mystline
Banned
+38|6113|United States
loled at the narutards
Wallpaper
+303|5987|The pool

BlackKoala wrote:

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Cyrax-Sektor
Official Battlefield fanboy
+240|6141|San Antonio, Texas
Heh, some of those people went all out. I like checking out cosplay pics for the lulz, and to see how much effort fans will put into their costumes.

Oh, and BF2 cosplay, we need moar of!

Last edited by Cyrax-Sektor (2008-05-23 20:53:22)

CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|6563|Portland, OR, USA
..the fuck did I just look at?
firebolt5
Member
+114|6148

agent146 wrote:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/ … 4018mk.jpg
A condom…seriously I have no idea.
Day of the Tentacle
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|6753|San Antonio, Texas
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/1210732506827.jpg

Fran from FF XII.

https://www.ffcompendium.com/art/12-fran-a.jpg

Did a damn good job if I do so say so myself.

Last edited by {M5}Sniper3 (2008-05-23 21:18:45)

<BoTM>J_Aero
Qualified Expert
+62|6458|Melbourne - Home of Football
Just what I suspected for the entire time, you're secretly jealous of all the cosplayers.
agent146
Member
+127|6379|Jesus Land aka Canada

<BoTM>J_Aero wrote:

Just what I suspected for the entire time, you're secretly jealous of all the cosplayers.
hey who not love to dress up and pretend? lol
Wallpaper
+303|5987|The pool
Inconsistency spotted!

You said you hate furries, and then you say you CAME on the FF XII bunny girl!
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6222|NSW, Australia

i wanna go to one of these thingys and hit on any hot chicks, if there is any, the one in the red bra next to chick with the cigarette is decent... maybe?
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6287
you a funny man... lil too much time on ur hands...but i appreciate it.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6305

I can make a couple references to people in our forums...
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9a/Floppy_gangster_original.jpg
max and his wad of cash
https://i32.tinypic.com/a3jmlz.jpg

Then Boomerjinks and his awesome Portal set up.
https://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/Boomerjinks/jube.jpg
https://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/Boomerjinks/15.jpg
>
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/cubecostume.jpg
agent146
Member
+127|6379|Jesus Land aka Canada

Wallpaper wrote:

Inconsistency spotted!

You said you hate furries, and then you say you CAME on the FF XII bunny girl!
touche...but that because that bunny girl BIG different between carebears lol

m4s3rchi3f wrote:

you a funny man... lil too much time on ur hands...but i appreciate it.
i don't have a t.v. nor do i want it....can't afford it...but i got a lot FLOPPIES THOUGh!
the internetz is my entertainment

Last edited by agent146 (2008-05-23 22:07:16)

SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6404|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.
Some of those are just damn awesome!

But then, you get the freaks...
David.P
Banned
+649|6267

agent146 wrote:

so much better then these jokers
You rang?
https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/1198045706361.gif

agent146 wrote:

Look look guys I am no fool. I mean we have to give props and an applause for these people…I mean these “freaks” and “wierdos” take the time, money, and effort to make their costumes, go to a convention to have fun WITH their MANY FRIENDS (as one could see in these pictures).
Fuck em all! Why try something when you know you're gonna fail? Don't go out and embarrass yourself, Stay home and practice till you get it right!

agent146 wrote:

And while WE are sitting in front of our computers in a lonely room to made fun of these people on bf2s forums. Which would probably not affect them at all even if they see this thread. ….so I admit in reality…we/ I am the loner…..
To some extent yes... But we ridicule those who are sadder and more pathetic then us.

agent146 wrote:

And besides I bet 70 percent of bf2sers would look like shit if they cosplayed any ways.
I could pull off a decent Two-Face if i tired. Joker not so much.

agent146 wrote:

BUT BY GOD You HAVe to agree that the furries got to DIE.
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/ … resize.jpg
Fire is an option.

agent146 wrote:

Now I COSPLAY BATTLEFIELD 2 and I kick all the commies
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/ … CT0465.jpg
WHOOO
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/ … CT0471.jpg
I am preparing to bunny hop to victory.
Lol Gay. You know you'd look good as Mao tse tsung.

agent146 wrote:

please note these are not real rifles or pistols. in no way i could get an mp5 into canada.
Lol canada.

EDIT:  Btw remember these? Still relevant.

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/Weeaboo.png

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/7338-fatyaoi.jpg

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/1203765093138.jpg

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/12008550426.png

https://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/dvdpiddy/1203786426478.jpg

Last edited by David.P (2008-05-23 23:52:59)

Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6713|Scotland
https://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/coco1138/cosplay/Shippuuden__Itadakimasu_by_behindin.jpg

I want hair like that
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|6723|Uhh... erm...
The Warhammer costumes were epic. I want one of those suits.
okashii
Member
+34|6521|I'm form Poland and I hate it
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/ … llzone.jpg

FYI this is not killzone, its from Jin Roh <anime>
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6222|NSW, Australia

Tetrino wrote:

The Warhammer costumes were epic. I want one of those suits.
yeh i must admit, they are pretty cool looking
Lieutenant_Jensen
Your cops are corrupt.
+200|6384|fåking denmark

CommieChipmunk wrote:

..the fuck did I just look at?
The#1Spot
Member
+105|6532|byah
Some people(asians) did good job on their costume. The rest well.....ya terrible.

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