36. He wouldn't eat any penguins, because he's already eaten his 10 walruses in his lifetime.
He'd be dead before he could eat any penguins.
He'd be dead before he could eat any penguins.
Nice try Miggle, check the date stamp on your edit.Miggle wrote:
38: A greek obol with the a BC date would be like telling the future, they didn't know that jesus would be born!
therefore the british coin is worth more, because the obol is obviously fake.
update the damn thread these people are trying to steal my answers!
get a mod to check that for you, the edit was asking for the thread update.
edit: wait a second, what?
the edit was to add clarity to the post, it's the second part.
edit 2: anyways, the edit happened 3 minutes before your post...
edit: wait a second, what?
the edit was to add clarity to the post, it's the second part.
edit 2: anyways, the edit happened 3 minutes before your post...
Last edited by Miggle (2008-05-06 19:56:41)
36 - If the average eskimo eats 10 walruses in a lifetime, and one walrus is equivalent to five and a half penguins, how many penguins would he eat if he couldn't get walruses?
none, penguins dont live by eskimos?
or something like that
none, penguins dont live by eskimos?
or something like that
been done many times before you, originally by me.ceslayer23 wrote:
36 - If the average eskimo eats 10 walruses in a lifetime, and one walrus is equivalent to five and a half penguins, how many penguins would he eat if he couldn't get walruses?
none, penguins dont live by eskimos?
or something like that
oops. long day...too much herion apparently.Miggle wrote:
get a mod to check that for you, the edit was asking for the thread update.
edit: wait a second, what?
the edit was to add clarity to the post, it's the second part.
edit 2: anyways, the edit happened 3 minutes before your post...
Come one though. If an Eskimo cant get his favorite walrus for dinner, then I am sure he will order out for some Penguin. Ever heard of international shipping?!
Miggle wrote:
38: A greek obol with the a BC date would be like telling the future, they didn't know that jesus would be born!
therefore the british coin is worth more, because the obol is obviously fake.
Yeah, penguins live at the other pole to walruses.Miggle wrote:
36, penguins live at the south pole, eskimos can't eat penguins.
And the coin one, the BC dating system was invented after Christ not before it
Anybody got any others to share?
If it takes Two men, 3 hours to dig 1 hole, How long will it take One man to dig 1/2 a hole?The Sheriff wrote:
Anybody got any others to share?
*also see the Silk/Milk thing I posted yesterday, Anyone tried it yet?*
You can't dig half a hole1927 wrote:
If it takes Two men, 3 hours to dig 1 hole, How long will it take One man to dig 1/2 a hole?The Sheriff wrote:
Anybody got any others to share?
*also see the Silk/Milk thing I posted yesterday, Anyone tried it yet?*
1 and a half hours or forever seeing as a hole can be dug from one side of the Earth to the core where you will get incinerated1927 wrote:
If it takes Two men, 3 hours to dig 1 hole, How long will it take One man to dig 1/2 a hole?The Sheriff wrote:
Anybody got any others to share?
Tut, Damn, KP got it right (yeah, as if) Would +1 you but have done within the last 1440 MinutesThe Sheriff wrote:
You can't dig half a hole1927 wrote:
If it takes Two men, 3 hours to dig 1 hole, How long will it take One man to dig 1/2 a hole?The Sheriff wrote:
Anybody got any others to share?
*also see the Silk/Milk thing I posted yesterday, Anyone tried it yet?*
wtf wtf1927 wrote:
Tut, Damn, KP got it right (yeah, as if) Would +1 you but have done within the last 1440 MinutesThe Sheriff wrote:
You can't dig half a hole1927 wrote:
If it takes Two men, 3 hours to dig 1 hole, How long will it take One man to dig 1/2 a hole?
*also see the Silk/Milk thing I posted yesterday, Anyone tried it yet?*
Jimmy Jones stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?
He was a window cleaner, cleaning the outside of the window at the time?theDude5B wrote:
Jimmy Jones stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?
Bingo.1927 wrote:
He was a window cleaner, cleaning the outside of the window at the time?theDude5B wrote:
Jimmy Jones stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?
Well wouldn't of thought so because he said "26th Floor" and we all know what Grannies are like with stairs n that.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Bingo.1927 wrote:
He was a window cleaner, cleaning the outside of the window at the time?theDude5B wrote:
Jimmy Jones stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?
Bingo is a dog.
gtfotheDude5B wrote:
Bingo is a dog.
lol1927 wrote:
Well wouldn't of thought so because he said "26th Floor" and we all know what Grannies are like with stairs n that.
but alas, you are correct Mr Cardif.
Thank you, I will be collecting my prize from the ticket office in the morning, fucking get in there. This might explain my madness being more madder than usual this hot sweaty afternoon.theDude5B wrote:
lol1927 wrote:
Well wouldn't of thought so because he said "26th Floor" and we all know what Grannies are like with stairs n that.
but alas, you are correct Mr Cardif.
It is late, and overcast, after a party, a couple have had an arguement, the very drunk husband ties his wife to a set of train tracks.
The woman does her best to free herself, but can't. All the street lights are turned off, and there are no lights turned on within 20 miles of the woman, yet the train driver sees the woman on the tracks, and manages to stop the train before it crushes the woman.
The train also has all its lights turned off.
How did the train driver see the woman?
The woman does her best to free herself, but can't. All the street lights are turned off, and there are no lights turned on within 20 miles of the woman, yet the train driver sees the woman on the tracks, and manages to stop the train before it crushes the woman.
The train also has all its lights turned off.
How did the train driver see the woman?
Last edited by justice (2008-05-07 09:08:51)
I know fucking karate
With his eyes.justice wrote:
It is late, after a party, a couple have had an arguement, the very drunk husband ties his wife to a set of train tracks.
The woman does her best to free herself, but can't. All the street lights are turned off, and there are no lights turned on within 20 miles of the woman, yet the train driver sees the woman on the tracks, and manages to stop the train before it crushes the woman.
How did the train driver see the woman?
no lights.The Sheriff wrote:
With his eyes.justice wrote:
It is late, after a party, a couple have had an arguement, the very drunk husband ties his wife to a set of train tracks.
The woman does her best to free herself, but can't. All the street lights are turned off, and there are no lights turned on within 20 miles of the woman, yet the train driver sees the woman on the tracks, and manages to stop the train before it crushes the woman.
How did the train driver see the woman?
I know fucking karate