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Time travel is impossible as exemplified by the famous grandfather paradox. Imagine you build a time machine. It is possible for you to travel back in time, meet your grandfather before he produces any children (i.e. your father/mother) and kill him. Thus, you would not have been born and the time machine would not have been built, a paradox.

Perhaps the craziest of the time travel paradoxes was cooked up by Robert Heinlein in his classic short story "All You Zombies."

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him. But just when things are finally looking up for Jane, a series of disasters strike. First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery, doctors find that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they are forced to surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected by society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time travelers corps." Both of them enter a time machine, and the bartender drops off the drifter in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan woman, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops off the baby in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time travelers corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together, becomes a respected and elderly member of the time travelers corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.

The question is: Who is Jane's mother, father, grandfather, grand mother, son, daughter, granddaughter, and grandson? The girl, the drifter, and the bartender, of course, are all the same person. These paradoxes can made your head spin, especially if you try to untangle Jane's twisted parentage. If we drawJane's family tree, we find that all the branches are curled inward back on themselves, as in a circle. We come to the astonishing conclusion that she is her own mother and father! She is an entire family tree unto herself.
HurricaИe
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tl;dr
i g
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change my title but keep his post
Aries_37
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This is so damn pr0
max
Vela Incident
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it is possible, go watch star trek IV
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
avman633
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Damn, thats some crazy shit you have there.
Lynx14
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Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
i g
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Lynx14 wrote:

Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
ceslayer23
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Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

Lynx14 wrote:

Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
whats beyond the brick wall?
Lynx14
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ceslayer23 wrote:

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

Lynx14 wrote:

Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
whats beyond the brick wall?
rolled
Mystline
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What have you been smoking ig?
i g
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ceslayer23 wrote:

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

Lynx14 wrote:

Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
whats beyond the brick wall?
it's like the old school donkey kong where you come out on the other side knawmean
Mr.Dooomed
Find your center.
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Mystline wrote:

What have you been smoking ig?
Wat? Eye-GiZzLe is ig? Thats like, a form of internet time travel right htar.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
Mystline
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And the fact that she/he had both sets of sexual organs is the reason why this even could work.
AussieReaper
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Mystline wrote:

And the fact that she/he had both sets of sexual organs is the reason why this even could work.
And that fact that no paradoxes occur, even when Jane knows they are now the bartender who sets up the whole series of events.

Parallel dimensions may be possible, string theory suggests up to 12 of them I think. But time travel is the one realm science cannot seem to hurdle over. You need to go faster than the speed of light, but nothing can go faster than the speed of light, if you could go faster than the speed of light though your mass would increase, if that happens then...

It just goes on and gets more twisted.
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You know I saw a documentary on "time travel" that may be theoretically possible...The idea was that as things reach the speed of light time slows down, so a lazer is bent into a circle (I guess with some huge ass magnetic field), I forgot the details but it would create a region of space frozen in time. Wasn't gonna be anything you could go back through, they were focusing more on sending data...and it wouldn't exist before it was created, but as long as it was maintained it would exist as a moment frozen in time.... So anything put there 50 years from now would be there now. Strange concept, in that if it ever worked as soon as you fired it up for the first time data/stuff would start pouring out.
TimmmmaaaaH
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Im_Dooomed wrote:

Mystline wrote:

What have you been smoking ig?
Wat? Eye-GiZzLe is ig? Thats like, a form of internet time travel right htar.
sssh, its a secret
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Zilla
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Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

Lynx14 wrote:

Yeah see this is why I don't think about this shit. Brain is going to pop one day. Another thing is what came before everything. If you are religious? What came before god, and what came before that and before that and before that. Or if you believe in science what came before the big bang? What came before that? What came before that? Goes on forever.
you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
Umm, isn't it a restaurant?
AussieReaper
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Zilla wrote:

Eye-GiZzLe wrote:

you run in to a brick wall at the end of the universe tbh
Umm, isn't it a restaurant?
That wall is part of the restaurant.
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mtb0minime
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Today at work I attempted to freeze time. Almost succeeded, too!

We were filming a scene in the office and this clock was really annoying and I kept picking up the ticking on the microphone. I tried hiding it in places but the mic is so sensitive it kept picking it up. So I stuck it in the refrigerator
AWSMFOX
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wtf is this nerd shit
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s0 trippy br0
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coolstorybro wrote:

s0 trippy br0
>bumping this thread
Finray
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I remember this thread
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